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EmiNet
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| Emi | |
| Born | Emily Holzer |
| An hero | No • Still Fighting! |
| Nationality | Suspected Jew |
| Occupation | Camwhore |
| Family | Peter J. Holzer (father) Cheryl R. Holzer (mother) Adam T. Holzer (brother) |
| Address | 2145 Green Hills Place Fallbrook, CA 92028 |
| Phone | +1.7605250452 |
EmiNet is an IRC network started some time ago by a camwhore named 
Emily Holzer aka Emi on irc. You will find Emi in her server EmiNet on the channel #Emi. No, we're not shitting you. It's ran by several overweight middle-aged Mexican meth addicts unsatisfied with their current relationships.
— fiva - #emi | ||
Humble Beginnings
In the beginning there was a woman named Emily who decided to take her camwhoring skills and put them to the test on the intertubes. Still not satisfied with her countless imgur and chan posts, she had to create a sanctuary for her niche but creepy fanbase. And so, with a little research and a little whiteknight magic, she was able to join the great game of multiplayer notepad. Everything was going better than expected for a couple years as she rolled around the internet with her robust nipples, collecting neckbeards and kissless virgins like some sort of fucked up Katamari with GOTIS.
This parade of joyous self-gratifying victory was forced to a screeching halt. She stumbled upon the WTFuxNet IRC (on which you shall find our very own #ED IRC!) and attempted to gather up more fans, joining rooms such as #wiki, #doxbin, #rustleleague, #realniggas, and #coins. One hour later her full dox was leaked.
She received several fair warnings to fuck off already by the #realniggas crew, but she kept rejoining channels after being kicked, claiming she was looking for new friends. After some investigating, the #realniggas crew took the honorable job of making sure she got all the attention she could want.
Gaining Friends
— Delty - #realniggas | ||
Here are some chatlogs for your own amusement, and to see her laughable attempts to gain friends.
In the following PM with brohno she seemed quite confused. She didn't seem to realize that brohno was part of the entire fuckery. She must have forgetting her medication and/or was on crack.
[10:19:57] <Emi> hey [10:20:03] <brohno> what [10:22:43] <Emi> want to be friends? [10:23:24] <brohno> what [10:23:45] <brohno> are you suffering from stockholm syndrome now [10:27:47] <Emi> No [10:27:55] <Emi> Just want some new friends :/ [10:28:29] <brohno> why [10:32:28] <Emi> I love new friends! [10:35:40] <brohno> but why wont you be friends with LH and bonzi [10:35:46] <brohno> you keep banning them :( [10:38:37] <Emi> i's not mean [10:38:40] <Emi> It's not me* [10:38:43] <Emi> It's someone else [10:38:48] <Emi> do you think they have good reason to be mean to me? [10:40:43] <brohno> what the fuck am I reading [10:40:57] <Emi> nvm bye [10:40:59] <brohno> are you on a meth bender or something [10:41:12] <Emi> no
Notice in the next chatlog how she thinks its necessary to share her favourite picture after LittleHiter just pasted her facebook link.
09:50 < Jaques> Emi: do you go by another name around here? 09:50 < LittleHitler> nah emi wouldnt do that 09:50 < LittleHitler> she needs all the attention she can get 09:51 < LittleHitler> she craves recognition for having tits 09:51 < Emi> Jaques: No 09:51 < Emi> I am new 09:52 < LittleHitler> heres her fb Jaques https://www.facebook.com/emily.holzer.3 09:52 < LittleHitler> have a wank to her face 09:52 < Jaques> how come you've connected to most active/interesting chans? 09:52 < Jaques> ASWER ME WHORE! 09:53 < Jaques> interesting... 09:53 < Jaques> but LittleHitler 09:53 < Jaques> does that pass as hot in the US? 09:53 < Jaques> shameshame 09:54 < LittleHitler> only to sad fat fucks she got rallied up in her fanboy channel 09:59 < Emi> http://i.imgur.com/v2M9hbO.jpg 09:59 < Emi> that is me 09:59 < LittleHitler> talking about craving attention 09:59 < LittleHitler> god damn 09:59 < LittleHitler> you'll be getting more than enough soon Emi :) 09:59 < Emi> haha 09:59 < Emi> aw come on 10:00 < Emi> I just wanted to show Jaques what I look like 10:00 < LittleHitler> well ofcourse you did 10:00 < LittleHitler> thats what bitches like you do 10:00 < LittleHitler> LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME 10:00 < Emi> come on LittleHitler 10:00 < Emi> Don't you think I'm cute? 10:01 < LittleHitler> sure ill inject heroin into your eyeballs, sow a dick above your cunt and fuck you in your asshole
— asshurtmacfags - leet private haqr ircd | ||
Emi's White Knights
A camwhore is nothing without her white knights, and Emi has plenty of men who would love nothing more than to rescue her from the horrible wrath of the #realniggas. Unfortunatly for her, when you dance with the #realniggas, you don't stop until the music ends.
A Noble Deed
The #realniggas crew thought it would be a great noble deed to help Emi out with her quest for attention, so we decided to up the stakes. The consequences will never be the same. Not only will she receive numerous calls from priests from churches in her area that could help her remove the attention demon out of her, she will no doubt also like the horny men calling her up requesting an intimate evening with her.
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