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The Sarkeesian Effect
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NOTICE: Research incomplete due to TL;DW
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The Sarkeesian Effect is a documentary, never coming to theaters near you (or anywhere), by MRA's and KKK members "Director" Davis Aurini and "Producer" JordanOwen42 (why the fuck are they giving themselves titles? They have no credentials and their entire crew is literally two people). The movie will focus on how much they both would like to fuck Anita Sarkeesian and why they are lonely virgins. If it ever reaches the screens, prepare to see a poorly lit, poorly edited lackluster documentary filled with logical fallacies and the biggest hard-on for Ayn Rand. Ironically, much like Anita's scam, they will take in thousand of dollars and not improve their content in any way. Like, they won't even deliver a fucking documentary. Once they have received enough funding they will abandon the project and leave you all with your dicks in your hands.
Oh, and the movie also features Jack Thompson.
—From their money-embezzling site | ||
The Creators
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JordanOwen42
Before becoming an unsuccessful YouTuber, Jordan was an unsuccessful musician, for a band nobody has ever heard of the music of whom sounds like someone raping a litter of cats wearing a barbed wire condom. His only YouTube claim to fame was when he had a conversation with VenomFangX's dad, so he already has a reputation as a creepy stalker that looks up people's phone numbers and calls them at their homes. Perfect for proving feminism is wrong and people who dislike it aren't creepy harassers. Jordan is also a known furry and has admitted to stroking his tiny hairy dick to the animals in his favorite game "Inherit the Earth". A game so shit that despite two Kickstarters trying to revive the game nobody actually funded the crap.
Jordan himself is a pathetic, archetypal InCel woman hater. Fat, hairy, lonely and fluent in Japanese. Jordan spends his days recording videos in his underpants for youtube in which he calls women derogatory names for not sleeping with him and then wonders why no woman wants to sleep with him. His interest in making this movie comes from the fact his Patreon only makes $4 a month. In short, he is exactly what you would imagine when you try to envision the sort of person who obsesses over Anita.
Tim Schafer? Never heard of him
Because Jordan knows absolute nothing about games, it shouldn't surprise anyone that this randroid couldn't tell the ugly mug of Tim Schafer apart from 24 other guys and mistook him for Devin fucking Faraci. So instead of doing any fucking research the retard made a reactionary video, like always, and he was made to look quite the fool by serial pedophile Sarah Butts. But that didn't stop him and his gay lover from latching-on to GamerGate in an attempt to use their autistic hate-boner for Anita to make more money.
His fucking book
This fat fuck actually wrote a book called "Eros Empire". Obviously no one read it and he had to make a petition to try and get himself interviewed (no one signed it). Still, it's worth mentioning because it's exactly what you would expect of Owen. The book is a suspense thriller about the fucking porn industry with pictures of tits right on the fucking cover. So this is a book about Owen's one and only hobby which he wrote while imagining himself as the hero and jerking off. Also, as you would expect of Owen, the book glamorizes the porn industry... but he's not a misogynist!
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Aurini On Jordan
Davis Aurini
Davis Aurini is a woman hating, white supremest nationalist (there is a difference!) with either a skull he moves around all over his house so it can be in every video he makes, or literally hundreds of skulls littered around his apartment that may or may not be real.
Much like Owen, he can't say a single thing about a woman without calling her a whore, slut, bitch, cunt, skank, prostitute etc. Unlike Owen, who is the fat weeb sort of MRA, Davis is the second kind of MRA who is a "Supreme Gentleman" that dresses in cheap knock-offs of expensive clothes that make him look like a British professor in hopes that some woman actually falls for it and fucks him (they don't so he constantly whines about women not wanting beta males like him).
His views on women are the typical "They only date jerks and friend-zone nice guys like me", which he spouts as he literally wears a fedora (along with a turtle-neck that makes him look like a giant penis). His views on African-Americans are: "NIGGEEEEERS!!!!!" His videos are reportedly brimming with racism and misogyny (despite avidly vowing he is neither a Klan member nor an MRA), but these claims could not be confirmed because no one can stand watching these videos due to his grating voice.
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Guess what? He's got a book too!
Aurini's "As I walk these broken roads" is a man-handed metaphor for how feminism is bad and how all men are pussies according to his outdated perception of masculinity that he himself doesn't live up to, unlike his self insert, Mary Sue hero.
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Their "credentials"
The Sarkeesian Effect: Inside the World of Social Justice Warriors or "How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb" will feature music by Jordan himself. Why hire an actual composer when you can just use some of your old material for audio? Exactly.
Hell is just this song forever
The directing will be done by the amateur Davis Aurini, who only has released one thing other than shitty boring YouTube videos, when he wrote the script for a short film that you have never heard of. A short film so shit that comments and ratings have been shut down. Way to go on free speech.
Aurini wrote this garbage? Surely that makes him qualified to direct a documentary
—YouTube comment | ||
A proper review of the film
Sometimes non-professionals and film industry outsiders use their unique perspective to create interesting works of cinema that challenge our perception of the medium and exist outside of convention. Usually though, the result is not good (much like anyone's first experiments with an art form that is unfamiliar to them.) This is fine except when the creator tries to inflate the piece into something much more than it actually is. In this case David Aurini and his friends decided to play Bruce Lee under a bridge and call it a surrealist, neo-noir film. The entire first half of the video is just Aurini acting the part of brooding, no-nonsense genius as he drifts through different scenes of unhappy, bickering men and women. It's difficult to draw any meaning from this because Aurini's narration is about as captivating as an economics lecture, and the scenes which are supposed to serve as some sort of counterpoint to his diatribe, are inaudible. There was no sound mix in this video. I doubt there was a proper mic. Aside from Aurini's droning spiel you mostly just hear the lilting score and a couple of sound effects that were crudely dropped in. To actually delve into a technical criticism of the video's cinematography would be both cruel and missing the point. Like doing a close reading of a 1st grader's journal assignment when really you're just trying to see if he could spell a few words right. That said, Lust in the Time of Heartache doesn't manage to spell many words correctly. The last five minutes are pretty boring. The diatribe (of course) continues, but for some reason Aurini's character is being attacked by a bunch of deadly henchmen. You know how your 14 year-old cousin makes videos of him and his friends play fighting and puts them on Youtube? It's exactly like that. Fortunately this does lead to the only worthwhile moment in the entire video. A guy gets stabbed in the groin. It's pretty funny. If you'd rather not waste your time watching this movie just to see a groin stab, I'll save you the hassle and just tell you that it's at 6 minutes and 20 seconds in. He gets both kicked and stabbed in the groin. All-in-all, this movie way too proud of itself considering that all its got is one decent nut shot in 10 minutes of molasses mouthed dreck.
Their Equipment
Both being scam artists of the highest degree, it would only stand to reason that they know even less about video editing than Jonathan McIntosh who at least actually has taken some courses in video making. So obviously these retards bought something that is for amateurs.
The Canon VIXIA HF G30 is a new, high end, consumer-level camcorder -bhphotovideo.com
—Jordan Owen showing his true intentions with the documentary | ||
The "Documentary"
The movie itself is expected to be a masterpiece of shit. While Owen and Aurini post videos of themselves circlejerking about how this movie will get them on The Daily Show (we swear we're not making this up), the rest of us see it for what it is: A low-budget, conspiracy theory documentary made by two losers with no credentials (film making, academic or otherwise) who will embarrass themselves with their crazy wife-beating advocacy before pocketing most of the money. They are like Michael Moore if someone split him into two people but in the process lost most of his brain.
Of course this movie couldn't be made without other people's cash, as why would anyone ever pay to see crap like this in cinemas? It is quite clear that a project this stupid would not be able to make money the proper way, so of course the staunch Randroids Owen and Baldy Aurini believed the best way to fund this movie was by asking for hand outs. This is also not the first time Jordan has asked for money, because when is not busy being a welfare queen, he has a patreon that nobody pays into, as nobody is interested in his shitty TL;DW videos. He earns a whopping $0.003 per hour, as his videos are usually 4 hours of droning on about how Ayn Rand will save the world.
He also e-begged so that he could afford taking his disgusting cat to the vet, as it is the only thing closely resembling pussy or interaction that he will ever receive. Some anonymous donor even gave $1200 that he used on hookers, as the cat died. He also received yet another hand-out when the slob couldn't be bothered to buy a $100 webcam, so one of his retarded YouTube drones had to buy it for him all the while he was trying to monetize the video. His e-begging skills are truly unmatched as even Brett Keane sees himself jealous on this master scamartist.
So how much money do they need? A whopping $15,000 - $50,000!!! Since they are on patreon, there is no telling for how long they will continue to extort their retarded scam-victims, but one source says they asked for this money for a period of 5 months!!!. Making the most conservative estimation of the money they want to be $75,000, the most liberal $200,000 and the most realistic "whatever they can get before people catch on and stop paying them".
In other words: They expect to make a movie about Anita using more money than she ever got while producing even less content than her despite the fact she only delivered 1/3 of what she promised.
Anita complains to Patreon. Patreon don't care tho
In one hilarious turn of events, Anita was actually fooled into thinking these two idiots would produce something of value that would in any way make her look bad and complained to Patreon in a panic. In-spite of her mobilizing her army of retards to send the site's owner death threats, he did not cave and their page is (sadly) still up (probably because he gets a percentage of any money donate).
Davis was kicked off the project
Because of Jordan Owen's XBOX HEUG ego, he could not handle being only 50% of the project, and has decided that he wants all the credit, so he promptly shitcanned Aurini. This is because Jordan wants to take his webcam footage to a local VHS shop, in the hopes that he can make a video from whatever YouTube clips he could find by typing in "Anita Sarkeesian". Aurini didn't want part of this, as he is too stupid to use Sony Vegas Pro.
Responding to this Article
Literally hours after this article was finished Owen made a video about it to blame their erectile dysfunction on our using the wrong song as if they don't all sound the same and trivial errors by the press were a medically recognized cause of impotence. Way too Google yourself all day Jordan.
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See Also
- Scam
- Fraud
- MRA
- Jack Thompson - They seriously interview this guy and take his side
External Links
- Archive of Owen and Aurini's Skype logs, detailing their breakup
- Go here if you don't have any matches to just burn your money
- (don't) Help Owen get FIVE dollars a month
Owen on DA
Owen on youtube
Owen on twitter
Owen on G+- Aurini on youtube
- Aurini on twitter
Aurini on facebook- The movie on facebook
The Sarkeesian Effect on IMDB lol- Articles about why Aurini is a retard
- Article about why Owen is a retard
- Aurini's His insane book
- Davis Aurini's article on RationalWiki
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| Featured article January 16th & 17th, 2015 | ||
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