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Israblog

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Typical user's blog, contained with the regular bullshit attention whores write about

Israblog is a blog portal, based in jewland except that it's a magnet for attention whores, 13 year old boys and 16 year old girls in Hebrew. Because it's in a Jew language, it is automatically assumed that everyone there is Jewish, and as such, Israblog reeks of Jewish faggotry.

Because Israblog is only one of its kind (probably because hebrew is such a shitty language only Jews ever bother to study it), it has become the universal portal for the aforementioned attention whores who, either by choice or stupidity, whore for their attention, boost egos by bragging about their number of hits, or any other form, but in Hebrew. Israblog also helps propagate internet drama by listing completely useless information like common birthdays, newcomers and RSS feeds on its main site. The site even states that the shit written by their attention whores actually belongs to the attention whores and not the Israblog host, a major improvement in Company-User relations since every major company realized their EULAs are crap.

As for the shitty Hebrew language and its rules, pretty much like English, the 13 year old boys and 16 year old girls managed to totally butcher whatever rules the language has, as 1337speak and all variations of netspeak has somehow infiltrated the Jewry of Israblog and took over the Jewish part of the internets.

Naturally, the seriousness of the internet is undisputed, for in Israblog, due to israel's small size, everyone knows everyone IRL, and friends who know each other IRL do indeed whore for attention together, as well as (naturally) add each other to their friends lists. Unfortunately for them, internet drama regarding their precious possessions often seeps into RL drama, making some troll who managed to instigate the drama A+.

Jew greed has infiltrated the Israblog site as well with ebaum-esque ads. Unless you're bored to fucking death, do not enter the site. It's not like you'll understand anything there, it's too Jewish.