NOAA

NOAA (National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration) are a bunch of meteorologist drama whore nerds and IRL trolls that work for the U.S Government. NOAA is also the predecessor of HAARP.

NOAA starves dogs via hurricane, forcing them to eat human remains.

Notable NOAA Trolls

• Caused Hurricane Katrina at the behest of George W. Bush because they also don't care about black people.

• Used tsunami causing space satellites to devastate Asia and steal all the oil from countries like Thailand under the guise of providing foreign aid.

• Confusing whales with Navy sonar.

• Created Global Warming and then lied about it.

• Blamed it all on "El Niño" (literally: "The Niño")

External Links

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