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Also known as the fatter [[David Icke]], and the antimatter to [[Rush Limbaugh]], Alex Jones describes himself as a "''[[Caveman|paleo]][[conservative]]''" (read: [[paranoid]] [[conspiracy theorist]]) and [[oxymoron|libertarian intellectual]] from [[Texas]]. As the founder of the [[No|highly reliable]] and not at all [[Propaganda|biased]] news site, '''Info Wars''', Jones is widely regarded as a top-tier journalist by the few doomsday preppers and [[rednecks]] who actually take his show seriously and don't watch it just to [[Lulz|laugh at him]]
Also known as the fatter [[David Icke]], and the antimatter to [[Rush Limbaugh]], Alex Jones describes himself as a "''[[Caveman|paleo]][[conservative]]''" (read: [[paranoid]] [[conspiracy theorist]]) and [[oxymoron|libertarian intellectual]] from [[Texas]]. As the founder of the [[No|highly reliable]] and not at all [[Propaganda|biased]] news site, '''Info Wars''', Jones is widely regarded as a top-tier journalist by the few doomsday preppers and [[rednecks]] who actually take his show seriously and don't watch it just to [[Lulz|laugh at him]]


"If you don't believe 9/11 was an inside job, it is because you consumed fluoride." OR "If you disagree with me, it is merely because you have consumed fluoride. Everybody that disagrees with me is a brainwashed sheeple." -These few quotes are commonly used by Alex Jones and his FOLLOWERS and exemplify the sublime [[logic]] and points of argumentation they implement. If the government had put out end of the world survival tips in response to the 2012 doomsday prophecy, and Jones saw them, he would have painted his entire office in semen, instead of his current {{colortext|#CC0099|I <3 Obama}} posters and blood of innocent people who he killed with his private drone, funded by your donations.  
"''If you don't believe 9/11 was an inside job, it is because you consumed fluoride.''" OR "''If you disagree with me, it is merely because you have consumed fluoride. Everybody that disagrees with me is a brainwashed sheeple.''" - These few quotes are commonly used by Alex Jones and his FOLLOWERS and exemplify the sublime [[logic]] and points of argumentation they implement. If the government had put out end of the world survival tips in response to the [[2012]] doomsday prophecy, and Jones saw them, he would have painted his entire office in semen, instead of his current {{colortext|#CC0099|I <3 Obama}} posters and blood of innocent people who he killed with his private drone, funded by your donations.  


Although Alex started his career several decades ago, it took him 20 years to gain a massive following by the middle of the [[2010s]], even being supported and rimmed by then-future president of Dumbfuckistan, [[Donald Trump]]. Alex has been interviewed by several notable puppets of [[old media]], such as Piers Morgan and Megyn Kelly. Alex peddles several bogus products through his Infowars network. If you don't purchase his penis pills or filtration systems, the gay lizard alien frogs will find you.
Although Alex started his career several decades ago, it took him 20 years to gain a massive following by the middle of the [[2010s]], even being supported and rimmed by then-future president of Dumbfuckistan, [[Donald Trump]]. Alex has been interviewed by several notable puppets of [[old media]], such as Piers Morgan and Megyn Kelly. Alex peddles several bogus products through his Infowars network. If you don't purchase his penis pills or filtration systems, the gay lizard alien frogs will find you.

Revision as of 21:16, 9 August 2018