BBQ Pit Boys

What do you get when you take 3 geezers from Connecticut that want to aid in ever widening belt sizes of Americans by seeing what they can't put Bacon on in a series of Youtube videos that seek to show its audience that everything tastes better when cooked with bacon grease, sugar and excessive amounts of salt - You get the BBQ Pit Boys whose goal is to spred the American obesity epedemic to all four corners of the planet until we are all a bunch of fat slobs that can't walk more than 5 steps and get winded wiping their ass

Starting a humble Youtube Channel 18 years ago, BBQ Pitboys has taken the Martha Stewart route to fame where they were mostly a Word of Mouth operation that has become a fraternal order, in well over 100 countries, with close to 6,000 chapters and pitmasters whose goal is to push cookbooks. grills, charcoal, tools or anything that your average idiot will run out to buy this overpriced Shit, on the day of its release because they think it'll make them a better cook.

They claim to be practicing "Ol' Time Grill'n" techniques but what it comes down to is that they're just using Black styled cooking techniques where the cultural idea is that bacon grease makes everything taste better. For instance, a favorite Black dish is just pretty much animal shit tubes cooked in bacon grease or what they call Chitl'ns.

It sounds obvious now but it took, close to 100 years for fast food resteraraunts to realize the obvious, like Hardees, to start using bacon as a condiment, even going so far as even putting it on ice-cream

Their First Video

The first video they posted was in May 2015 and showed off their creation of the BBQ Beer Can Bacon Burger. It had a modest viewing of 200,000 but when it got around, through the aid of over 30,000 websites, such as Buzzfeed, that someone had created a way to make burgers even more fattening by wrapping and stuffing it with bacon, they became an instant hit with the viewership of that video quickly jumping to over 4 and 1/2 million views.

The recipe is quite simple:

1. Take Hamburger and stuff it with bacon.
2. Wrap said burger in bacon
3. Cut the bottom and top off of a beer can to stuff burger inside to shape and hold burger's shape while cooking and firm it up enough so it can hold its shape on its own and survive your half-assed flipping technique.
4. When burger is done to liking and bacon is cooked, cover it with 2 inches of cheese. When cheese is melted, serve.
5. Realize, over two cold beers, that you paid into the Evil Corporate Machine watching a how-to-video on making something that you could have come up with on your own.
6. Five minutes of feeling stupid.
7. Profit

The Big Sellout

Just like it is the dream of every young, Jewish boy to create a product so radicle that they can convince every person on the planet that they need it so they can rake in the money and retire to the Bahamas at 21, BBQ Pit Boys has taken up the ever elusive cause of Selling Out

Having been known to center videos on products like Budweiser, see above - you're going to need a beer can for your BBQ Beer Can Bacon Burger, Microsoft, Mccormick Brand Spices etc, some have accused the BBQ Pit Boys of selling out their original product to monitize their brand and center their Youtube Videos around whatever product is being promoted that week.

Having over 90,000,000 views, that's 90 plus a Million with an M, think Carl Sagan's catch phrase of "Millions and Millions". Hell! What are we saying, Your Autistic ass doesn't get numbers and thinks that You can buy a Corvette with 2 nickels and a dime.

We digress.

Having over 90 Million views and being rated as one of the top 300 Youtube Channels to advertise with, we're not Jewish and can say that that is the smart move to make cuz Money, Money, Money. On the other hand many a person has tried to pull the rug out from under this site's members and sell it for as many Shekels as they can get and it didn't end well so lesson of the day, be smart before you sell out.

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