User:Umkemesik

This colostomy bag was BANNED for Chicago Footjob, Doxing of kaizen, Raping drunk women, Bitcoin Loki, RentMyAdSpace, Retarded lawsuits, Kicked out from Air Force, DM_PONYVILLE_H2, Losing access to server. You can help by learning from their mistakes. Vandalizing their user page with Pain Series attacks never hurts either.

This person is an example of the AIDS that is killing ED. He/she is contaminated with dangerous levels of anti-lulz and should be avoided at all costs. Or if you're brave (or already infected), you can just vandalize the fuck out of every one of his/her contributions.

WARNING: This user is a fucking crybaby. Please start WikiWars with them k thnx.

This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.

ICKLE PHOENIX OBJECTS TO YOUR FAGGOTRY This user is an ACE E-LAWYER who will get you arrested for libel and sued for harassment. What they won't be doing is posting to Encyclopedia Dramatica any more. ED has a zero tolerance policy towards the making of legal threats, implied or explicit, using the wiki or on its behalf.

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