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Joseph Catalanello (abv. JoCat) is a neko gaymer twink with a penchant for DnD shit and a non-limited admiration for muscular women. Despite knocking off pretty much all the criteria for being a queer, he still insists that he is not gay in spite of his various feminisms; undoubtably a perk he acquired leveling up his skills in the illusionary arts. As a gender non-conforming twink, he also seeks to assist his transexual companions pass as something they're not with the assistance of said illusionary magick and virtue signaling, although its still not quite clear if they are among the types of "women" that JoCat would be attracted to. JoCat is best known for releasing his hit single, "I Like Girls", a song so heterosexual that it somehow makes liking girls seem gay.

Rise to Loldom

Back in 2018, some sheboon rapper known as Lizzo released a song called "Boys" about how she would eat out literally any man. It was immediately lip-synced by equally fat 16-year old girls all across Instagram, ShitTok, etc. Sometime down the line, the song was remixed among JoCat's sort of crowd: members of the animation meme community. Finally, on one fateful day on October 6th, 2020, JoCat spontaneously sang a parody of Lizzo's song during a gaming livestream about how he loves all female body types; from skinny to wide and tall to child-sized; and it was perhaps the gayest thing to ever grace the interwebs even though its ironically a song about liking women. This alone probably wouldn't have gained much traction if he didn't then decide to implement the sound clip into an animation meme himself, which was generally considered cringe by most sensible people who viewed it. It saw very little raid activity however until 2023 when Twitter decided to make him the next target of their crusades due to heterophobia. JoCat pledged to quit the internet forever due to alleged attempts at doxxing and "suspicious packages" being shipped to his family, but like always, one you join the ranks of the internet, your there forever, as he returned in 2024.

The aroma of masturbation addiction can be smelled just by watching this

Reception

I Like Girls was equally disliked by everyone. On one hand, you have your typical anti who thinks the video was extremely cringe, which it is. On the other hand, there are the Twitter social justice warriors who needed to devise a more superficial reason to hate on it, such as objectifying women. What probably got to JoCat the most however was his own people harassing him for it; a bunch of misandristic dykes who are so repulsed by straight people that they can't help but start up a flame war whenever they see true, natural love; especially when it involves all the video game and cartoon characters that they themselves are attracted too.

Lesson to learn

Well that was easy.
Gosh, no wonder this guy was raped off the internet.

Don't argue with losers on the internet. If they call you gay, they will continue to due so even if it is proven otherwise. Engaging in their pettysome flame wars will only add fuel to the fire and they will try to find more radical ways to get under your skin, so maybe don't come off as pretentious trying to express how not gay you are.

Precursor

I Like Girls was inspired by an animation meme titled "I Like Big Bois", featured below:

See Also

JoCat is part of the following series:

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