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Geir Kaldahl
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| Geir Kaldahl | |
| Nationality: | Norwegian 
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| Highscore | 3 dead, 2 injured |
| Style | Single player |
| An Hero? | Yes |
Geir Kaldahl was a 38-year-old boat mechanic with a terrible temper who ran amok in 2006 when his GF of 7 years came to break up with him after a long day of drinking. He ended up shooting her as well as his 79-year-old dad before drunk-driving to his ex-wife's house to continue his rampage. He rushed into the house, grabbed a knife and killed their 14-year-old son and injured her and her new boyfriend. He left again, this time heading to a gas station. Upon entering the gas station, Geir fired randomly into the wall and ceiling, wounding nobody, before he left again. As soon as cops caught up with him, he tried to make a run for it across a field before he was shot and injured, causing him to blow his brains out.
After surviving the ordeal, Geir's ex-wife became a drug addict.
| Kill count: | 3/20 |
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| Accuracy: | 5/20 Didn't hit anybody in the gas station |
| Style: | 7/20 Angry dad |
| Butthurt: | 5/20 |
| Bonus: | 8/20 Alternated between gun and knife, but could have caused much more carnage |
Wanted Level:
Police Force
Genildo Ferreira de França
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| Genildo Ferreira de França | |
| Nationality: | Brazilian 
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| Highscore | 14 dead, 1 injured |
| Style | Single player |
| An Hero? | Yes |
On May 21st 1997, 27-year-old Genildo embarked on a murderous journey to enact his revenge on those who called him gay. Bringing with him a pistol and a revolver, he was able to get the current Brazilian High Score at 14 kills and only one injured during his rampage, which ended 20 hours later when he shot himself in the chest before engaging in a shootout with police, ultimately dying from his self-inflicted gunshot wound anyways.
He had also told his 16-year-old GF about his plans two weeks in advance, further explaining that his intention was to become famous enough after his shooting for some Brazilian cop TV-show to interview him after the fact, so that he could explain once and for all that he was totally NOT GAY!!!1 During parts of the shooting, the girlfriend and Genildo's 5-year-old daughter were with him, leaving just before the shootout with police.
Suicide Note
The reason I am writing these few lines is not to justify the wrong I have done, but it is only in this way that I can prove to the entire world, and can challenge those who wanted to prove that I was a homosexual, I was not, nor am I going to be [a homosexual] because of this claim, which is the reason for this tragedy. I don't feel like a normal person, after these lies have been told about me. Here I write my final words, they may say I went crazy but even then I recommend everyone's souls to God. And I hope God will forgive me for what I did, but it was my only solution. I hope this letter will be sent to J. Gomes, so he can disclose it to the public, and it may advise everyone not to bear false witness against other people. I stop here because I can't go on. I wish everybody a life in dignity which I had not. I may even fail to avenge the death of my son, if I'm not able to do so. It was difficult to live unaccepted in society, because of a single caboclo who told lies about me but now is dead. I beg forgiveness from all who try to understand me. I did not do it for fun, but was forced to. Still going on I leave a strong hug and a kiss to all my family, and my whole family no matter the religion, but let them all get together, and create a strong chain of prayer so that God may take care of my soul. GOODBYE TO EVERYONE Signed Jenildo
| Kill count: | 14/20 Puts Suzano to shame. |
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| Accuracy: | 18/20 Only 1 injured. |
| Style: | 13/20 Took revenge on people talking shit. |
| Butthurt: | 5/20 Brazil, so nobody cares. |
| Bonus: | 15/20 National High Score. |
Wanted Level:
S.W.A.T. Team
External links
Glenn Litton
 The pedophile looking shooter | |
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| Glenn Litton | |
| Born | 1968 |
| Died | December 4, 2024 (aged 56) |
| Nationality: | White Trash 
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| Highscore | 2 injured |
| Style | FPS, Singleplayer |
| Ragequit? | Hell yeah |
| Motive | #FreePalestine |
And you probably thought Arda was dogshit! Well, not. He lost his FOTY (Fail Of The Year, if we are talking about High Score, not Faggot Of The Year) because of this dude. The biggest failure of 2024 (besides that one beaner who tried committing mass murder with a fucking hammer of all things) is, of course, Glenn Litton, a homeless felon who decided to mix up the motives of an heroes like Aaron Bushnell with the extremely lulzy methods of pedophiles such as Adam Lanza and Thomas Hamilton! That's right, ladies and gents, On December 4, 2024, this retard shot up an elementary school BECAUSE OF MUH FREE PALESTINE!!! How is murdering little children who have nothing to do with an ongoing conflict thousands of miles away going to help the victims of said conflict? Well, uh... I don't think he had that part quite figured out. It doesn't really matter, either way, because this fucking spastic managed to get an incredible kill count of zero along with two bullet-rape injuries before deciding to become Aaron Bushnell's sugar daddy in hell.
Gayllery and rant
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That hump of gaymer -
Another angle -
Same victims as the Couch Cuck, worse score than him, same method of evading justice
| Kill count: | 0/20 I don't know what I expected, really |
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| Accuracy: | 0.5/20 i cant even make a joke here man this is embarassing |
| Style: | 0.5/20 School shooting in the US. Unoriginal as shit, has been done over 9000 times before. |
| Butthurt: | 5/20 Pissed off both sides, as Palestards really don't want to be associated with child murderers. |
| Bonus: | 10/20 But minus Lol, GTFO |
Wanted Level:
Kindergarten Crossing Guard
Guilherme Reis
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| Guilherme Ricardo de Carvalho Vieira | |
| Nationality: | BRAzilian
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| Highscore | Killed 1, injured 4 |
| Style | Hack'n'Slash, Single player |
| An Hero? | No |
On March 27th, 2023, 13-year-old Guilherme Ricardo de Carvalho Vieira, nicknamed "Guilherme Reis", decided to stab up his school, directly wounding 5 people, one of whom was a 71-year-old teacher who fucking died of a heart attack during the rampage before 2 other teachers subsequently subdued him.
Motive
Days before his failure, the motive behind his Max Porta-styled chimpout, was when aforementioned teacher, Elisabete Tenreiro, punished him for insulting a black classmate (despite Guilherme himself being an obviously mutted zambo Bruhzilian himself). As the average neonazi on 2020s, he menaced her saying that she will pay for that. So let's move on the payment day.
Payment day
On March 27, 2023, our Aryan hero Guilherme Rice, armed with a knife, wearing a cap and... A FUCKING SIEGE™ MASK, like any Bruhzilian schule chimpouter, entered the classroom, while CCTV was recording him and nabbed the old teacher, Elisabete Tenreiro, in the back before she suffered a heart attack that finally killed her. Then, Guilherme began stabbing at other teachers, like our dago hero Max Porta, who's attack was similar (except Porta's chimpout replaced his cringe zoomer mask and neo nazi shit with a much more stylish crossbow), wounding 3 more teachers and a classmate. When entering another classroom, Guilherme tried to attack a young teacher and a fat teacher but didn't manage to hit any of them and they successfully disarmed Guilherme and subdued him. Later, Guilherme was V& by the cops. Months later, the jury sentenced him to a nuthouse named "CASA" in May 2023.
Media and rant
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His lame arsenal -
Good edit -
No! Not this faggy SIEGE™ MASK again -
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Max Porta would be ashamed of you -
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He in happier moments -
His father, who is a bit proud of his son.
| Kill count: | 1/20 4 injured |
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| Accuracy: | 6/20 A knife attack, what do you expect? |
| Style: | 3/20 The fucking mask! I hate it! |
| Butthurt: | 5/20 Was on news, but subsequently was forgotten |
| Bonus: | -5/20 SIEGE™ MASK Antibonus |
Wanted Level:
Mall Cop