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| [[File:Kiss.jpg|thumb|Like all good Fundamentalist Christians JezuzFreek777 is obsessed with a band whose Frontman has slept with [[over 9000]] women]]
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| [[File:Toytank.jpg|thumb|left|I SUPPORT THE WAR EFFORT BY MAKING MILITARY HARDWARE OUT OF TIN CANS - "I Call It Jezuz Juice (Not JEWS!!!)"]]
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| [[File:Hang_the_brownskinned-people.jpg|thumb|I STRONGLY ENCOURAGE MY DAUGHTER TO PLAY "HANG THE BROWN SKINNED MAN"]]
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| <!--[[File:Jezuzfreek_gunz.jpg|left|thumb|Armed and ready for [[Jesus]]!!1]]-->
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| {{quote|[http://www.myspace.com/jezuzfreek777 I am single and looking to meet new people:) I love heavy metal, rock and roll. I play a bit of electric guitar and enjoy motorcycling You can find out more about me at YouTube. Look for Jezuzfreek777]|'''Johnathan Banville - Looking for love on [[myspace]].'''}}
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| '''JezuzFreek777''', aka '''"Anthony"''', aka '''Jonathan A. Banville''' from Hammond, Indiana, is a [[Christfag]] and racist Republican who is known for making fundamentalist [[Youtube]] videos. Both "down with the kids" (teh zzz's & eee's) and with the crazies (the 777), he has bought into the whole [[Rapture]] nonsense his pastor fed him – and believes Jesus is [[Brb|COMING BACK REAL SOON]].
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| Like any great father, JezuzFreek777 beats his children, and admitted on a live video that [[Batshit insane|he would murder his own daughter]] [[Lol|if he believes God has told him to]]. Jezuzfreek777 also likes to read the [[Bible]] and wanks off to pictures of Mother Mary sleeping with [[Jebus]]. He spends his free time stopping his kids from having fun or social contact so they can enjoy the [[Bible|Good Book]]. He won't let his children enjoy themselves with Dangerous Entertainment, so no computer games like Pong and [[Pac-Man]], and no rap either – especially the [[black]] rappers. He struggles with himself daily whether or not to allow his children to read '''<s>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cX7163BAtIo Harry Potter]</s>''' [[BALEETED]].
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| He does however strongly encourage his daughter to play [[Paki|Iraqi]] court dramas with her dolls – so long as '''<s>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQujG5GsMMU the brown-skinned man gets killed]</s>''' [[BALEETED]]. Like any good fundie, he believes no [[Jews]] or [[Muslims]] are getting into heaven, and even most [[Christians]] won't. He gave the weakest rebuke possible to [[VenomfangX]] for VFX's recent [[DMCA]] shenanigans, and [[lulz]] was ensued. He was rewarded with a [[DMCA]]-based [[Banhammer]] of his own '''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FktiRcqDle0 for it]'''.
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| == Is Jezuzfreek a Repressive Homosexual or A Racist?==
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| <center><big>'''Jesus was NOT black'''</big></center><br />
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| {{quote|If it makes a person feel better to worship a black Jesus, that's fine... I have no issue with that... The only issue I have is, I want to worship a heavenly father according to the way he describes himself.|''Jezuzfreek'' - ''basically saying he feels a black person is not worthy of his worship. lulz.''}}
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| <center><big>'''Imus is not a RACIST!!'''</big></center><br />
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| <center><youtube>v1JcIK9RkPU</youtube></center><br />
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| {{quote|You guys can say NIGGER this and NIGGER that and NIGGA PLEASE!!|''Jezuzfreek @ 1:22 - Expressing his hate for coons.''}}
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| If he is gay and still in the closet you'd have to cut him some slack given that he would be thoroughly shunned by his fellow church members for coming out. For similar reasons, jezuzfreek can't admit to any interest in women because it's considered a sin to have any sexual thoughts about a woman to whom you're not married.
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| ==JezuzFreek: A Faithful Christian==
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| '''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yU8kw6lp-S0 shitshitshitshit REMIX!!1!]'''
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| '''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ywm7MuhJAYM Faps over Capital Punishment]'''
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| '''<s>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaSYS0s_wt8 Thinks UCLA Students should be Tasered in the Library]</s>[[Delete fucking everything|BALEETED]]'''
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| '''<s>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KD82lPa1iG4 Thinks Guns are what makes Amerikkka great]</s>[[Delete fucking everything|BALEETED]]'''
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| '''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F22h1Q2nSyo Fatty supports eating fast-food as "NOT evil" as he eats] [[fat|two]] [[Double Down|KFC double-down sammiches]] in this video.'''
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| ==OMFG Jezuzfreek's House Was Robbed==
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| On May 15, 2010, Jezuzfreek (Closet faggot )idiotically kept his front door open and a criminal successfully broke into Jezuzfreek's house at this address:
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| '''6542 Alabama Ave. Hammond, IN 46323-1608''' Be sure to send some [http://www.trojancondoms.com/Product/FreeSample.aspx condoms] and [http://www.astroglide.com/SampleRequest.asp lube] to say thanks!
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| The robber stole two of his many guns he keeps around the house to comfort him. Jezuzfreek sleep's beside side his weapon at night and keeps one beside his computer lol. How did he take care of it? He yelled "Who's in my house?" twice, as if a criminal is going to [[Retard|give away his name while robbing the place]]. The funny thing is, the person who broke into his house would have to have known him, because the robber knew exactly where his guns were located (they are locked away in boxes in his house). He handled the situation by making this video while the man was in his house:
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| <big><center>'''Video Jezuzfreek made while his house was being robbed'''</center></big>
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| <center><youtube>brzZnUW2gHo</youtube></center>
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| <center><big>'''The Aftermath'''</big></center>
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| <center><youtube>5IJDlr-foxQ</youtube></center>
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| {{quote|...And [[Condoms|THIS box]] was open, just my personal stuff...|Jezuzfreek777 - The 3rd box in his house that the thief opened.}}
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| Say "Hows God treating ya?" in the comment section of the video above [[for the lulz]].
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| Be sure to give him a [[Prank call|call]] at '''(219) 513-8142''' to let him know that he is in your prayers.
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| ==His [[Stickam]] Room==
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| Well, actually it's not ''his'', he just likes to act like the room JesusTalk is his by barking out orders to everyone and being a hypocritical douche. He constantly talks shit about [[TheAmazingAtheist]] even though TAA is never even in the room, talks about [[Shit no one cares about|his motorbikes]] and how [[shit|great]] he is on guitar <s>'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cm4uvdPalBY which you can see here for a good laugh]'''</s> ([[Delete fucking everything|BALEETED]], probably after realizing how much he sucks) and kicks out anyone from the room who defeats him in an argument in such a way even [[VenomFangX]] would be proud of. Brett Keane's always in the room too crying about how YouTube won't let him back and stuff.
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| <center><youtube>sRjgKtBzAeM</youtube></center>
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| ==How To Troll Jezuzfreek==
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| [[File:Jezuzfreek777witnessing God's Glory.jpg|right|200px]]
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| * Did you know that : JF asked tommy from the bronx( Back in 2008 ),can i suck your dick ,but tommy said NO, sorry i am not like that..!! Ahh.. I bet you didn't know that!!
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| *Tell Him: Faggot's behind the scenes don't go to heaven !
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| *Tell him: Don't be afraid.
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| *Tell him: Let's discuss, don't forget to pay child support bitch!!
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| *Tell him: You can't even keep a relationship with a woman, so stfu bitch!
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| *Tell him: [[Alcohol]] is not the answer.
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| *Tell him: Hey Anthony show us your faith in God, close your account and re-open it !!
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| *Tell him: It's Jesus not Jezuz
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| *Whenever he gloats about his guns, ask him "[[Lolwut|Why would a Christian even consider buying from a company named KILL-tec?]]"
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| *Say he's a racist for saying Jesus is not black and for saying "NIGGER" in one of his videos.
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| *Describe the [[Pedophilia|dirty]] things you would do to his daughter if you ever met her.
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| *Talk about how [[shit|great]] [[TheAmazingAtheist]]'s videos are.
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| *Ask him: If [[Jesus|Jezuz]] was really [[Vermin Supreme|Vermin Supreme's]] father, why did he end up hanging on a cross like a [[nigger]] from a tree?
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| *Convince him: He had sex before marriage.
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| *Make fun of his [[jewish]] circumcised penis.
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| ==See Also==
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| *[[Troll]]
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| *[[Ted Haggard]]
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| *[[Faggot|Closet faggots for jesus ]]United
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| *[[Fake bitch]]
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| *[[Hipocrite]]
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| *[[Attention whore]]
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| *[[Loser]]
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| *[[Yokeup]] Mr Lonely
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| *[[Tony48219]]
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| *[[Christianity]]
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| *[[Pedophiles]]
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| *[[Creationists]]
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| *[[Christfag]]
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| *[[Pedophile]]
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| *[[NephilimFree]]
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| *[[VenomfangX]]
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| *[[Victim Complex]]
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| *[[Unwarranted Self-Importance]]
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| *[[Brett Keane]]
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| ==External Links==
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| *'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dV--vADzBgM Are Ghosts Real?]'''
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| *'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrSLJgo7XSk KISS Stop Motion Tribute]'''
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| *[http://www.youtube.com/user/jezuzfreek777?blend=1&ob=4 jezuzfreek's heavenly father youtube channel.] Watch how anthony battles with his homosexuality !!
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| *[http://myworld.ebay.com/jezuzfreek777 See what Jezuzfreek is buying here.] (anthony is buying dildos? wtf!)
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| *[http://www.myspace.com/jezuzfreek777 Anthony's Myspace.]
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| *[http://twitter.com/jezuzfreek777 His twitter. Or everything he "likes" on youtube, good for stalking his Youtube video history.]
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| *[http://www.livevideo.com/jezuzfreek777 Some more wacky old videos he uploaded. Also includes video of this article on the front page.]
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| *[http://www.stickam.com/jezuzfreek777 His Stickam, be sure to troll when he's on.]
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| *[http://youtube.com/jezuzfreek7777 His second Youtube channel, created when he got pwned by DMCAs.]
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