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Rob Reiner
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✡Rob Reiner✡, (March 6, 1947 - December 14, 2025) Power Word: Robert Norman Reiner and is best known, and called, by the loving names of "Meathead" and "That Dumb Polack" by both fans of his and people that Hate him just as equally.
Dead-Pool fans that had their money on Rob Reiner dying from a massive Heart Attack or an Embolic Stroke caused by a piece of his fat going for a swim in his blood stream; blocking a blood vessel in his brain were dissapointed and lost their Money when he was found stabbed to Death, along with his Wife by their daughter Romy in their ✡Brentwood, California✡ mansion. He is believed to have been (Allegedly) murdered by his son Nick.
Known only for a single acting role, that being Michael Stivic on the Tv sitcom All In The Family and his only, really well known work as a director being the Cult Worshipped, pseudo Rockumentory This is Spinal Tap that consits of 70% jokes about true stories that happened to rock bands, 40% of those being about Ozzy Osbourne and when Ozzy was in Black Sabbath. 28.5% are about the band Whitesnake and David Coverdale and the remaing 1.5% being about Guitarist egos and Yoko Ono. We'll throw Reiner a Bone and say that Spinal Tap was believable enough that it had retards trying to order the band's albums from Record Stores, much like how morons tried writing letters to Hannibal Lecter after seeing The Silence of the Lambs.
Much like his Acting and Directing career, Rob Reiner's beliefs can be summed up in one single cause that most people know of thanks to South Park. Reiner was vehemently opposed to Smoking, despite it being able to make hot women even hotter, because it was the number one cause of Coronary Disease, which has been the number one cause of death in The U.S. since the opening of the 20th century. As of now, obesity has overtaken smoking as the number one cause of coronary disease in the Jewnited States of Americunts which still remains the number one cause of death in the U.S., beating out Cancer by 60,000 deaths in 2024. A Fact that Reiner obviously ignored.
The Irony of Reiner's murder is that he had a 25% chance of dying by coronary disease in the U.S. and only a 1.4% chance of dying by murder, 13% being caused by a family member meaning that Reiner had a 0.0000182% chance of being "Allegedly" murdered by his son Nick. We think that Reiner's time and energy were wasted on smoking and should have been spent protesting kitchen knives and family.
Being both Jewish and dead, we already know that he'll receive a Lifetime Achievement Award at next year's Oscars.
Life
Rob Reiner was born to the Jewish actor Carl Reiner and the Jewess actor Estelle Reiner on March 6, 1947.
Reiner has a younger brother Lucas Reiner who is an Actor, Director and Screenwriter and a younger sister Annie Reiner who is an Author, Poet and Playwright. Following in this tradition his son Nick is a Screenwriter and "Alleged" Murderer, son Jake is an Actor. His daughter Tracy is an Actor, Director and Producer and Romy is an Actor, Writer and Producer.
Now - who wants to say that being Jewish and knowing people isn't a big leg up in the business?
As expected of a proper Jew with money, Rob grew up in ✡Beverly Hills✡ and went to Beverly Hills High School.
Predictably, at 14, Reiner asked Mommy and Daddy to use their connections and get him an acting role as a belated ✡Bar Mitzvah✡ gift. Unable to withstand the power of his guilt trip, Carl and Estelle got him a role on the Tv Crime Series Manhunt. Much like the show, Reiner's character was just as forgettable.
As we said or will later entertain you with, Reiner is pretty much only known for: Mike "Meathead" Stivic in All In The Family, directing the cult classic This is Spinal Tap, protesting smoking companies, being "Allegedly" murdered by his son Nick and having a rabid hatred for our god Emperor Trump.
In Elementary School, Psychologists say that an outward apperance of dislike and name calling is often a way children try to mask that they have a Crush on someone. Did Rob Reiner want The Donald to pop his O-Ring? This might be an answer as to why Reiner gave so much Time and money to Gay rights like Marriage and adopting children.
Reiiner's Trump Derangement Syndrome
2016
Like most Libtards, Trump was a well loved person when he was playing a character on The Apprentice and was even more Love love with the Now Dead meme, "YOU'RE FIRED!!"
It wasn't until 2016 that Liberals like Rob Reiner started to fall out of love with him when he decided to run for President and the opposing factions knew that he would Make America Great Again by transcending the Presidentcy and become our God Emperor of America. FUCK YEAH!!
People like Reiner said that The Donald was too rich and wouldn't be able to relate with the average citizen.but yet he backed Demonocrat Nomine Al Gore whose net worth is $100 Million and he made his fortune, on his family farms, growing tobacco. He contradicted himself, as a Senator, in 1996 when, he played his cards under the tableat at the Democratic National Convention where he cried for Internet Likes ❤️ about how his sister, Nancy LaFon Gore Hunger, was such a notorious chain smoker that she could put Eddie Van Halen to shame.. For even more Likes, Gore went on in graphic detail about how he watched his sister die a long and painful death from Lung Cancer that could have been avoided if she didn't smoke. He used this as his example as why he was vehemently against smoking. He omitted the fact that his family was still growing Tobacco on their farms.
It should be noted that Al Gore ran for president in 2000 and Reiner started his Anti-Smoking Terrorist group in 1998. Why did Reiner back a person that made his fortune from tobacco? Contradiction much?
He also said that The Donald was too corrupt.
Most people stared at Reiner and said, "Really?". This was in 2016 when our future God Emperor Trump was running against the Feminazi Hilary Clinton.
Most people could only remember White Watergate where Bill Clinton and Hilary Clinton teamed up, like evil James Bond villains with Susan and Jim McDougal, in equal partnership like a swinging 70s couple trading wives and borrowed $203,000 to buy 230 acres the White Water river in that inbred state of Arkansas with the intention of Realestate fraud subdividing the land to develop it into vacation homes for yhe rich but their big plan all went it all went to Shit.
Of the $203,000, the Clintons lost $37,000 and $69,000, not including development, payments on the loan and the building of a show house. This was comparitively less than the equal partnership they had with the McDouals. Because of unequal losses people saw the Clintons as being more corrupt than someone like Jim Trafficant who was in the pocket of the mob.
In 1994 Ken Star was appointed to investigate the firings of 7 White House Travel employees that were replaced with Clinton campain donors, friends and Hilary Clinten to take over the travel business. The misuse of Fbi Files. Tax fraud in 1984 and 85 and 85, making false tax deductions on loses with their White Water Development company. How Billy Bob lied like a School Girl, with cum all over his face and glasses saying that she wasn't giving head between classes when it came to using Monica Lawinksky's Hatchet Cut as a cigar Humidor. If we said that ol' Bill was grabbing cunts you would see the similarities.
After all was said and done 15 people were convicted and sent to Club Fed, to be treated to catered meals and king sized beds, in the white Water scandel, including the McDougals. The Clintons were accused, by the peple, of using their positions to escape responsability because they were never charged.
At the end of his term, Billy used his power to give Susan McDougal a Presidential pardon to get his partner in crime out of prison. He would have pardoned Jim but he died from all the rectal bleeding.
Despite this overwhelming evidence against Hilary's character, Reiner backed Hilary in the 2016 election while call Trump a cumpuslive liar.
Some nonbelievers of the one and true God Emperor Trump would falsely say that the Democrats put Trump into office by picking Hillary to run in 2016.
