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Encyclopedia Dramatica:XOTN/Current/AOTN
Suzanne "Suzi" Olsen (AKA Sooz) is a thin-skinned paranoid self proclaimed bi-sexual feminist fat Jewish crackhead dwarf from Australia who has gained all the attention she wants through intentionally causing flame wars by thoughtless "pranks" that she blames on everyone but herself. She is a compulsive liar, a closet transwoman and has been banned from numerous forums for trolling, drama, racism and general faggotry causing her to create her own forums. She claims to be autistic but this is a dishonest self diagnosis based on an e-psychiatrist who was leading her on and letting her muff dive on her due to her having the hots for Ellen Degeneres. She could well be suffering from undiagnosed Fetal Alcohol Syndrome or paranoid schizophrenia and as of August 2018 there is an ongoing boycott of her forums due to excessive abuse. She has a collection of dildos for secks, has debts in excess of $11,000 and is into pissing and farting and supports the use of domestic violence.
She follows the North Melbourne Aussie rules football club, who keep her as member despite kissing the then President's personal assistant on the lips in 2011. She was a member at the Hawthorn club until she was caught trying to molest the mascot before the 2008 Grand Final. She believes that anyone famous in Australian rules is her cousin. The list includes;
- Brad Scott but not Chris Scott
- Corin Rowe
- Peter Schwab
- Luke Toia
- Aaron Lord
- Anthony Stevens
- You
She eats family pets, in particular cats and dogs, and is a known racist having abused an Asian and never fully apologising for it, and opposing the addition of support for Aboriginals in the Australian Constitution. She also defends kiddie fiddlers like Robert Hughes and George Pell, thugs like Andrew Gaff who punched out an opponent on the sporting field and racists like Peter Dutton who believes all gangs in Victoria are from South Sudan. She has also attacked the women of the MeToo movement and approves of domestic violence, and has never held down a job in her life. Then there's the money she expects to sell her pictures for (see the gallery) when they are only worth using for shit paper ($100 minimum).
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