Bait

Bait is troll food. It is what a troll deposits when they want responses. Not all bait is as simple as posting a Hitler image to a Jewish community. Well-crafted bait might take weeks of build-up including sock puppets and other subterfuge. The idea is to post something on a forum that can start a discussion or a flamewar.

Preparation

~ Gather the following ingredients.

A steal at only 60 Rupees.

• 1 community/forum/imageboard full of touchy, emotionally vulnerable targets (Furries work best for this recipe).
• At least 3 sock puppet accounts on chosen website.
• Some fucking imagination.
• Alcohol or other drug of choice for garnish.
• 1/2 cup of distilled malice.

~ While gently kneading the ingredients in a large glass thread, pay attention to the noises coming from the targets. If they know you're a troll, then you are doing it wrong.

~ After all the ingredients are thoroughly mixed, place in the oven, setting it to Jew. Watch for as long as possible.

~ Some re-mixing may be needed if the lulz begin to drop to a slow boil. Just poke it with an additional sock puppet to stir things up again.

~ Serves 8.

Master Baiting Techniques

Confirmation Bias

This technique exploits a person's natural want to seek out, interpret and recall information that confirms their own beliefs and perceptions of themselves. For example if you say, "The country is so messed up right now." a person may then reply with, "It's all because of Obama!" You can then say, "You only think that though because you're a Republican." they then may reply with, "No, it's because he's not even an American!"

Eventually you can drive this train on out to the point of getting a person to reveal their deepest, darkest, inner most secrets, prejudices, stereotypes, fears, passions, paranoia, etc. Normally it starts by throwing out a partial piece of bait, then waiting to see how the person reacts to that bait, then continually altering the bait in order to get them exactly where you want before setting the hook and reeling in your prize.

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Not to be Confused With

• Jailbait is a variety of bait, created by God. In this case, you must make the choice between your own security or temporal pleasures. Jb is always asking for it and only a fool would turn it down.

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