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Obama is going to use NASA to study climate change.

NASA is known to stand for "Neil Armstrong Sodomy Administration" due to the phallic symbolism of sitting on top of a 350-foot-tall liquid-filled missile. It was, until recently, a government agency built to oversee the United State's space program. Along the way, NASA did not helped build pretty much all the technology that you use today—cordless power-tools, lightweight plastics, advanced digital cameras, robotics, although this is an argument that sad nerds often like to make. (Seriously: see http://spinoff.nasa.gov/)

What this means is that if the United States wishes to send an astronaut to the International Space Station to utilize machinery that was funded by the Americunt people, that astronaut will have to ride a Russian space vehicle at the cost of 52 million dollars per trip. As opposed to spending about one trillion dollars and getting this:

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History

Nasa was created in the late 1950s to counter the Soviet Union's space flight program because it scared the shit out of normal, god-fearing, white-bread Americunts. NASA quickly realized that the key to achieving this was harnessing the miraculous power of war criminals as no actual Americunt was smart enough to build a rocket that didn't explode:

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Helium 3

May sad bottomfeeder nerds working in tech support and other loser jobs believe something like

the moon is basically a huge chunk of free energy floating along in space. Contrary to popular belief, the moon is not made of cheese, but rather an isotope that is relatively rare on Earth called "H3" or "Helium 3." By using only one or two pounds of Helium 3 in a controlled fusion reaction, the United States would have enough energy to pretty much power everything everywhere for almost no cost.

Actual fusion scientists say this is idiotic [1] thus providing a superb opportunity for trolling sad space nerds, who confuse what they saw on an animu with real life.

Trolling opportunities

Americunt space nerds are superbly trollable - especially the ones that like to edit this page and fill it unfunny pro-space propaganda. You could engage in them in a serious discussion about imagined but really almost non-existent "spin-offs" or debunk their sad fantasies of being moon miners (see Helium 3) but this would be too much like work. A quicker and sweeter way is to offer them the recipe of the official Challenger Cocktail - 7 Up and Teacher's on the rocks.

See Also

• Nerd
• Star Trek
• Star Wars
• Space
• Luser
• Money
• Lisa Nowak
• Anonymous Hijack NASA Slogan
• Moonbase Alpha

External Links

• Solar Power: Solar Power
• NASA website
• NASA Constellation
• Space.com's poll

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