Herman Cain

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This man wants to be president.

It's no secret that the GOP doesn't want a nigger in the White House. Seeing the brotha man take control of the Jewnited States of Americunts in January of '08 brought many a tear to the white man, to the point where they took to the streets, waved guns around, and threatened a Civil War if Obama didn't move to the back of the White House and let a real American take over. Naturally, the liberal media painted them for what they are, and soon enough, they were forced to STFU. In fact, they realized that the liberals in the country had such a stranglehold on Obama's image, that every GOP candidate that stepped up to the candidate was painted as a bad choice for America, for various reasons only leftards understand.

So what did the GOP do? The only thing they could do: Find the dumbest, blackest Uncle Tom they could find, and make him the frontrunner for the Republicunt nomination. Oh, and his only experience in leadership is being the fucking CEO of a shitty pizza chain.