Don Vito

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BREAKING NEWS!! Don Vito has died from obesity and alcoholism after nearly 10 years in Prison

Don Vito's flattering sex offender listing.

Vincent Margera (henceforth known as Don Vito) is an actor who has featured in Jackass: The Movie, Viva La Bam (starring his nephew: Bam-Bam Margera and his sister: Pebbles Margera), Haggard: The Movie, and various CKY videos. Don Vito apparently earned his title because of his incoherent speech, and besides, he definitely looks like a "Don Vito". He was sent to prison last Thursday for allegedly diddlin' some underage skiddlin', but eventually released because he ate his crime, and so was guilty of nothing.

	“	ABACUS!1!!11	„
	—Don Vito, on mathematics.

	“	...THE SUBWAY...?	„
	—Don Vito, on transportation.

	“	You can't just goat duggle hammer and nail and hammer something and expect it to grow!	„
	—Don Vito, on construction.

	“	Jawala huvada haba den!	„
	—Don Vito, on trailer vandalism.

	“	Where's the veal scalopini store?!	„
	—Don Vito, wanting some greasy Italian food

Don Vito as part of a Phrase

This caption ate by Don Vito.

Don Vito (Moar liek "Don PEDO," amirite?) is part of one of two accidental jokes created by DannyRose. Seriously. The other containing Alton Brown. Danny used to have profile information at FurAffinity, but said information was "ate by Don Vito, the fat bastard", and was later replaced with something concerning Alton Brown. Danny boy, despite creating the joke, has never used it, not knowing it's fabulous potential.

	“	__________ ate by Don Vito.	„
	—This quote, on being exploitable

The idea behind the joke is that Don Vito can "ate" anything, as long as it's immaterial. Filling the gap with anything edible results in instant failure, and being ate by Don Vito. Once something is ate by Don Vito, it does not come back, so you'd better be extra careful.

Bitches don't know bout this caption.

Vito Ownage

Vito is a proclaimed master of ownage. He has the uncanny ability to purely PWN anyone whom he wishes to. His offensive tactics include dropping chairs on you, slapping you in the face with veal scallopini, and of course, choking. View these gruelling crimes here (lulz).

He came.

Example Quotes

• "Cake ate by Don Vito." - This is a perfact example of doing it wrong.
• "Your will to live ate by Don Vito."
• "Time ate by Don Vito." - Avoid: causes existence as we know it to end.
• "Time Magazine ate by Don Vito." - Safer than above, but induces FAIL, because Time Magazine is not immaterial.
• "Encyclopedia Dramatica ate by Don Vito." - lolwut?
• "Your logic ate by Don Vito." - Perfect in a discussion/ argument/ flamewar, as it completely voids all the recipient's previous and future posts. This is an indisputable fact, ergo, recovery from it is futile.
• "This article ate by Don Vito"
• "This quote ate by Don Vito" - OH NO SHE DIDN'T!
• "Your cock ate by Don Vito" - Does not cause FAIL, cock only exists on Your Mom
• "Don Vito ate by Don Vito." - OH SHI-

See Also

• Bam Margera