CatieWayne.com

**Yep. This is the girl who makes at least 100 basement dwelling virgins swoon.**

Once upon a time, a young girl wanted to go to art school in New York City. Years after unintentionally sparking a civil war in the asshole of the internet, she had long remained hidden from the grasp of the worst parts of the internets until finally realizing how to achieve all her dreams. After failing to make millions from selling used purses on ebay, she finally settled on creating a G-rated, Disney channel version of Unichan called Catiewayne.com. Catiewayne.com is the latest attempt by Boxxy to make even more money for buying herself more fancy stuff while telling people that her mother is homeless and she has no internets. Catherine Wayne came up with this fantastic idea after investigating the two largest Boxxy fan sites on the internet, realizing that she could have her own website that could be used to hype up her acting debut in a rip-off of the Scary Movie franchise while letting her devoted followers know exactly how much free shit she needs and where to send it while only releasing a mediocre video on youtube every three months or so. Currently there is only a slow imageboard filled with pathetic basement dwellers and an even slower forum (former Iloveboxxy.net) which is the online version of North Korea starring their fascistic leader and Admin Intrepid. As of last Thursday, Catiewayne.com received an update that included such amazing featuresas links to her webstore, timeline, online profiles, and youtube videos.

Fun Facts

Boxxy is posting with the trip !catie.
Her fat momma (also rumored to be the stunt double for Phylis from NBC's 'The Office') posts with the tripcode !boxxmom.
Anything that Catie or her fat whale of a mother might find offensive will be deleted within minutes. It's good to know that the fundamental rights that this country was built upon don't mean shit on Catiechan.
In fact, any mention of Encyclopedia Dramatica on Catiechan will usually be deleted within minutes.
Would you like to buy Boxxy a gift? Please refer all inquiries and donations to the special PayPal email address [email protected].
So a Chilean white knight, a European drug snitch, and a middle aged Mexican all moderate a slow as fuck imageboard on the internet. There's no punchline here, just depressing truths.
~~The word fat filters to beautiful on Catiechan.~~ FIX'D
The catiewayne.com forums are overrun by molestors and ponyfags. Coincidence?
The secret board on CatieChan is called /nc/, short for not Catie. Its a secret board that has been used from time to time by her army of prepubescent 13 year old boys to sit around and make plans to buy Boxxy shit she doesn't need to begin with. So while children across the world starve to death, and diseases go without the proper funding to find a suitable cure, a teenage girl in California gets free stuff like 3G USB modems, iPads, fancy vacations to NYC, $500 gift cards to overpriced stores, 8balls of cocaine, pricey digital cameras, Star Wars toys, webcams, a new macbook and trips to Six Flags to swim with dolphins. This board has all but died now that the Catiefags have taken a shining to congregating in tinychat rooms that are password protected.

Cool Update Bro

Finally around sometime late 2012, Boxxy was able to put down the cocaine long enough to update her website for the first time since creating it. Now instead of only two links on the homepage to direct you to the imageboard and forum, you can check out really awesome shit like the Boxxosphere store, a timeline of Boxxy's incredible rise to fame, shitty photos of Boxxy tributes that took over 9000 hours in Minecraft, as well as links to all her videos and her and Boxxmom's twitter, facebook, canv.as, and knowyourmeme pages.

December 18th, 2012

Just as Catiewayne.com was finally getting its much needed and long overdue updates, someone dropped the ball and forgot to renew the domain name from hostgator.com. Some might wonder what could have distracted Admin Intrepid enough to cause him to make such a retarded mistake, but when you think about it for longer than five seconds and have half a brain it becomes blatantly obvious what he was busy doing when he should've been worried about his Administrator responsiblities.

TL;DR I am a huge faggot please rape my face.

Trolling Catiewayne.com

Since Catiechan is used for the replacement of Unichan, you can still use the same tactics to troll these fools. For more advice see Unichan#Trolling Unichan.

The neckbeards will instantly rage at any praise given to LifeInATent.
~~Also, call Catie fat and see what happens.~~ ~~LOL WORDFILTER.~~ ~~ACTUALLY FAGGOT YOU CAN STILL TYPE FAT USING alt+582 ALT+577 ALT+596~~ They took off the wordfilters.

Gallery

Gentlemen, start your failure. About missing Pics

The origin story of Catiechan straight from the source.
This just in, Catiechan thinks that MadThad is a pretty cool guy.
This is the type of shit you couldn't make up if you tried.
Catiewayne.com is filled to the brim with underage retards who reek of USI and internet toughguyism. Just look at this Jew-nosed dude Jwaggz, aren't you scared bro?
Trolling Boxxy and her momma on their own fucking chan? It's more likely than you think.
ITT: Extreme faggotry.
Yeah, top that, motherfuckers.
OH SHIT HE TOPPED IT!!!

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>tfw some faggot paid $700 for this so Catie could take her sister to swim with the dolphins.
Just remember when on Catiechan that this is the average user's intelligence level.
O RLY?
Nobody fucks with the Boxxmom
ITT: Pointless bullshit.
LOL.
More tales of failure.
A proper GET on Catiechan.
A fail GET on Catiechan.
Because when I think of Metal god Rob Halford, I think about Boxxy.
Gentlemen, it's time to grab your tinfoil hats.
Usually when you're pussy-whipped, it implies that you are getting pussy.
Your typical fan of Boxxy.
With all the problems going on around the world, its imperative that Boxxy gets at least $4000 worth of presents for her birthday.
Being rude to Boxxmom is serious business
Post something we don't agree with? Say goodbye to your posting privileges.
It's like those 'If your name is called, go to bed' threads on 4chan, only a rape-obsessed basement dweller is making that decision for you.
Come at us bros.
The entire Boxxy situation summed up in one .png