Tycho Brahe
Tycho Brahe (AKA Tyge Ottesen Brahe) Was a Danish Jedi born in 1546. Apart from having awesome facial hair, he is loved in all quarters by all people:
- Nerds love him because he basically invented the heliocentric universe by guesswork
- Dramaticians love him because he was a reckless swordfighting alcoholic
- People who like forwarding their coworkers funny articles love him because he had a metal nose, bought a psychic midget, and owned a moose that got so drunk at a party it fell down a flight of stairs and killed itself
- The easily influenced love him because Penny Arcade's Jerry Holkins named his online moniker after him
- Scandinavia actually named bad days after him. Whenever you have a bad day in Scandinavia, which is everyday since it is Scandinavia, it is a so-called Tycho Brahe's Day.
On a side note, it's rumored that he died at a fancy dinner party by holding his piss so long that his bladder burst, flooding his body with all kinds of toxic chemicals.
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