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Betty' is the oldest troll of soapbox still trolls the off shoots, also known as the infamous Bothell Witch. Betty/Daphne Fissel: Betty, aka Daphne Fissel,"witch" from Bothell, WA (read: doodle his mom), a baby eating ugly witch, a proud lesbian, failed author with a jabba the hut body. Trolling the internet since 1996, one of the oldest trolls on imdb boards, and since the boards has ended, decided to create a fake proboard where she logs ip of every user that stupidly decides to post on it. Still mourns its mother Marta Reeves murder at the hand of Gary Ridgway, may God bless him.

Betty (aka The Bothell Witch) has returned as the resident IMDb Soapbox whore. The following is a direct quote taken from one of her threads: “im 45 and have had over 200 [sexual partners]. if you count mi cyber ones it's nearly 500 lol [sic] Many more to go hopefully.”

Note the haunting lack of intelligence. Despite the fact that she is clearly a troll, and that she clearly isn’t who she says she is, members of the Soapbox community still choose to respond to her (which highlights the blatant lack of intelligence on the Soapbox community as a whole).

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-Betty aka Daphne Fissel, Bothell, WA Oldest troll of soapbox still trolls the off shoots, also known as the infamous Bothell Witch.
+'''Betty'''' is the oldest troll of soapbox still trolls the off shoots, also known as the infamous Bothell Witch. Betty/Daphne Fissel: Betty, aka Daphne Fissel,"witch" from Bothell, WA (read: doodle his mom), a baby eating ugly witch, a proud lesbian, failed author with a jabba the hut body. Trolling the internet since 1996, one of the oldest trolls on imdb boards, and since the boards has ended, decided to create a fake proboard where she logs ip of every user that stupidly decides to post on it. Still mourns its mother Marta Reeves murder at the hand of Gary Ridgway, may God bless him.
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-<span style="font-family: &quot;helvetica neue&quot; , &quot;arial&quot; , &quot;helvetica&quot; , sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">rotting from bones to bones,<br />my flesh lays bare the blubbery fat,<br />traverse the land i shall,<br />finding babies to devour,<br />performing rituals of ancient magic,<br />I, the witch of yore…<br />Beware! i wander these places with guile and pure vice,<br />All of you shall be my victims,<br />I, the witch of yore,<br />eternal dweller of internet message boards.</span></span></div>
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-schließt sich heilig stern an stern
-große lichter, kleine funken
-glitzern nah und glänzen fern.
+'''Betty''' (aka The Bothell Witch) has returned as the resident [[IMDb]] [[The Soapbox|Soapbox]] [[whore]]. The following is a direct quote taken from one of her threads: “im 45 and have had [[at least 100|over 200]] [sexual partners]. if you count mi [[cybersex|cyber]] ones [[IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND!|it's nearly 500]] [[lol]] [''sic'']
+Many more to go hopefully.”
+Note the haunting lack of [[intelligence]]. Despite the fact that she is clearly a [[troll]], and that she clearly isn’t who she says she is, members of the Soapbox [[community]] still choose to respond to her (which highlights the blatant lack of intelligence on the Soapbox community as a whole).
-glitzern hier im see sich spiegelnd,
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+Betty knows about this article and that people don't like her. Maybe now she'll get the hint and go become [[an hero|an hero]].
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