Forthcoming shitstorms

Forthcoming shitstorms is both a forced meme, and a social phonemonom where one extreme has not yet realized there is another, opposing extreme. For example, the Animal Liberation Front have yet to realize that Islamanazis kill pigs.

You can help create these shitstorms, by ensuring that both parties realise this, and then sit back, and watch the thunder and lightning.

You can profit by taking bets on which one will win such as the odds between, say...W and Saddam Hussain

Doing it wrong

If you are involved in the shitstorm, you're doing it wrong, because you can't enjoy a shitstorm you're in yourself. You have to find two extreme parties who get butthurt for different reasons on one issue, and let them take it all the way to the wrestling ring.

You are also doing it wrong if you take old issues people are bored about now - such as a republicunt and a commie and get them to squabble over immigration - you have to pick a subject which the two opposing parties have not yet fought over.

And you can also do this wrong by confusing a forthcoming shitstorm with an obvious shitstorm, such as leading Chris Hanson to a pedo - whereby one party are pussies who will obviously back down.

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