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Marco Velásquez González

Marco Velásquez González
Nationality: Chilean  
Highscore Killed 2, injured 0
Style FPS, Single player
An Hero? Yup
Motive Depression and Bullying

In 2019, an imbecile named Marco Velásquez González became famous for committing a shooting at his military school, as with other Chileans like M.A.C. and Iván Arancibia Navarro, sniping two of his superiors as retaliation for being bullied and raped. It is known that he had a difficult childhood, some time later, he got depression when his classmates bullied him, later in 2018, he had his weapons defense in his military school because he was studying as a Chilean soldier at his school. Unfortunately, Marco's Facebook account is deleted, considering it Lost Media, but he posted a sad manifesto, where he said "In confinement for life," with the song by Venezuelan gay rapper Canserbero.

High Score

Graded Score
Kill count: 2/20 AlGore would be proud
Accuracy: 20/20 No survivors.
Style: 10/20 Got revenge on his bullies
Butthurt: 5/20 Forgotten quickly, even in Chile
Bonus: 5/20 For An Heroing.
Total Score: 42/100 (C)
I am... in a world... of shit!
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Mall Cop


Marek Nowak

Marek Nowak
Nationality: Pole   
Highscore 0 dead, 2 injured
Style Single player
An Hero? No

Marek Nowak, was a 18 year old schizo who shot and injured 2 people on a polack school before surrendering to a janitor.

The shooting

El 27 de mayo de 2019, The asshole went into the Brześć Kujawski primary school armed with a black powder revolver around 10:00 a.m. He went to one of the classrooms, whose door was open, threw explosives, stunning the students and the teacher, and then began shooting. He hit and seriously injured 11-year-old student Oliwia. The rest of the students managed to escape from this schizo, and the perpetrator went out into the hallway and started shooting, but his shots did not hit anyone. A moment later he encountered a 59-year-old janitor, Marek shot and seriously wounded him. The attacker then tired to reload the weapon, but was intercepted by the school janitor, who ran towards the perpetrator and ordered him to surrender. This retard surrendered and was arrested shortly after by police who arrived at the scene.

Motive

The perpetrator's motives remains unknown. According to his thot and media reports, the perpetrator suffered from paranoid schizophrenia. He also posted unfunny memes about Cockumbine on his Facebook profile. In November 2018 Nowak escaped his family's home and was wanted by police. Earlier, in August 2018, he attacked two students of a nearby school with a knife, but didn't hurt any of them. He got arrested and sent to a psychiatric ward because policemen described his behavior as irrational. Before the shooting, Nowak attempted suicide several times, he also wrote about it online. After being stopped by police (after the shooting) the perpetrator told officers he used to be under psychiatric treatment. A few months before the attack, he pissed off his relationship and broke up with his thot because his mental state was fucked up.


Graded Score
Kill count: 0/20
Accuracy: 0/20 Fail
Style: 2/20 Columbine copycat
Butthurt: 2/20 Poland crazed about 3 days
Bonus: 0/20 Fuck you
Total Score: 4/100 (F------------)
Sebastian Bosse's schizophrenic son
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Kindergarten Crossing Guard


Master Phasid Trutassanawin

Master Phasid Trutassanawin
Born September 21st, 2009
Nationality: Thai  
Highscore 3 dead, 4 injured
Style Single player
An Hero? No

Master Phasid Trutassanawin / พสิษฐ์ ทรูทสนาวิน, was a 14 year old edgelord who shot up Siam Paragon Mall killing 3 ppl and injuring 4 more before getting V&

Lulzfest

Master, equiped with a glock 19, wearing glasses, a dark shirt, khaki cargo pants, and a baseball cap with an American flag, at approximately 3:35 p.m, traveled by BTS Skytrain and got off at Siam Station. He walked into the Siam Paragon shopping center and began shooting at approximately 4:10 p.m. The area inside and in front of the bathroom next to the Louis Vuitton store on the M floor. The NPC's, started to run out of the shopping center. Later, the assailant went up the escalator and opened fire on the 2nd and 3rd floors until he was detained. Police and mall security began evacuating employees and customers at around 4:45 pm, while other occupants went into hiding across the mall. Phasid surrendered as he had ran out of ammo adn then, got V& by the police at 5:08 pm and the Forensics Police took 40 rounds of ammunition from him.

Investigation

A social media post by an unnamed user who was in Siam Paragon at the time claimed she had aided a Chinese twin children whose "mother was shot and were unable to reach out to her" and only later be confirmed by the police that "their mother was dead." Police caught up with a 14-year-old suspect at the third floor of the Siam Kempinski Hotel, located at the rear of the mall. Phasid, the edgelord, believed that some random was "Telling him who to shoot " and that he also believed that someone was about to attack him, so he took out his Glock 9mm pistol and started shooting. Police also said the suspect had modified a blank gun to fire live rounds.

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High Score

Graded Score
Kill count: 3/20 Mass shooting
Accuracy: 8/20 Didn't Headshot
Style: 15/20 Schizophrenic who believes they are going to kill him
Butthurt: 7/20 News coverage but got forgotten on 100 miliseconds
Bonus: 0/20 '
Total Score: 40/100 (E)
Jori Lasonen's asian lost brother
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Wanted Level:

Mall Cop

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Mattias Flink
Nationality: Swede   
Highscore 7 dead, 3 injured
Style Single player
An Hero? No
MFW: I walk out of prison after pwning 7 n00bs

On June 11th 1994, 24-year-old army officer Mattias Flink got drunk as fuck and decided to gear up with his army clothes, his Ak 5 and 150 rounds of ammo before setting out for a local park in Sweden to go for the High Score. He came across six wimmin of which he shot dead, shooting three other men a little later. After the shooting, Mattias fled to a nearby crane, staying there for a little while before climbing down and trying to make his way home. Suddenly, he stumbled upon two police officers who quickly shot him in the hip, causing him to collapse and get v&.

Mattias had a history of mental health issues and was described as having some kind of resentment towards women. Shortly before the shooting he'd had a mental breakdown which resulted in him being thrown out of a restaurant for bothering women.

After the dust had settled he was sentenced to life in prison. However; due to Sweden being on Easy difficulty, Mattias was released in 2014, on the 20 year anniversary of his attack. On that day, Swedes all over the country celebrated.


Graded Score
Kill count: 7/20 Three injured.
Accuracy: 12/20 Did alright being drunk and all.
Style: 13/20 Rambo.
Butthurt: 11/20 Butthurt in Sweden, the rest of the world didn't care much.
Bonus: 20/20 Got released.
Total Score: 63/100 (C-)
The Swedish Champion lol nope
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Wanted Level:

Police Force


Mauricio Martinez Garcia

Mauricio Martinez Garcia
Born October 24, 1989
Died May 6, 2023 (aged 33)
Nationality: Spic  
Highscore Killed 8, injured 7
Style FPS, Single Player
An Hero? No (killed by police)
Motive Muddy Nazi


Mauricio Martinez Garcia was a self-proclaimed white supremacist (despite the fact that he was a spic) and former security guard who decided that Audrey Hale's 2023 lulzfest wasn't enough, and decided to aim for the High Score by going on a generic AR-15 mass shooting in a mall in Gunland. However, he only managed to slaughter 8 n00bs before being dropped by the cops. Among his victims were 3 gooks (who all had the surname "Cho"), 2 fellow spic kids, and an Indian. The shooting gained a decent amount of notoriety, with even Pedo Joe going on his usual whining about banning 'assault weapons'. Fun fact, he worked for the same security company as Omar Mateen. Online, he frequented the r/masskillers subreddit and may have even been a lurker right here on ED!


Fakk U!


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Graded Score
Kill count: 8/20 7 injured
Accuracy: 11/20
Style: 10/20 Basic bitch mass shooting
Butthurt: 10/20 Nazi tattoos, Definitely a true Aryan despite actually being an illegal
Bonus: 5/20 Wrecked by the cops.
Total Score: 44/100 (F)
Shouldn't have played on Nightmare Difficulty, especially shouldn't have done it when cops were right around the corner
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Wanted Level:

Police Force


Mehmet Vukalić

Mehmet Vukalić
Nationality: Törnjak   
Occupation Janitor
High Score killed 3
Style: FPS, single player
An Hero tried, lol
Motive Spoiled rotten


On August 21, 2024, Mehmet Vukalić, a School janitor, war survivor, and military-grade manchild went on a shooting spree at the school he worked at beause his sorry ass was being fired for being a shit janitor. He was reported to have issues stemming from the Bosnian genocide, which is something that the smartest of us know was a false flag by the united nations. He then got an Assault rifle, headed to the school he worked at, and shot and killed 3 people before trying to kill himself by shooting himself in the chest because this narcissistic fuck couldn't stand to ruin his beautiful face. He only killed 3 and injured himself, was V&, and will never see the light of day again. You happy faggot?


Graded Score
Kill count: 3/20 not good, considering his weapon
Accuracy: 15/20 only injured himself
Style: 5/20 "bEtTeR gIbE mE mUh lIvInG wAgE NOw lOL"
Butthurt: 1/20 nobody cares faggot
Bonus: 0/20 you don't deserve one
Total Score: 24/100 (F-)
go put a lemon up your asshole
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Wanted Level:

Mall Cop

See also

Sulejman Talovic - more proof that these retarded animals are shit at scoring and shouldn't touch a gun ever

Menhaz Zaman

Manhaz IRL vs. Menhaz in-game.
Born circa. 1996
Nationality: Bangladeshi-Canadian
Highscore Killed 4
Style Hack'N'Slash, Single Player
An Hero? No
Motive living a double life


In Perfect World, Menhaz Zaman is an elf priest who wields a magical banana wand of maximum potassium and doesn't afraid of anything, but in the real world, he is a fat Canadian hiding from his problems while his parents believe he is off being successful at a prestigious university. Naturally, the only way to stop them from knowing that he's secretly been indulging in his fantasy world this whole time was to—in an act of what one might call atheist morality—kill his entire family so they would not have to be ashamed of him. Ere his would-be graduation date, Menhaz began picking off his family members and sending pics to the Perfect World Void Discord server. In total, he killed his mother, grandmother, sister and father in that order. Members of the Discord server began using their hax0r skills to triangulate the killer's location leading to his arrest.

Loadout

Class setup
Item Accessories/Bonus
  • Primary: Crowbar
  • Intense bashing DMG
  • Secondary: Knife
  • Random knife for the finishing move

Graded Score

Graded Score
Kill count: 4/20 Your family is dead now
Accuracy: 20/20 Discord haxxors couldn't stop him in time
Style: 5/20 familicide. Had time to nap and play video games between killing.
Butthurt: 3/20 Caused some disturbance in his local community
Bonus: 0/20 In the real world, you're the loser. In the gaming world, you're still the loser.
Total Score: 32/100 (F-)
Enjoy your Perfect World in prison!
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Wanted Level:

Anonymous


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Muryllo Martins

Muryllo Martins
Born: Ca. 2010
Nationality: BRAzilian   
Highscore 3 injured
Style Hack'n'Slash, Single Player
An Hero? No


On April 11th 2023 at 8:00 AM, some brazilian 13-year-old edgelord by the name of Muryllo Martins, went on a knife rampage in his school in Brazil (Colégio Estadual Doutor Marco Aurélio), wounding 3 of his classmates before being V&. He also posted on Twitter some edgelord pictures. Wanna see them? Scroll down you faggot!

Rant

Graded Score
Kill count: 0/20 Ohh c'mon
Accuracy: 0.5/20 Wounded 3 fags
Style: 0.5/20 IDK
Butthurt: 1/20 Almost forgotten forever
Bonus: 0/20 No bonus
Total Score: 2/100 (F---------)
Shittiest brazilian school stabbing
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Wanted Level:

Karen


Myles Sanderson

Myles Brandon Sanderson
Nationality: Injun   
Highscore 11 dead, 18 injured
Style Hack'n'Slash, Single player
An Hero? Yes, via drug overdose


Brothers Myles and Damien embarked on a coke-fueled murderous rampage. After their first attack was botched by Damien stepping in to stop it they left in their car and got into a fight, ending in Damien's death. Myles continued to drive and slaughtered family members and strangers alike in various locations, racking up 11 kills with only his trusty knife while leading the cops on a wild search.

3 days after the rampage, Myles was run off the road and arrested before succumbing to an "unspecified medical distress" in police custody DRUGS!!! HE FUCKIN OD'D ON COKE!! He is an injun after all, wtf did you expect?


Graded Score
Kill count: 11/20 18 injured.
Accuracy: 7/20 Should've stabbed a little harder.
Style: 15/20 Injun rage.
Butthurt: 18/20 3-day manhunt and international news.
Bonus: 15/20 Killed his brother and played solo.
Total Score: 66/100 (C)
Injun rage
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Wanted Level:

S.W.A.T. Team