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Geometry Dash

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This screenshot just about sums up the development of the game.

Geometry Dash is an overrated game where you click in tune with the beat made by a swedish faggot called RobTop. This game have in total 21 badly-designed levels and a editor one, which everyone can make a level. By this kids can make shitty levels with music stolen from Newgrounds.

How to play this

Easily, you can play this by clickin, pressing a random button or smashing your dick on the phone screen.

  • Level Editor - Shitty level editor where kids make their "masterpieces" of levels.
    • Newgrounds song integration - Use songs by other DJs. ZOMG!!!11 I can make a Skrillex lev-SONG IS NOT ALLOWED FOR USE.
  • Achievements - Made only for the people who wants to have every shit from the game. Icons also are achievements
  • Daily Rewards - In the main menu, theres a button to have free rewards by clickin a small or big ass chest.
  • Shop - Buy stuff
  • Icons - Basically, the skins for the cubes, some of them are from other copyrighted media like Mario, Kirby or even fucking Dead-Pool.
  • Gauntlets - When Robtop is being a lazy motherfucker, he starts selecting user levels and put it, cuz why not?
  • Level Pack - Basically the same shit like Gauntlets but is a pack full of levels

Other Games

Geometry Dash Lite

This is just a free version of the game but with less stuff (like the levels, online shit, icons and other stuff). Why download this if you can download a APK of the original one?

Geometry Dash Meltdown

This game was released on December 19, 2015 and only has 3 levels. Also it is set on Hell because OMG SATAN!1!!11

Geometry Dash World

Another game, this one was released on December 21, 2016 as a demo of the then-upcoming 2.1 Update.

Geometry Dash SubZero

Released on December 21, 2017. Instead of being in Hell like Meltdown, it's set in like a fr0zen world or some shit. This entry is technically a prototype of 2.2, and is notorious for being the most rushed of the games.

On April 7th 2016, RobTop announced the new update will have more stuff, even MOAR than 2.1 and 2.0. Wait, it's STILL in development.

Rip-Off

Is this game similar to another one? Well, it a bad rip-off of The Impossible Game, since both games are the same jump to obstacles thing. But nobody want to accept it.

Level Editor

Level Bingo.
Typical Player of GD.

Since everyone can make levels and upload them, it emerge some lvls with porn, gore and satanic shit to scare the kidz.

The typical player-made levels are something like this:

  • Automatic level - You don't do anything and you win.
  • Collab - At least 100 people making a single level.
  • Demons - Levels that are so fucking hard, that most players use hacks to complete these. As of the 2.1 Update, there are five types of Demon levels: Easy, Medium, Hard, Insane and Extreme Demons.
  • Silent / Impossible levels - Dumb-as-fuck levels that exist only to break your fingers over a level you will never beat.
  • Shitty levels - Most of these are made by kids who don't know how to make actually good levels, so they put random crap all over the level. Expect most of the recent levels to be these.
  • Challenges - Short levels that assrape the shit out of you.
  • Bug Showcase - OMFG GUYS, I FOUND A BUG!1!!!11 NOW IM GONNA MAEK A LVL ABUT DIZ BUG!1!!111

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