2012 Elections
Every four two years the race for the President of the United States begins. While the President's term limits last four years, after two years of being in office, Presidential policy is dictated by the needs of getting reelected, not governance. This practice was utilized to an extreme with a recent President who liked to set up false flag operations and invade the Middle East as a means of gaining electoral support using a classic tactic of nationalists called "rally around the flag" syndrome. The mainstream media has had difficulty in gaining ratings from the masses due to how boring their coverage is due to self censorship forced upon the journalists in order to get access to campaigns and politicans. Due to the fact that we aren't a bunch of pussies when it comes to reporting the delicious drama, here is the lowdown on the election leading to declaring who is Emperor of Mankind for the next four years. Will the next Emperor be a Police State Nigger, a worker ant collecting riches and glory for the Mormon Empire who also supports the Police State, or Gary Johnson who has no chance of winning, but will likely pull a Ralph Nader in these elections. This is a timeline of the trolling of the 2012 Elections.
Before Common Trolling Era
Steven Colbert trolls the election with his Superpac Ads
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Herman Cain
Herman Cain is a troll in the highest regard as he fancies himself as serious business. Besides being a serial rapist, Herman Cain decided to lulz it up with numerous other antics. First was his infamous "9-9-9" tax plan, which besides being incredibly stupid, is an overt declaration of who Herman "Am I my brother's keeper?" Cain hails every day. Despite "9-9-9" being 666 upside down, this was never mentioned by any mainstream media sources. Experts believe that Herman Cain, while being incredibly evil, is not the anti-Christ. Our reasoning is "why would Satan manifest as a dumb nigger when he could manifest as the Police State Nigger?"
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Ron Paul gets fucked over by Republicans
When the election was still full of trolls like Herman Cain, Newt Gingrich, and Santorum, there were a few candidates running on the Republican Party ticket who were actually of some quality. Those two candidates were Jon Huntsman (who would have raped President Obama in the general elections) and Ron Paul. The Republican Party was scared of Ron Paul and Jon Huntsman, as they wouldn't dance when asked, decided to lulz it up with rigging their own internal vote. What makes this incredibly lulzy is that this isn't illegal at all since the Republican Party is its own private organization, they can do whatever they want to their own party members and get away with it. This legal maneuver still resulted in massive amounts of butthurt.