The Ten Commandments

The Ten Commandments are a set of rules for IRL that were written by the Jewish God, Yahweh, around 1446 B.C. The commandments were created with the intention of prominently displaying them in American public schools 3400 years later. The commandments remained unchanged until 1791 when the Second Amendment was added to them.

The Ten Commandments as Written by God

Allah's a nigger, don't worship that cunt.
Collecting anime figures is a sin.
Don't call me unless you really need my help.
Black Sabbath is a good band, listen to their music also lol Ozzy's funny lol
Be nice to your parents.
Thou shalt not kill, yes this includes the unborn you fucking retards.
I dislike NTR.
Don't be a nigger.
Don't falsely accuse men of rape, you dumb cunt.
Don't be jealous of other niggas drip.
THE RIGHT OF THE PEOPLE TO KEEP AND BEAR ARMS SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED

The Ten Commandments for Retarded Children

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The Ten Commandments

The Ten Commandments as Written by God

The Ten Commandments for Retarded Children

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The Ten Commandments

The Ten Commandments as Written by God

The Ten Commandments for Retarded Children

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