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Gamer Countries

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Have you ever wondered, while swimming around in a cesspool of human garbage, if you could classify every living thing in it? Well we here at ED never fear a challenge (and because we have no real hobbies), so we are documenting the rampant problems in videogames that are caused by playing with people from other oountries on the interwebs. Surely, you had the urge to eradicate every single one of them by looking for the final solution and you came here to find the answer.


Well, unfortunately we can't help you with the second problem, but we can provide a realistic and 100% political incorrect guide to you, that will be more useful than any shitty SJW Kotaku article that was written by a bulldyke who hates videogames.



Ethnics in Gaming: The enrichment experience

Flag Pros Cons Annoyance level

  • Usually work in teams because of insecurity issues
  • German efficiency, because they treat games like work
  • ^^ :D XD :P (They cannot express their emotions otherwise)
  • Deeply repressed anger issues
  • Brainwashed to hate their ancestors, themselves and the world
  • No sense of humor outside of ethnic cleansing
  • Submissive beta male douchebags with backstabbing tendencies (watch out especially for the emote spammers), that pretend to like you, but really don't


Flag Pros Cons Annoyance level

  • None
  • No teamplay
  • No logic
  • No English, EVER
  • CYKA all day everyday
  • Tracksuits
  • Arrogant, incompetent, underdeveloped xenophobic lowbrow losers that are in love with their sisters
  • Dunning-kruger effect that later developes into an impostor syndrome
  • Yell, sing and taunt over the microphone
  • Alcohol abuse, and not the funny kind of
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  • Avoid like the plague



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