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BrokenSpacebar

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BrokenSpacebariswhenyourspacebarhassufferedseveralormorecasualtiesthatinvolvenumerous unfunctionablepropertiesamongyourspacebar.littledoyouknowtheveryevilnatureoftheBrokenSpaceBar.BrokenSpacebarcanstrikeatanywillingtimeandwillnotstopitsrelentlessblowstotheheadandneckreigon.IfyouareattackedbytheBrokenSpacebar,mostrecommendedactionswouldtofixityoulazyfucknut.


DealingWithBrokenSpacebar

IfyouarehavingtroubledealingwiththeBrokenSpacebar,hereareafewsuggestionsonhowtoridofthisvirus.

1.fixit 2.cutoffkey,pissinkeyhole 3.fixit 4.???

thesesuggestionswheremadebyme,butimnotresponsibleifyourclumbsyassfallsintoawellorsomeshit soifyouhaveaidsandyouproceedtosuggestion2,donotblamemeifyourkeyboardgetsAIDS


CopingWithTheBrokenSpaceBar

IfyouarestuckwiththeBrokenSpacebarandyouhavenowayout,thenyoucantrytocopewiththespacebarandtrytoGetbusyWithIt

TryaskingtheBrokenSpacebaroutonadate,ifitdeclines,you'refucked

TryrapingtheBrokenSpacebar,ifrapedhardenough,itwillweepintoahairy,wetsockandrunoutofyourhouse



Outro

Ihopeyou'veenjoyedthispresentationofthe BrokenSpacebarvirus.IhopeafteryoureadthisyoueithercommitSuicideoractuallydowhatthisarticalsays. Haveashittyday

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