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2025
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2025 is the current year, and it might usher in a new era of lulz due to The Donald's second inauguration. But don't be too optimistic.
Need a recap of what happened last year? We've got you covered.
January
- 1st
- Shamsud-Din Bahar Jabbar kills 14 people and injures 57 more in a car attack in New Orleans.
- A second mass shooting in Montenegro occurs, a man named Aco Martinović (Ацо Мартиновић in Mount Niggerish) rages over a bar brawl and goes amok, killing 13 people and injuring 3 others before an heroing.
- Matthew Livelsberger blows up his Cybertruck outside Trump International Hotel Las Vegas.
- 2nd - Ten people are injured in yet another fucking shooting.
- 7th - California wildfires occur.
- 16th
- 19th - TikTok gets banned in the US, causing severe butthurt from chronically online 16-year-old girls for less than a day before being unbanned.
- 20th
- The second Trumpening begins. You're welcome, Israhell.
- A border patrol officer dies in a shootout with the Zizian murder cult.
- 21st - A ski resort fire in Türkiye removes 78 kebabs☪.
- 22nd - Another Sharty-related shooting occurs, this time committed by a nigger named Solomon Henderson. Ryan Palmeter is rolling in his grave.
- 29th - In America's capital city, a Black Hawk helicopter playing Microsoft Flight Simulator
collides with a commercial passenger airplane. 67 die and there are no survivors.
February
- 1st - Black History Month begins.
- 4th - Rickard Andersson, a 35-year-old Adam Lanza-looking meatball faggot, guns down several completely legal rapefugees that were peacefully learning Swedish in an adult education center, pwning 10 and injuring 12 before turning the gun on himself.
- 6th - 10 Injuns get pwnt in Alaska after their shitty Cessna crashed.
- 9th - A South American immigrant goes ham and stabs three men in Stoneybatter, Ireland, before being arrested by the Gardaí.
- 10th
- The Gulf of Mexico gets renamed to the "Gulf of America”.
- A bus falls off a bridge after colliding, killing more than 55 people and injuring 9 others in Las Vacas river, Guatemala.
- 13th - A Good (or just really Retarded) Afghan immigrant and Roid monkey called Farhad Noori☪ (ساندنيغر in German) ran over several people killing 2 fellow Sand niggers (a Mother and Daughter) and leaving 36 injuries, in Munich, Germany. Thanks for your (unintentional) service, Allah is mighty!
- 14th - Valentine's Day occurs.
- 15th - It happens yet AGAIN, a harmless Syrian asylum seeker slices people up unprovoked, killing a 14-year-old boy and wounding five other people in Villach, Austria.
- 16th - Anne Marie Hochhalter dies, causing Eric and Dylan's score to go up.
- 17th - A Toronto plane crash occurs, but fails to kill all of the passengers, who survived.
- 21st - Cultural enrichment from a Syrian refugee (for real this time).The mudslime stabbed a kike at a Holocaust memorial in Goymany. Could we have more of this and less of raping 5-year-olds, sand niggers?
- 22nd - Yet another fucking Islamic terror attack in France, an Algerian by the name of Ibrahim Abdessemed☪ stabs 6 people, killing one person and injuring five others before being arrested.
March
- 2nd - Some Nazi ran over random people in Germany
- 5th - Serbian parliament turns into an IRL Fortnite match when the minority coalition started throwing smoke grenades at everyone
- 6th - A kangaroo boy snuck onto a plane with a shotgun, but was V& before he could bring 9/11 down unda.
- 13th - An American Airlines flight in Colorado Springs turns out to be a Sh'i'a or however the fuck you pronounce it, and An heros itself at the airport, probably due to depression due to its loli girlfriend dying in the earlier accident in DC.
- 16th - A nightclub in North Macedonia burns to the ground... It was named Pulse Nightclub, lol.
- 21st - London's Heathrow Airport shuts down because the retards who designed it didn't test if the backup generator worked.
- 27th - 6 Bearfolk tourists get pwnt in Egypt after going on a totally safe submersible.
- 29th - A dumb 6-year-old flew a kite into a United Airlines plane at the same airport that had the mid-air collision 2 months prior.
April
- 1st
- Billy Mitchell would end up getting his first ever Epic Win in his lawsuit against Karl Jobst, which was actually about Karl's accusations about Billy being responsible for Apollo Legend becoming an hero, and Karl would end up losing a lot of credibility for misleading his audience into thinking the lawsuit was about the cheating allegations.
- Val Kilmer died of pneumonia and no, it's not an April Fools joke.
- 2nd - Drumpf "liberates" America by forcing Americans to buy American.
- 5th
- Apparently, TikTok is gonna get banned again. But, as we all know, it will most likely be unbanned within an hour.
- Butthurt liberals protest Trump across the nation, mainly because they're angry spics who can't run around and multiculti the fuck out of everything anymore.
- 7th
- Dumbass sperglet spic Victor Perez gets shot and is declared to be braindead.
- Colossal Biosciences unbanned the Dire Wolf. Will soon be used by Hamas to launch a retaliatory attack against IDF bases in response to the Kike Dog incident because everyone knows that happens when you give pro-terrorist activists too much money.
- 10th - Helicopter in Jew York crashes, killing all 6 occupants
- 14th - 4chan gets hacked by Soyjak.party and shut down.
- 17th - Yet another school shooting happens, this time in Florida.
- 21st - Pope Francis dies at the age of 88.
- 23rd - The first JewTube video turns 20.
- 25th - 4chan returns.
- 26th - Some nutjob gook named Kai-Ji Adam Lo runs over a bunch of fellow Azns in Vancouver.
May
- 2th - A tranny from Xitter known as Charlotte Fosgate⚧ becomes an hero.
- 8th
- Ye卐 releases the best song of the decade.
- Pope Leo XIV is sworn in.
- 10th - The Donald tells India and Pakistan to shut the war down, causing peace. Will be spun by the leftists as a bad thing somehow.
- 12th - The PKK disbands, ending a long, pleasurable epoch of Kebab removals in Turkey.
- 17th
- Joe Biden is diagnosed with prostate cancer.
- An emo crybaby named Guy Edward Bartkus blows up a fertility clinic over his hatred of life in general.
June
- 1st - Ukraine uses FPV drones to pwn 30% of Russia's bomber fleet.
- 4th - South Korea's new president, Lee Jae-myung, assumes office.
- 5th
- Elon Musk and Donald Trump have the biggest gay breakup in history.
- The Switch 2 is released.
- 8th - 3 Britfag crackheads try to sneak drugs into Indonesia. Why this is international news? Your guess is as good as mine but since Whites snuck drugs into a Muslim country everyone is crying (despite the inverse happening by the picosecond). Props to keeping spic "culture" out, Indonesia.
- 10th - Europe has its 3rd mass shooting, this time in Austria, with >10 fatalities in 1 year, while the United States has had zero, but muh NRA is still the problem.
- 12th - 61 people (and 174 Pajeets) are killed after a horrific incident where a Boeing 787 improperly took off and crashed into a hostel for nursing students. This is the first fatal incident involving a Boeing 787. At the very least that massive fireball will help with the shit smell.
- 13th - Israel and Iran are playing OpenFront.io and start MIRVing each other. Jordanians use this as an opportunity to take epic selfies.
- 14th
- Trump worshipper does shit right and brings back the assassination meme, unlike others.
- Faggots protest Trump across the world.
- A "Dark Enlightenment" lolbert, Elijah Jordan Miller, livestreams himself threatening to shoot up one such protest in Tennessee, and get arrested. Subsequent social media scrubbing shows that he was a transgender, neo-nazi, coprophile, pedophile and gay porn star who was previously infamous for being a gooner in VRChat, as well as once stealing his parent's guns then running away to another state to live in a tent, where he was playing VRChat with his Oculus Rift when the police caught him.
- 17th - Idiot named James Wesley Burger gets arrested for planning a mass shooting at a Christian concert. Was proven guilty with Roblox screenshots, lmaooo.
- 21st - Mikayla Raines from SaveAFox Rescue an heroine'd. Reddit is to blame.
- 22nd - Israel summons their oversized lap dog, the U.S of A, to bomb Iranian nuclear facilities.
- 23rd
- Iran retaliates for yesterday's events by striking American military bases in Syria and Qatar.
- Some 11-year-old niglet named Amir Atkins gets killed by other niggers. Get ready for another Summer of Love.
- 24th -
Donald Trump drops the F-bomb. - 29th -
Brony named Wess Roley shoots 3 unarmed firefighters before joining Brandon, Randy, and Juraj in Hell.
July
- 7th - Jeffrey Epstein's death is thought to be an hero according to jail checks.
- 11th - 7-Eleven has free Slurpees, a piece of shit nobody cares about.
- 13th - Another day in america. Guy E. House, goes on a killing spree in a Baptist church in Kentucky, killing 2 women before confronting the cops and getting killed by them.
- 14th - 9 years since Nice Truck Attack 2016, the lulziest episode in France since 2015 lulzfest.
- 16th - Some genius killed himself with a MRI machine by wearing a 20LB gym chain and getting sucked in
- 17th - The Furry Detectives: Unmasking a Monster, a documentary about Kero The Wolf featuring members of his inner circle as guest cameos, will release on AMC+.
- 22nd
- 14 years since 2011 Anders' crusade and 9 years since 2016 Munich Kebab removing.
- Ozzy died (RIP)
- 24th
- Also Hulk Hogan dies from a heart attack. RIP Legend.
- Trump gets mad over South Park slamming his career.
- 25th
- Thailand becomes a copycat of the Ukraine war by raping Cambodia.
- Tea, an app women use for doxing men hilariously got it's user data leaked on 4chan in a magnet link due to insecure Firebase rules. 72,000 images of selfies, photo ID, messages and posts for everyone to make fun of.
- 28th - Former handegg player and typical white man Shane Devon Tamura kills 4 in NYC before an heroing by rifle heartwash.
- 29th - Mother Nature tries to get rid of Russia with a 8.8 earthquake. This is the 6th biggest earthquake ever recorded.
August
- 1st - YouTube introduces AI age verification as an excuse to leak people's personal information.
- 9th - VivziePop announces an animated Homestuck pilot.
- 12th - Roblox bans Schlep to defend pedophiles.
- 15th - David Baszucki gets defunct on Roblox.
- 19th - King Beard dies of a heart attack.
- 21st - One of Chris-chan's co-emperors, Kingcobrajfs, gets assassinated by the Mossad.
- 27th - Transgender terrorist Robin Westman⚧ murders 2 kids at a Catholic church before ACKing.
September
- 2nd - GaroShadowscale changed for the better.
- 4th - Portugal: A funicular falls down from a tram and 16 people died.
- 10th - Charlie Kirk gets sniped by an unknown assailant.
See Also
- Need a recap of the previous year? That's ok, we have you covered anyway: 2024
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