Battle of Berkeley

UC Berkeley, the safest school in America, and the crown jewel of the University of California. Known as the liberal epicenter of California. within this setting, a pro-Trump rally was planned, not only to show support for Emperor Trump, but also as payback for the first Battle, in which Sir Milo wsa ejected from the campus by the tolerant student body.

Participants

The day before this particular Berkeley riot, Kyle Chapman was seen carrying an American flag around the Berkeley campus. Several Antifa heros surrounded the evil traitorous patriot and swung a skateboard at him after he cold-cocked one of them squarely on the jaw.

This triggered both the Trump supporters and the Antifa-scum, causing each to leave their hugboxes and organize a peaceful rally to show support for our ebil dictator who is literally Hitler. What happened next was predictable and eminently watchable.

A hairy chick, suspected to be Vermin's gf expected to return home with "100 Nazi scalps". Instead she returned home with a few less teeth, and naturally 4chan exposed her hairy-muff porn past.

See also

• Antifa
• Based Stickman
• Great Meme Wars
• Nazi
• This is why we can't have nice things

External links

• http://theralphretort.com/life-comes-at-you-fast-berkeley-antifa-chick-who-got-socked-said-she-would-bring-back-100-nazi-scalps-4015017/
• http://www.breitbart.com/california/2017/04/15/mayhem-in-berkeley-trump-supporters-counter-protesters-clash-during-rally/

Battle of Berkeley is part of a series on Donald Trump. You're gonna love this article, believe me.