Isle Of Dogs

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There have been quite a few movie trailers that have made us want to go all Jihad Joe on Holyweird and demand our money back for sitting through some directors two-and-a-half hour Magnum Opus. It wasn't until we sat through Texas Weaboo's 2 hour and 21 minute shitfest Isle of Dogs that we are seriously considering this to get back our all important Jew gold.

Isle of Dogs is written and directed by former Texan, now Frog weaboo Wes Anderson that watched one too many Subbed Sailor Moon episodes. Were guessing Texas wasn't Gay enough for him, MIRite?

Isle of Dogs is a fantasy film that promotes itself as being a foreign film despite its being domestic one. Somewhere in the future, the Jappers get sick and tired of eating Dogs and decide to ship them all off to an island of their own, making up some excuse that the dog flu can pass to humans like the swine flu.

Not only does this movie drag, the whole idea that you have to wait for an Engrish translation from either one of the dogs, all the dogs speak English (they can translate the dogs barks, growls and yips but Jaoanese was too hard for them) or the two English speaking characters.

Trust us, this Little Artistic Liberty will have you wanting to punch the person sitting next to you even if you're at home, watching it with Your Mother on Pay-Oer-View.