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There are plenty of [[Obama]]-hating Americans, many of whom are retarded [[KKK]] dropouts or morons who wouldn't actually give a fuck about being an American if their president was a [[Bush|retard]] [[White trash|like them]]. [[Last Thursday]], some [[drunk]]/[[high]]/[[retarded]] [[redneck]] became furious against the Obama administration after his cousin wouldn't put out. In a fit of sweaty, incoherent [[rage]], '''DTR''' (or Skoalrebel as the fgts at JewTube have labeled him) decided to [[Attention whore|fire up the ol' webcam]] and explain that Obama should be impeached. Why? | There are plenty of [[Obama]]-hating Americans, many of whom are retarded [[KKK]] dropouts or morons who wouldn't actually give a fuck about being an American if their president was a [[Bush|retard]] [[White trash|like them]]. [[Last Thursday]], some [[drunk]]/[[high]]/[[retarded]] [[redneck]] became furious against the Obama administration after his cousin wouldn't put out. In a fit of sweaty, incoherent [[rage]], '''DTR''' (or Skoalrebel as the fgts at JewTube have labeled him) decided to [[Attention whore|fire up the ol' webcam]] and explain that Obama should be impeached. Why? | ||
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If for some reason [[stupid|you've neglected to read the title of this article]], it's because he wants to ban [[what|flavored dipping tobacco]]. | If for some reason [[stupid|you've neglected to read the title of this article]], it's because he wants to ban [[what|flavored dipping tobacco]]. | ||
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==It Came From the Single-Wide== | ==It Came From the Single-Wide== | ||
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[[Image:ObamaINpeached.jpg|thumb|220px|Redneck demands of iNpeachment are met.]] | |||
[[Image:Bitches don't know bout my dip.JPG|thumb|220px|BITCHES DON'T KNOW BOUT MY [[Flavor Flav|FLAVORED]] DIP]] | |||
After learning about Obama's anti-dipping tobacco initiative, DTR immediately lost his shit and ranted about how "fuckin' ghey" this whole treasonous development was. What makes this man particularly [[lulz]]y is his complete incoherence and spaced-out demeanor, a mental state commonly induced by the religious viewing of [[Faux News]]. His face is completely swollen with the [[cancer|joy of tobacco]]. He bends over and spits repeatedly into an unseen skillet, simultaneously preparing [[Chikins|a popular southern dish]] and trying to relieve the pain of his obvious [[butthurt]]. | After learning about Obama's anti-dipping tobacco initiative, DTR immediately lost his shit and ranted about how "fuckin' ghey" this whole treasonous development was. What makes this man particularly [[lulz]]y is his complete incoherence and spaced-out demeanor, a mental state commonly induced by the religious viewing of [[Faux News]]. His face is completely swollen with the [[cancer|joy of tobacco]]. He bends over and spits repeatedly into an unseen skillet, simultaneously preparing [[Chikins|a popular southern dish]] and trying to relieve the pain of his obvious [[butthurt]]. | ||
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*[http://www.myspace.com/ozzman1604 This retard's Myspace] (Archived: {{archive|m8QRN|1}} {{wayback|https://myspace.com/ozzman1604|title=2}}) | *[http://www.myspace.com/ozzman1604 This retard's Myspace] (Archived: {{archive|m8QRN|1}} {{wayback|https://myspace.com/ozzman1604|title=2}}) | ||
*[http://www.myspace.com/elizabeth1234566 This retard's sister/lover's Myspace] (Archived: {{archive|NziBP|1}} {{wayback|https://myspace.com/elizabeth1234566|title=2}}) | *[http://www.myspace.com/elizabeth1234566 This retard's sister/lover's Myspace] (Archived: {{archive|NziBP|1}} {{wayback|https://myspace.com/elizabeth1234566|title=2}}) | ||
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Revision as of 22:42, 19 September 2018
There are plenty of Obama-hating Americans, many of whom are retarded KKK dropouts or morons who wouldn't actually give a fuck about being an American if their president was a retard like them. Last Thursday, some drunk/high/retarded redneck became furious against the Obama administration after his cousin wouldn't put out. In a fit of sweaty, incoherent rage, DTR (or Skoalrebel as the fgts at JewTube have labeled him) decided to fire up the ol' webcam and explain that Obama should be impeached. Why?
For being a Muslim hellbent on destroying the White House? No.
For being a socialist/communist? Nope.
For being a foreign-born hater of freedom? Still no.
For being a Satanic baby killer???? Sorry. You're wrong again.
If for some reason you've neglected to read the title of this article, it's because he wants to ban flavored dipping tobacco.
It Came From the Single-Wide
Moar info: Kentucky.
After learning about Obama's anti-dipping tobacco initiative, DTR immediately lost his shit and ranted about how "fuckin' ghey" this whole treasonous development was. What makes this man particularly lulzy is his complete incoherence and spaced-out demeanor, a mental state commonly induced by the religious viewing of Faux News. His face is completely swollen with the joy of tobacco. He bends over and spits repeatedly into an unseen skillet, simultaneously preparing a popular southern dish and trying to relieve the pain of his obvious butthurt.
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Realizing how dumb-fuck stupid and self-damning his video was, he quickly baleeted it. However, valiant JewTubers quickly reposted it for great glory.
The Return
Notice how at the very last second, he puts moar tobacco in his pus infested cheek.
In popular culture
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See Also
External Links
- brb, dip
- His third YouTube account.
- This retard's Myspace (Archived:
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2) - This retard's sister/lover's Myspace (Archived: 1 2)
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