HowToBasic

HowToBasic is an anonymous, psychopathic, egg-wasting man-child that violently throws/smashes food for other people's pleasure. That is, if you were autistic enough to take in such cringe-worthy content. In nearly all of his videos, he is naked (presumably to attract the extreme homosexuals). He loves to slap meat against his legs, smash eggs, heavily moan, fists more meat down the toilet, and shit on the ground. How YouTube allows this jack-off to be on YouTube and doesn't allow other mature content is still a mystery to this very day. HowToBasic utterly proves that only women should be in the kitchen, and if a man enters it, there is no telling of what sort of catastrophe will unfold.

Origins

HowToBasic wasn't always wasting food to the expense of starving Africans. In ancient times, he made actual tutorial videos. No, not his extremely simple tutorials for complete retards would make use of, he made real tutorials. The only problem is that nobody gave a shit about the tutorials. So instead, he made the extremely simple tutorials. These tutorials includes: how to pick up an umbrella, how to open a door, and how to fuck raw food. Of course, autistic people ate it up like a fat man eating his third McDonald's meal the same day. HowToBasic realized how many idiots are on the internet, so he decided to make more to gain more attention and stay relevant by becoming a complete nut and waste tons of food (quite literally).

Videos

An insightful video of how to install GTA on your laptop.

This is the result when he takes his audience's unfunny jokes
literally.

This is how he thanks his audience: by smashing more eggs.
How original!

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External Links

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See Also

• Food
• Homosexual
• Autism
• Meat
• Eggs
• Insane

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