Artificial Intelligence

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Artificial Intelligence, or AI, is an article we did not have before. Now we do. All it will ever be used for is to better sort your sick bestiality pr0nz.

It has something to do with robots or cars or twitter or something.

AI will destroy us all.

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A+! Artificial Intelligence took CSIII. Only 1337 niggers like Artificial Intelligence are even allowed to enroll in CSIII, and you couldn't pass it... Ever. In fact, Artificial Intelligence ALREADY has your DNS Numbers. Better buy a dog and hang some curtains. Artificial Intelligence is a HACKER ON STEROIDS who wrote the software that powers the INTERNET HATE MACHINE.

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