Gravity Falls

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Gravity Falls is an American animated comedy horror television series created by Alex Hirsch. It features two twins, a girl who is obsessed with vampires (as well as pigs and glitter) and her brother. Like any other mediocre cartoon created in the last decade, it has a huge fantard following, most of which consist of tumblr 16-year-old girls and /co/, the latter who find Mabel very sexy.

Plot

Dipper and his twin sister, Mabel, are sent to the town of Gravity Falls to visit their great uncle Stan who forces them into doing child labor because he's too busy creating schemes to rip people off (The perfect summer). There, Dipper finds a book describing many of the town's secrets. Oh man, you can almost smell those bullshit plot twists, smells like rainbow-barfing gnomes and retarded presidents.

Characters

Mabel Pines: Dipper's sister. Mabel lives in a world of preteen novels (most are about vampires), funding her hopes of finding her one true love which always lands her in situations which require her brother's help. Because if there's one thing vampire novels teach, it's how to be an independent woman.

Dipper Pines: Since Alex based Mabel off his own sister, this naturally means that Dipper is his Mary Sue. You know the drill, if one of the twins is a full-o-happypills girl, the other one has to be a paranoid, skeptic babydick.

Wendy Corduroy: Besides the oh so necessary crush that Dipper has on her, Wendy provides 15-year-old girl tits and ass to cover up the fact that the fans only care for Mabel's 12-year-old girl tits and ass.

Grunkle Stan: Dipper and Mabel's great uncle who's secretly a Jew. He's also a creepy old fuck with a creepy old shit museum that houses many of the series' plot devices.

Soos: If Patrick Star were a human, he'd still be a more dignified character than Soos. At least Patrick's most distinguishing characteristic isn't believing that the mailman is a werewolf.