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[[Image:Uofplogo.jpg|thumb|right|Get your Computer science degree in 3 weeks at the [[University of Phoenix]].]] | [[Image:Uofplogo.jpg|thumb|right|Get your Computer science degree in 3 weeks at the [[University of Phoenix]].]] | ||
[[Computer science]] is a branch of [[science]] focusing primarily on pretty much anything that can be done on a [[computer]]. It | [[Computer science]] is a branch of [[science]] focusing primarily on pretty much anything that can be done on a [[computer]]. It attracts a wide population of [[neckbeard]]s because everyone thinks just because they play a lot of video games they will be good at programming. The field of [[Computer Science]] ranges from using advanced mathematics to precisely determine why your solution is dead wrong even if you knew how to do it, all the way to banging your head against a metaphorical brick wall for an hour because your program won't compile only to discover it was because you added an extra curly bracket. | ||
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== Ironies == | == Ironies == | ||
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* People who do weasel through are often a far cry from "scientists" | * People who do weasel through are often a far cry from "scientists" | ||
* Computer Scientists, contrary to popular belief, do not "tighten up the graphics" | * Computer Scientists, contrary to popular belief, do not "tighten up the graphics" | ||
* There is no 'How to fix every computer problem 101 course' so stop asking mom | |||
==Skill Requirements== | ==Skill Requirements== | ||
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* Must know at least one programming language from each of the major families. And no... [[HTML]] doesn't count, [[fags]] | * Must know at least one programming language from each of the major families. And no... [[HTML]] doesn't count, [[fags]] | ||
* Get lame jokes such as "Why do Computer Scientists get Halloween and Christmas confused?" | * Get lame jokes such as "Why do Computer Scientists get Halloween and Christmas confused?" | ||
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== Science: Determining the Best == | == Science: Determining the Best == | ||
Revision as of 20:09, 6 February 2018
Computer science is a branch of science focusing primarily on pretty much anything that can be done on a computer. It attracts a wide population of neckbeards because everyone thinks just because they play a lot of video games they will be good at programming. The field of Computer Science ranges from using advanced mathematics to precisely determine why your solution is dead wrong even if you knew how to do it, all the way to banging your head against a metaphorical brick wall for an hour because your program won't compile only to discover it was because you added an extra curly bracket.
Ironies
- Many computer "scientists" drop out because of the math workload
- People who do weasel through are often a far cry from "scientists"
- Computer Scientists, contrary to popular belief, do not "tighten up the graphics"
- There is no 'How to fix every computer problem 101 course' so stop asking mom
Skill Requirements
- A ME, IQ, and MA of 12 or more AND a PB of 6 or less
- Penis of 5" or less
- Must know at least one programming language from each of the major families. And no... HTML doesn't count, fags
- Get lame jokes such as "Why do Computer Scientists get Halloween and Christmas confused?"
Science: Determining the Best
Moar info: Microsoft Windows.
Find a computer scientist who will do a side-by-side, iteration-through-iteration, byte-by-byte comparison of Windows and Mac, KDE and Gnome. It never happens — BECAUSE NOBODY COULD LIVE LONG ENOUGH TO GET THROUGH A HELLO WORLD, BYTES ARE SMALL NEWB. Either the person is an open source, wannabe-humanitarian, anti-capitalist fat fuck on a mission to save the world, or a money-grubbing Windows-using Jew.
See Also
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