Rob Reiner

How Reiner's family want you to remember him

How people will remember him

^✡Rob Reiner^✡, (March 6, 1947 - December 14, 2025) Power Word: Robert Norman Reiner and is best known, and called, by the loving names of "Meathead" and "That Dumb Polack" by both fans of his and people that Hate him just as equally.

Dead-Pool fans that had their money on Rob Reiner dying from a massive Heart Attack or an Embolic Stroke caused by a piece of his fat going for a swim in his blood stream; blocking a blood vessel in his brain were dissapointed and lost their Money when he was found stabbed to Death, along with his Wife by their daughter Romy in their ^✡Brentwood, California^✡ mansion. He is believed to have been murdered by his son Nick.

Known only for a single acting role, that being Michael Stivic on the Tv sitcom All In The Family and his only, really well known work as a director being the Cult Worshipped, pseudo Rockumentory This is Spinal Tap that consits of 70% jokes about true stories that happened to rock bands, 40% of those being about Ozzy Osbourne and when Ozzy was in Black Sabbath. 28.5% are about the band Whitesnake and David Coverdale and the remaing 1.5% being about Guitarist egos and Yoko Ono. We'll throw Reiner a Bone and say that Spinal Tap was believable enough that it had retards trying to order the band's albums from Record Stores, much like how morons tried writing letters to Hannibal Lecter after seeing The Silence of the Lambs.

Much like his Acting and Directing career, Rob Reiner's beliefs can be summed up in one single cause that most people know of thanks to South Park. Reiner was vehemently opposed to Smoking because it was the number one cause of Coronary Disease, which has been the number one cause of death in The U.S. since the opening of the 20th century. As of now, obesity has overtaken smoking as the number one cause of coronary disease in the Jewnited States of Americunts which still remains the number one cause of death in the U.S., beating out Cancer by 60,000 deaths in 2024. A Fact that Reiner obviously ignored.

The Irony of Reiner's murder is that he had a 25% chance of dying by coronary disease in the U.S. and only a 1.4% chance of dying by murder, 13% being caused by a family member meaning that Reiner had a 0.0000182% chance of being murdered by his son. We think that Reiner's time and energy were wasted on smoking and should have been spent protesting kitchen knives and family.