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Cyborg is a cure-all for [[horny]] [[women]] and [[gays]]. He's apparently a [[nigger]] [[football]] player born and raised in South Detroit who got into an accident and had to have parts of his body replaced with [[robot]] parts; he was [[castration|castrated]] while doing so. DC Comics introduced him in 1980 with a revealing outfit (meant to be his "[[lie|cybernetic enhancements]]") exposing his pecs, and he spent the 1980s and half the 1990s being the male equivalent of [[Wonder Woman]]. In 2017, [[ | '''Cyborg''' is a cure-all for [[horny]] [[women]] and [[gays]]. He's apparently a [[nigger]] [[football]] player born and raised in South Detroit who got into an accident and had to have parts of his body replaced with [[robot]] parts; he was [[castration|castrated]] while doing so. DC Comics introduced him in 1980 with a revealing outfit (meant to be his "[[lie|cybernetic enhancements]]") exposing his pecs, and he spent the 1980s and half the 1990s being the male equivalent of [[Wonder Woman]]. In 2017, [[GRIDS]] was introduced, finally putting an end to the lack of a [[Supergirl]] counterpart. Cyborg's catchphrase is "[[Orgasm|BOO-YAH!]]" | ||
He was part of the [[LJ Lice Drama]] and his short temper was caused by the rampant headlice going around. Making him itch. [[You]] [[sick fuck]]. He is also a victim of [[LoveBugz]] [[Fetish|for some reason.]] | He was part of the [[LJ Lice Drama]] and his short temper was caused by the rampant headlice going around. Making him itch. [[You]] [[sick fuck]]. He is also a victim of [[LoveBugz]] [[Fetish|for some reason.]] | ||
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Sonbreezie and her DC brethren are the majority of Cyborg fangirls and boys, however [[everyone]] else likes him because he has a likable personality, not for his [[sex]] appeal, which makes Sonbreezie a [[sick fuck]]. | Sonbreezie and her DC brethren are the majority of Cyborg fangirls and boys, however [[everyone]] else likes him because he has a likable personality, not for his [[sex]] appeal, which makes Sonbreezie a [[sick fuck]]. | ||
{{center|<gallery>File:Screen Shot 2018-10-21 at 12.40.36 PM.png|Cyborg in his pec-revealing romper | |||
File:Screen Shot 2018-10-20 at 11.35.25 AM.png|Cyborg giving you bedroom eyes... | |||
File:Cyborg.jpg|Cyborg, looking [[drunk|wasted]], crosses his arms under the [[Captain Obvious]] caption. | |||
File:Screen Shot 2018-10-12 at 6.52.58 PM.png|Cyborg trying to flex his exposed pecs or something? | |||
File:Vic.png|He wasn't even hot as a human. | |||
File:Cyborgpoint.jpg|Cyborg became a [[weeaboo]] | |||
File:Cyborgeep.png|From one look at him, we judge he has a big, solid [[penis]]. | |||
File:Screen Shot 2018-08-27 at 10.03.33 PM.png|Look at those amazing abs!</gallery>}} | |||
==See also== | ==See also== | ||
*[[ | *[[Futuristic Sex Robotz]] | ||
*[[Robot]] | *[[Robot]] | ||
{{ | {{Comics}} | ||
[[category:Fandom Stuff]] | |||
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Revision as of 03:52, 25 October 2018
Cyborg is a cure-all for horny women and gays. He's apparently a nigger football player born and raised in South Detroit who got into an accident and had to have parts of his body replaced with robot parts; he was castrated while doing so. DC Comics introduced him in 1980 with a revealing outfit (meant to be his "cybernetic enhancements") exposing his pecs, and he spent the 1980s and half the 1990s being the male equivalent of Wonder Woman. In 2017, GRIDS was introduced, finally putting an end to the lack of a Supergirl counterpart. Cyborg's catchphrase is "BOO-YAH!"
He was part of the LJ Lice Drama and his short temper was caused by the rampant headlice going around. Making him itch. You sick fuck. He is also a victim of LoveBugz for some reason.
Sonbreezie and her DC brethren are the majority of Cyborg fangirls and boys, however everyone else likes him because he has a likable personality, not for his sex appeal, which makes Sonbreezie a sick fuck.
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Cyborg in his pec-revealing romper
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Cyborg giving you bedroom eyes...
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Cyborg, looking wasted, crosses his arms under the Captain Obvious caption.
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Cyborg trying to flex his exposed pecs or something?
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He wasn't even hot as a human.
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Cyborg became a weeaboo
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From one look at him, we judge he has a big, solid penis.
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Look at those amazing abs!
