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| {{Breakingnews|Mass Shootings are [[SERIOUS BUSINESS]]}}
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| [[File:Liberalgunview.jpg|thumb|right|How liberals view these events.]]
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| A mass shooting is an incident in which multiple noobs are almost [[raep]]d or downright [[pwned]] when the player utilizes a [[gun]] to get on the [[high score]]. Ever since the [[2010s]], the prevalence of mass shootings have rapidly increased and the levels of butthurt decreased as a result of becoming a stale, [[forced meme]] However, mass shootings are still serious business and bound to cause high intensity shitstorms. It is estimated that 99.998% of mass shootings occur in [[Dumbfuckistan]], a harsh, brutish nation located somewhere near [[Canada]]. After every mass shooting, the inhabitants of the wasteland, known as [[Americunts]], typically take two political standpoints: | |
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| #[[Liberals]]: BAN ASSAULT GUNS!!!1 BAN CLIPS WITH MORE THAN 1 ROUNDS OF AMMO!!1
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| ##(They often focus on the gun as if it was a sentient machine and that it bared sole responsibility for the actions of the user)
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| ##([[Old Media]] often avoids publishing the perpetrator's identity if they aren't white. A good example was with [[Omar Mateen]], the arab man who perpetrated the deadliest mass shooting in american history and went forgotten after 15 minutes, whilst any white kid is a household name even if their score is laughable.
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| #[[Republicans]]: BAN GUN FREE ZONES!!1 Mental Illness should be the primary issue focused. MOAR guns!!1 [[NRA|Guns dont kill people, people kill people!]]
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| ##Gun Nuts, mostly republican in leaning, often [[Zerg Rush]] the nearest gun store and buy out as much armaments and ammunition they possibly can, which caused a massive shortage and price-hike of ammo, notably with 22lr. Thus, no potential mass shooters can get the ammo they need, saving a dozen + lives in the process. Good job!
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| The most dramatic and lulzy variant is a [[School Shooting]], which makes a nation's collective populace shit their pants and go into moral panic. In countries like [[Dumbfuckistan]], people are so worn out and used to these shocking spectacles of appalling carnage, that unless the shooter racks up 7+ frags, nobody gives a fuck, and for good reason.
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| [[You]] should commit a mass shooting and frame our website as direct inspiration for your actions, in order to increase the viewership we receive.
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| ==Mass Shooting Tracker==
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| The image below automatically updates and displays the day(s) since the last mass shooting in [[Dumbfuckistan]]. It can also apply to [[Europe|Yurop]] and the rest of the [[Earth]], mainly due to [[ISIS]] terrorists going apeshit 24/7 now, paid for by the govt's to institute moar [[1984]].
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| ==History==
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| [[File:Sincecolumbine.jpg|thumb|right|[[Columbine]] seems to have triggered a fuckload of mass shootings..]]
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| Mass Shootings have existed [[at least 100]] years ago, when [[Gun|guns]] were invented. They mostly occurred in 'Murka, even centuries ago, as it was quickly adopted as a tradition among the Murkan tribes. Sadly, firearms were single-shot only, had shit accuracy, and took 30 seconds to reload, so mass shootings were only committed by squads. A notable example happened in the 18th century, during the year 1764. Four injuns took up arms and zerg rushed a school. There, they discovered the teacher and a bunch of little kids. The teacher begged the savage injuns for mercy, but he was quickly shot dead and scalped. All of the children were shot, sliced and scalped as well. The survivors were taken as prisoners and raped; typical injun behavior. Throughout the 19th century as guns became more efficient and revolvers were in use, the phenomena of mass shootings accelerated to the point that there was a shooting roughly once a year. By the time the 70s rolled around, mass shootings happened about 2-3 times a year. After the [[Columbine]] massacre, the phenomina exploded. There are dozens of mass shootings per year now, with a few happening on the same day.
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| Elsewhere in the world, this shit happens significantly less, due to their lack of respect for freedumbs.
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| ==School Shootings==
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| Conducting a [[School Shooting]] is currently the greatest method for getting fame, lulz and [[Columbiners|sexually obsessed fangirls]]. More information on school shootings can be found on its [[School Shooting|own page]]. Sadly, most school shooters are weak little nerds who can't shoot worth shit; only [[Cho Seung Hui]] and [[Adam Lanza]] have gotten impressive scores on this level.
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| ==Mass Shootings in America==
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| Americans like to boast that they're HURR DURR #1!!!!! This is actually true; Americans rank #1 in the world for :
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| #Obesity
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| #Prison Rate / Prisoners
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| #Health-care costs
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| #'''Gun ownership''' & Guns
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| #Military Spending
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| #'''School Shootings'''
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| #'''Mass Shootings'''
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| It should come as no surprise that a significant chunk of the world's mass shootings take place in this shithole warzone. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_school_shootings_in_the_United_States TOW has a handy little list] [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Mass_shootings_in_the_United_States_by_year and another.]
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| ===List of Mass Shootings in the USA===
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| {{Rainbow|TL;DR}}
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| ==Rest of the World==
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| The rest of the world is mostly a shithole as well, but they're notable for being far less obese, mentally ill, and violent than those crazy ass americans are, but still pretty insane. A lot of their alienated, bullied youth decide to go for the high score on their way out from the IRL. Notable cases include [[Anders Behring Breivik]], [[Woo Bum-kon]], [[Martin Bryant]], [[Pekka-Eric Auvinen]], [[Tim Kretschmer]], [[Marc Lepine]], [[Dmitry Vinogradov]] and [[Mr. Saari]].
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| ==Aftermath==
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| [[File:Shootersbyrace.png|center]]
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| After any mass shooting occurs (esp. with high casualties), leftists always manage to pull off [[Gun control]], particularly in [[Australia]] and the [[United Kingdom]]. This rule of thumb has no application to [[Dumbfuckistan]]; just in commie liberal states like [[California]] or [[New York]]. Societies enter a moral panic and ban assault video games and music; an excellent example is the aftermath of the [[Columbine]] school massacre of 1999 in which everyone freaked out and blamed fuckers like [[Eminem]] and [[Marilyn Manson]] for Eric and Dylan's sick deeds. After the circlejerk is over, they immediately forget about the massacre and go about their day.
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| ==In Gaming==
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| [[File:Seenandnotheard.jpg|thumb|right|Postal 2 gameplay]]
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| [[File:Columbinedoom.jpg|thumb|left|What republicans think about video games.]]
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| After every mass shooting, the public often rushes to blame everything they can, except for the shooter(s) responsible. A good example is the aftermath of the [[Columbine]] massacre of [[1990s|1999]]. When it was discovered that the two killers, [[Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold]] were avid fanboys of [[Doom]] and [[Duke Nukem]], [[Concerned Mother|soccermoms]] from all areas of [[Dumbfuckistan]] rushed to blame these video games for causing E&D to go apeshit. In [[Germany]], the massacres caused by [[Tim Kretschmer]] and [[Robert Steinhäuser]] were enough to convince the gov't to ban assault video games.
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| Most game developers are SJW faggots, but some are pretty cool and lulzy, and made a living for themselves by making games such as [[Postal 2]], [[Hatred (Video Game)]], [[IS Defense]] and [[Manhunt]], where the entire point is to commit mass murder and brutally murder / torture shit. The shitstorms that emerged from this produced enough energy to power the Hoover Damn for [[over 9000]] minutes. Many gamers often commit mass shootings anyways, notably in game series like [[Grand Theft Auto]].
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| ==Drinking Game==
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| Here's a fun drinking game for you and your friends! Take a shot every time there's a mass shooting. We'll wait...
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| lol u ded
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| ==High Score==
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| {{Notice|See: [[High Score]]}}
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| The High Score is the leaderboard of the game of [[Life]]. The higher the player's KDR, the higher their position on the list. To achieve high frags, players often (but not always) result to mass shootings.
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| ===Championships===
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| #[[Anders Breivik]] currently holds the Platinum Cup, with 77 kills, and 319 injuries.
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| #[[Stephen Paddock]] holds the Gold Cup, with 58 kills, and 500 injuries.
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| #[[Woo Bum-kon]] holds the Silver cup, with 57 kills, and 35 injuries.
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| #[[Omar Mateen]] holds the Bronze cup, with 49 kills, and 53 injuries.
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| #[[Martin Bryant]] holds the Plastic cup, with 35 kills, and 21 injuries.
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| [[Adam Lanza]] amassed the most kills in a record low time using a gun at the same time of getting the highest kill to injuries ratio. He went 26-2(not including his mom), with a kill to injuries ration of 13. [[ holy shit | He achieved this all UNDER 5 MINUTES]], although he didn't get the top 5 on the leaderboards, he did impressive.
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| ==Vidya==
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| |<youtube>UeO5QTAryNE</youtube> <br> <center>'''Top 10: America'''</center>
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| |<youtube>Jo5WnJJ8an4</youtube> <br> <center>'''Top 10: Elsewhere'''</center>
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| |<youtube>v5kPDr_gLgk</youtube> <br> <center>'''Leftist faggot's parody'''</center>
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| }}|border=#000000|background=#FFFFFF}}
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| ==Gallery==
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| <center><gallery>
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| File:Massshootingnarrative.jpg
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| File:Salonmassshootinghypocrapsy.png
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| File:Massshootersareallwhite.jpg
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| File:Mass Shooting Arab Statistic.png|Arabs are statistically most likely to mass shoot you. Beware of them!
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| File:Mass Shooting Cover.jpg|Shoot up a fag parade
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| File:DylannWhoeverreadingthisisafag.jpg
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| File:Deathtoll.jpg
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| File:American Mass Shooting Recipe.jpg
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| File:Mass Shooters are Democrats.png
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| File:Mass Shooters Well Regulated Militia.jpg
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| File:Mass shooting white male problem.png
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| File:Fort Lauderdale International Airport.png
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| File:4chan mass shooting 10 7 15.jpg|immediately arrest every single 4chan user before it is too late!!!
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| File:Republican Logic Mass Shooting.png
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| File:Mass Shooting Obongo.jpg
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| File:Mass Shooters Capes.png
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| </gallery></center>
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| ==See Also==
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| *[[Capital Gazette Shooting]]
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| *[[Postal]] - slang term for committing a mass shooting
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| *[[Postal 2]] - the above, in video game form
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| *[[Hatred (Video Game)]] - Mass Shooting Simulator
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| *[[School Shooting]]
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| *[[High Score]]
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| *[[Jewnited States of Americunts]]
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| ==External Links==
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| *[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mass_shooting TOW's article]
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| *[http://murderpedia.org/ Murderpedia often has very insightful entries on mass murderers].
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| {{High Scores}}{{Gun control}}{{Terrorists}}{{Politics}}
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| [[Category:Drama-generating techniques]][[Category:Crime]]
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