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EmiNet
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| Emi | |
| Born | Emily Holzer |
| An hero | No • Still Fighting! |
| Nationality | Suspected Jew |
| Occupation | Camwhore |
| Family | Peter J. Holzer (father) Cheryl R. Holzer (mother) Adam T. Holzer (brother) |
| Address | 2145 Green Hills Place Fallbrook, CA 92028 |
| Phone | +1.7605250452 |
EmiNet is an IRC network started some time ago by a camwhore that goes by the name Emi (Emily Holzer). You will find Emi in her server EmiNet on the channel #Emi. No, we're not shitting you. It's ran by several overweight middle-aged Mexican meth addicts unsatisfied with their current relationships.
Humble Beginnings
In the beginning there was a woman named Emily who decided to take her camwhoring skills and put them to the test on the intertubes. Still not satisfied with her countless imgur and chan posts, she had to create a sanctuary for her niche but creepy fanbase. And so, with a little research and a little whiteknight magic, she was able to join the great game of multiplayer notepad. Everything was going better than expected for a couple years as she rolled around the internet with her robust nipples, collecting neckbeards and kissless virgins like some sort of fucked up Katamari with GOTIS.
This parade of joyous self-gratifying victory was forced to a screeching halt. She stumbled upon the WTFuxNet IRC (on which you shall find our very own #ED IRC!) and attempted to gather up more fans, joining rooms such as #wiki, #doxbin, #rustleleague, #realniggas, and #coins. One hour later her full dox was leaked.
She received several fair warnings to fuck off already by the #realniggas crew, but she kept rejoining channels after being kicked, claiming she was looking for new friends. After some investigating, the #realniggas crew took the honorable job of making sure she got all the attention she could want.
[10:19:57] <Emi> hey [10:20:03] <brohno> what [10:22:43] <Emi> want to be friends? [10:23:24] <brohno> what [10:23:45] <brohno> are you suffering from stockholm syndrome now [10:27:47] <Emi> No [10:27:55] <Emi> Just want some new friends :/ [10:28:29] <brohno> why [10:32:28] <Emi> I love new friends! [10:35:40] <brohno> but why wont you be friends with LH and bonzi [10:35:46] <brohno> you keep banning them :( [10:38:37] <Emi> i's not mean [10:38:40] <Emi> It's not me* [10:38:43] <Emi> It's someone else [10:38:48] <Emi> do you think they have good reason to be mean to me? [10:40:43] <brohno> what the fuck am I reading [10:40:57] <Emi> nvm bye [10:40:59] <brohno> are you on a meth bender or something [10:41:12] <Emi> no
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