Technoblade
Technoblade† (Powerword: Alexander (nobody actually knows his last name)) is a dead Minecraft YouTuber known for his skill in the Hypixel Minecraft PVP game, Skywars.
Like other Minecraft YouTubers, Techno started his YouTube career as an edgy teenager, preferring at the time to play Roblox and TF2. But he first started getting really popular after collabing with Dream, being a part of Chipple Dipple's SMP, and the start of Techno's video series the "Potato Wars".
—A quote from Techno's father | ||
Sometime during his popularity he got super AIDS, also known as cancer. This was scientifically proven to have happened because of "consuming too much bullshit on the computer".
He would then succumb to the AIDs and thus ensued the forced "legacy" of Techno. His father, referred to as "TechnoDad" by his fans, would start the grieving process by putting up numerous merchandise of Techno up for sale.
Legacy Edition
Like anything great that dies out, somebody is bound to rape it till their "legacy" is nothing more then a marketing ploy.
TommyInnit is the annoying ass little brother of most DreamSMP members, with his humor being the classic loud equals funny children's content formula. Tommy was friends with Techno due to his connections with Dream, and after his death would make numerous videos cashing in on this fact.
Another one of his SMP buttbuddies, Dream even made a song Bawwwwwwing about how much he missed him. Technoblade's Jewish father even appears in the music video. Unlike Tommy, nobody likes Dream, and he would actually face backlash because of this, with twitterfags saying he was exploiting Techno's death.
Mojang themselves have also hopped on the bandwagon of Techno dickriding, by featuring him in official Minecraft media. Being added to the official Minecraft launchers loading screen.
Most infamously in the lulzy Minecraft Movie.
Fanbase
Since he played a game meant for children, he was bound to attract that audience, making up the majority of the retards who comment #TechnobladeNeverDies under all of his videos or anything related to him.
How to Troll his fans
You can counter-act their autism of a hashtag by posting the far superior, "#TechnobladeDeservedIt" which will make any Techno fan sperg out and cry to you about how he was a legend or something.
Really That Great?
Short answer kinda. If you think being good at vidya games is an accomplishment that should be praised for the ages, then type F in chat, for "I'm a faggot".
But truthfully the only impressive thing he did was dying at a young age, world record anyone?
Videos
Gallery
External Links
See Also
|
Technoblade is part of a series on Visit the Gaming Portal for complete coverage. |
 |
||
|
|
||
