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Encyclopedia Dramatica:XOTN/Current/AOTN
So, you're now 18 years and will be graduating high school soon, and are unsure what to do with your life. There's only one choice for you: COLLEGE! Yes, college. Because as everyone knows, unless you go to college you will wind up unemployed and homeless. Without college, you cannot possibly hope to accomplish anything in your life.
Colleges/Universities are famous theme parks where rich Jews, Whites, and Azns pay about $80,000-$120,000 Jewgolds in order to get that special Master's Degree or Doctor's degree so they can set out and change the world! Occasionally, one will come across a black or Mexican college student. However, these students are only attending school on athletic scholarships, and 99% of them will fail out or fail to go professional and be reduced to dealing drugs. Overly social white girls will go to college to whore themselves in an effort to try to win approval of their peers and become true beer sluts.
It should be noted that in England, the curriculum seems to take pride in forcing their students into a life dominated by the debt their tuition loans deal them in three years, which for many people just can't be shaken off, no matter how hard or how little they work. Want to be tortured mentally, physically, emotionally, and psychologically go to college? You can't get back time that is lost. College is an artificial environment that leads you to another artificial environment called Fortune 500, which means your degree only has relevance in non-meritocratic SJW-pozzed environments where you file papers and bring coffee. Imagine being dumb enough to believe that being taught by a bunch of people who never worked in the real world will make you employable. K-12 was and is spent learning how to be politically correct and how to accept having "no life" despite the fact that those that go to college are the real ones with "no life" and that the ideas of being a NEET, which you're conditioned to believe from your parents, are wrong. You are essentially being trained to steal money from your boss who wants to maximize profits.
Face it. College is really gay and faggy. You have to be maximum soy to continue school in the current year where most careers are completely accessible except for those that require in-class labs and hands-on training or connections at a very prestigious school to get a good job. In most cases, you will be attending gay networking events wondering why you're a worthless disgusting virgin that no one wants to employ. In fact, you will be even lucky to settle for a garbage barista job. You might as well be a NEET and not care about school since it is not worth it.
PROTIP: You gotta take the fucking ACT/SAT and CLEP/AP tests first.
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