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Darth Cheney

'Dick Cheney was the bastard child of Emperor Palpatine, Darth Vader and Ayn Rand. During the anal-fuck fest, some of the fluids leaked into the vagina of his mother, and 6 months, 6 days and 6 hours later, Dick was birthed unto this world. An original founding member of the WNBA as well as (and not coincidentally) NAMBLA, he is currently the only person less qualified as a potential presidential candidate than George W. Bush, being evil incarnate. This is unfortunate, as he stands to inherit the position in the event of the impeachment or untimely demise of that awful jackass, which would otherwise signal the beginning of a thousand year utopia. He is the fucktard that controls Bush, and claims to neither be in the Executive Branch nor the Legislative Branch, only because he's Darth Cheney.

It is also believed he is Lord Xenu, God to many gays like Tom Cruise. He grew up in a Hick-ass town in Wyoming by the name of Casper, which explains his piteously warped mind. Currently he is occupied with his duties as an admin at BeastForum, while still trying to keep an ear open for every sad failure originating in that same filthy asshole of the universe, whose layers of puss and dried Michael Jackson cum will always hold a special place in his heart. As of late, he is the only thing the poor ass whore town of Wyoming has going for it, even though he is responsible for the severe shortage of squirrels in said town. He was striked down on November 3rd, 2025.

And Just Like That, It was Safe To Go Hunting Again

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