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@eddotse on twitter PROMISED yesterday EDDIE DZIAL WIKI WAS NOT GOING TO BE REMOVED AND ASSHOLE EDDIE IS NOT THE ONE SPAMMING YOUR SITE AND TAKING YOUR HOST DOWN. I AM! IF YOU DONT PUT HIS WIKI BACK UP I WONT STOP. DO IT NOW MOTHER FUCKER IM DONE PLAYING
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@eddotse on twitter PROMISED yesterday EDDIE DZIAL WIKI WAS NOT GOING TO BE REMOVED AND ASSHOLE EDDIE IS NOT THE ONE SPAMMING YOUR SITE AND TAKING YOUR HOST DOWN. I AM! IF YOU DONT PUT HIS WIKI BACK UP I WONT STOP. DO IT NOW MOTHER FUCKER IM DONE PLAYING GAMES WITH YOU. I GOT AN EMAIL BACK ABOUT YOUR REAL HOST. #DONNYLONGALWAYSWINS
[[File:Pumpkin pumper.gif|thumb|How you will spend Halloween]]


[[File:Razor-apple.jpg|thumb|right|300px|Those rascals.  Kids being kids]]


'''Halloween''' or '''CHILD PURGE DAY''' is that special time of year we run over [[children]] at twice the rate of any other day of the year. This is largely done as a means of [[abortion|population control]] dressed up as a fun filled, candy scarfing, spooky festival of giggles and laughter... at least up until the point at which your child winds up permanently plastered across the pavement like a [[pain|bright red jelly stain]].  Every day for the rest of your life, whenever you get behind the wheel of a [[car]] and look at the road... you'll see their squashed little faces, heads popped open like a grape, their brains smeared all over the roadway.  You can take comfort, though, in your ritual sacrifice to [[Satan]] himself, knowing your dead children will help bring forth a bountiful harvest and keep demons from Dahmering your goats or... some crazy assed [[shit nobody cares about|Pagan shit]].
IF YOU WANT PIECE THEN REPOST EDDIE DZIAL WIKI AND REMOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT DONNY LONG. EDDIE IS A NOBODY HOMOSEXUAL WITH AIDS HIDING IN HIS MOTHERS HOUSE IN ATHENS GREECE THAT MADE THE DONNY LONG WIKI AND HE HAS ZERO POWER. I HAVE THE PORNWIKILEAKS.COM ARMY AND WILL HAVE MY ARMY KEEP COMING BACK TILL YOU DO AS I SAY.


Don't worry about taking any responsibility for your dead children either, because the [[media]], the [[police]], hell even the [[government]] has got you covered!  Throughout the whole month of October they'll constantly cram into your vacuous little head every irrational, nonsensical, completely improbable, [[transexuals|statistically irrelevant]] danger and urban legend they can think of to completely distract you from the fact that having your spergbrood ground into the asphalt is the leading cause of [[death]] amongst the ankle biter population.


From razors and glass embedded into [[candy]], to poisoned treats, to horrifically dangerous [[marijuana]] edibles that will do... absolutely nothing actually; but apparently law enforcement agencies across the country feel inclined to [[government|waste millions of dollars]] in tax payer money trying to warn you of the completely nonexistent danger of getting high on a totally non-addictive substance that's utterly impossible to overdose on.
'''Eddie Dzial ''' born Real Name '''Edward Bernard Przydzial ''' aka pornstarbrand aka Porn Star Brand aka Emerald City Records aka Emerald City Productions aka Lawson J. Denning is a '''HIV+''' online troll and stalker and CHILD RAPIST that claimed to be a pornstar and was posting porn pix of himself everywhere but it was reveled in 2018 that this dumb faggot was good at photoshop from countless hours sitting stalking real porn stars online.


For anyone not under the age of 16, Halloween is a time to revel in extensive debauchery. It is highly encouraged you get absolutely [[alcohol|shitfaced]], wear next to nothing, and [[vomit]] on hot sluts before attempting to drive home drunk, [[forever alone|alone and empty inside]]. With any luck you'll inadvertently go crotch biscuit bowling with your car and purge at least six or eight of the snot faced little hellspawns.
He has no life and has countless EPIC fails in life which e will detail below. He has never a real [[Pornographic whore|pornographic whore]], and [[Hooker|Hooker]] and he failed and did all he could to shame the Przydzial family name along with the Liczbinski family name. Find out more about this persons life before porn by looking at the porn stars real name page [[Edward Przydzial]] Born Date Of Birth:  Contact email:  Twiter:  


==Children==
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[[File:Halloween sex google.png|thumb|300px|Due to recent events, [[bullshit| children should be safer this Halloween.]]]]
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Halloween is one of the favorite holidays for most [[children]] - combining the candy from [[Easter]] with the undeserved presents from [[Christmas]]. Responsible adults should always be safe on Halloween while making sure the children have fun:
[[File:Edward-Bernard-Przydzial-gay.png|thumb|200px|right|The only real porn Edward ever did was gay porn]]
*Wait until nightfall.
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*Dress them up so nobody will recognize them.
*Force them to walk around in a sea of children no one is supervising.
*Travel to a stranger's house.
*Allow the children to ask them for candy.
*Threaten to vandalize their homes if they don't.
*The creepier the house and its occupants look - the better.
*Amp them up with sugar.
*Devil's night, watch 'em empty houses go ablaze (devil's night being the night before Halloween, newfag).


==Costumes==
==Edward Bernard Przydzial FAMILY INFO==
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Edward had a daughter named [[Elizabeth Brittany Liczbinski]] that was taken away from him when after he was arrested for kid napping and raping her and her mother which was also Edward's wife named [[Maria Przydzial]]. Both his daughter and his exwife now have the kyriakaki last name which is the last name of the arresting officer that arrested Edward for kid napping them and then married Maria and changed both her name and her Edwards kid. Elizabeth Brittany Liczbinski is her name now and her mom is Maria Liczbinski and Elizabeth wants nothing to do with her real father Edward Przydzial.
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File:Kids-halloween-costumes.jpg|The sort of half-assed shit you see nowadays.


File:Traditional halloween costumes.jpg|That's more like it. Still not right though.
==Edward Bernard Przydzial Is Poopboy==
There is a mentally ill sicko that runs around the net covering himself in poop and posting pix online and after carful research it was discovered from some hidden pix found in one of Eddies online profiles and him mentioning Poopboy that Edward is the Poopboy. One look at Edward and you can see it makes perfect sense.
[[File:Poopboy aka Eddie Dzial aka Edward Bernard Przydzial.png|thumb|center|400px|Eddie loves poop in his mouth and loves eating poop]]


File:A traditional halloween.jpg|Full marks


File:Loli costume.jpg|You can buy your loli daughter this at '''Party City'''. Dead goldfish for her pockets not included.
==Edward Bernard Przydzial HIV Positive==
Edward Bernard Przydzial has been caught faking HIV test and also taking pills that make a HIV test give a false negative and he was black balled in the porn industry by all the agents for this. Now he tries to book girls off Craigslist to fuck them on camera giving them his AIDS.


File:Mlp halloween.jpg|The '''Party City''' philosophy.  ''"Teach her to be a little slut when she's young"''
[[Image:Edward-Bernard-Przydzial-HIV-Positive-Test.jpg|Edward Bernard Przydzial Positive HIV Test]]


File:20181028 193430.jpg| '''Party City''' says ''"Be like Muhammed and get them breeding before they start bleeding"''
==Eddie Dzial Porn Videos==
[http://www.pornwikileaks.com/porn/search?search_query=Eddie+Dzial&search_type=videos Search Eddie Dzial  Porn Videos]
==Message Board and talk==
[http://www.pornwikileaks.com/forum/tags.php?tag=Eddie+Dzial Eddie Dzial Talk Tag Search]


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==Eddie Dzial Family and Friends==


It is common for [[Loli|children in the 6-10 year-old demographic]] to dress up for Halloween, usually as ghosts, demons, witches, ghouls, vampires and other similar things. However, costumes which have literally fuck-all to do with Halloween such as pirates and fairies are unfortunately common. This is one of the easier ways to spot a [[concerned mother]].  
Estranged from his family after he was recognized in porn. Abused his partner [[Maria Kyriakaki]] physically and verbally for many years until she found the strength and courage to leave him.


[[Weaboo]]s and other types of [[otakukin|virgins]] like to take advantage of the holiday to dress up as their favorite game or [[animu]] star which helps them to cope with their own unfulfilled desires of being unable get their parents to drive them to conventions so they can roleplay with other game and animu fags.
==Eddie Dzial Biography==


[[Image:Lolifurry111.jpg|thumb|right|200px|One of the few times no one complains about furries is on Halloween.]]
Eddie Dzial remains employed as a steady loser at life but can still be found in his spare time stalking and harassing innocent people online, uttering death threats and in general being a complete psycho. Eddie Dzial's closest friends and family predict he will take his own life or the cop's will take his life in an intense shootout as he as previously written about in his pink secret diary.  


===[[Furries]] & [[Otherkin]]===
==Eddie Dzial Pornography career==
Traditionally Halloween is the time of year evil spirits and chthonic monsters rise up from the abyss to walk among the living - such is also the case with furries and otherkin. Because Halloween is the one time of year [[mundanes|normal people]] dress up as [[werewolves]], demons and [[vampires]] it is easy for the usual sick fucks to rise up from their [[Basement-dweller|underground lair]] to pretend they are normal. [[Adult babies]] have also been known to turn up at this time of year. Although they may look the same as others, they will still act their same faggy way, so pay close attention.


Most worryingly [[alcohol]] is often served at Halloween parties and stolen by [[stoned]] [[teenagers]]. If [[you]] become intoxicated at this dangerous time of year it is easy to become an unwitting victim in a [[yiff]] pile.
Eddie Dzial is a failed pornstar who flunked out and could not even make it as a POV content producer. Eddie is said to have been verbally abusive and psychically abusive at times to the girls in his scenes, trying to make them do things against their will and paying them much less than what they are used to. This behavior of his has lead to his forced departure from porn but not before he could stoop low enough to pop off at his faghole and rip off a lot of well known people.


=== [[Woman|Women]] Most Notably The College Girl ===
==Eddie Dzial Hooking/escorting==


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Eddie Dzial denies it to this day but he has been seen several times skating down Hollywood Blvd in roller skates wearing a tube top and booty shorts ready to sell his ass.


If you have a decent body, the whole goal is for you to find the smallest, tightest, sluttiest costume you can fit into that can be removed and put back on you easily, if you're lucky you won't need to know why or remember it.  While at the Halloween party remember to do your damnedest to look like a whore, act like a whore, drink like a whore and pass out between 60 to 90 minutes into the party after 6 or 7 drinks because this is the first time you've been to a party and ever drank [[alcohol]] in your life.
===Eddie Dzial Risky Gay Bareback Sex/Selling His Ass/AIDS/Hepatitis C===
Go on.  [[YOLO]], bitch. Btw, remember to stick to sweet drinks, that way you won't taste the saltiness of the GHB.  These are your [[college]]
years, go out, have fun and remember the [[Douchebag|Frat Boy]] code: it's easier for her to bury the [[truth]] when she has no memory of it.<br>
Hopefully you're good and drunk so that you won't wake up when you get dragged to the basement, or an out of sight room, making this a night to remember for some [[nerd]] and all his friends on [[Twitter]] when he entertains them with a live feed.  For the next 4 years everyone will know about that heart shaped mole you have just above your [[vagina|cooze]].<br>
[[PROTIP]]: stock up on [[Abortion|The Morning After Pill]] and revel in your new found infamy.  You're a certified [[slut]] now!  When you graduate with your degree in English Literature, you can use this experiance to explain why you are a [[lesbian]] in End-Rhyme poetry that tells how the rug burns on your back (from being dragged) hurt more than your [[vagina]] the day after losing your virginity.<br>
[[DO IT FAGGOT|Go ahead]], cut his balls off metaphorically.  Revel in knowing that he might read this when you suggest that you were secretly awake as you let the ink fly informing the literary world, all 3 of your family members, that he failed himself as a man and you as a woman.  Before you end, don't forget the call to your Lesbian sisters to castrate their sons and brothers to finally cure this male insanity.<br>
Look at that.  Just like a Harold Robbins novel.  One Halloween spent as a slut and your whole life is mapped out for you.
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[[File:Edward-Bernard-Przydzial-gay.png|thumb|center|400px|Eddie sells his ass for $20 during one of his frequent West Hollywood romps]]
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[[File:Eddie-dzial-best-gay.jpg|thumb|center|400px|Eddie loves letting men do this to him in public at gay bars in the wide open]]
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=== The ED Do It Yourself Costume Guide ===
==Eddie Dzial Forum Activity/Twitter==


** <B>The David Carradine</b> You will need a plastic bag, duct tape and Vaseline.<br>
Eddie Dzial registered to the PWL forums under the "deep throat" handle in February 2016 and was banned in April 2016. Edweird's two month stay on the forum was not for nothing as he averaged 8.54 forum posts per day and had a total of 539 posts at the time of his banning. Most of his time spent on the forum was time wasted but that did not stop the loon from spamming the forum, instigating arguments between long-time contributors to the site, and veering all other threads off-topic à la [[Knockworstface]].
Take the plastic bag and put it over your head. Using the duct tape, make a tight seal around your neck, and using the Vaseline, quickly start playing with your dick until you pass out and die. Bonus points if you sport lingerie and heels. <br>


After his deep throat account was permanently banned, Eddie registered the name "informant" on the PWL forums and went on a similar posting binge all day on April 15, posting around 50 times within a few hours. Once again, he was banned after insulting Donny Long.


** '''The Human Torch''' You will need oily rags and a lighter<br>
===Eddie Dzial VS Donny Long===
Take the oily rags and pin them to your clothes.  Use lighter to set self on fire.  If you're black, start running down the street and this instantly becomes the [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6yLdJQNMoc '''Michael Jackson''']  If you're black and playing MJ, lucky you because your goal is to get life flighted to a burn unit.  If you're white or azn playing the Human Torch, you must run into a highly combustible building like a paper factory or meth lab and cause it to burn down.<br>


After he was called a Straight Male Porn God on the PWL forums, Eddie let it go to his head and thought it gave him a license to push around members of the site and to make arrogant and unrealistic demands. Eddie continued spamming the forum, making arrogant demands to have his wiki removed while attacking PWL contributors and '''The Donny Long Armed Forces'''. When his requests were denied as the site is run by the public and Eddie did not ask the wiki editors if they could tone down his page, he took his anger out on Donny Long and photo-shopped a fake medical document and posted many other libelous statements about the 1,000 scene straight porn veteran. Eddie was again permanently banned from the PWL forums and worse for him, he pissed off Donny Long and earned himself his very own forum, '''edwardbernardprzydzial.com.''' Eddie's wiki has also seen a jump in traffic since his outburst.


** '''The [[nigger|Inner-city Man of Color]]''' You will only need a hoodie and shoe polish<br>
===Eddie Dzial Child Rapist and Pedophile===
Paint your skin black using the shoe polish.  Don the hoodie, go outside, and scream, '''"Fuck You Pig!!!"''' to a cop.  Get shot.<br>


After being kicked up and down the internet by Donny Long, a frustrated Edward Dzial began threatening to stalk and harass Donny's 2 innocent children. There is simply no line that this Polack scumbag will not cross.


**'''The [[white devil|Suburban White Man]]''' You will need movie quality caucasian face paints, khakis, and a wig.<br>
===Eddie Dzial Reaction To His Wiki===
As a black man, take caucasian paints and make up to make yourself up to look white, don't forget your wig.  Watch your credit score jump to 700.  Even better, walk into a bank carrying a brief case and go crazy with how many loans you are offered. <br>


Eddie's spamming of the PWL forum was caused by the fact that he was upset about this wiki and had a desire to ask for this wiki to be toned down or deleted, claiming what is on this page is false. When his requests were denied, he attacked Donny Long with the same libel that he claims he has been a victim of on this web site. When PWL forum members attempted to cut a deal with Dzial, he claimed he was a victim of extortion. Once again, his appeal was denied and it was announced by the PWL big wigs that this wiki will stay on the internet until Eddie is old and grey.


** '''The Timothy Leary''' You will need a <s>1/4 Kilo of Weed</s> [[at least 9000]] micrograms of [[LSD]], a 1960s Beatles style jacket with a Chinese collar, and vintage bell bottom jeans.<br>
==Eddie Dzial Criminal Harassment==
Dress yourself up in the classic clothes.  Ingest all the LSD (preferably by enema) then file a lolsuit against the U.S. Government to legalize all drugs.<br>


'''Edward Przydzial Criminal Harassment Incident and Court Data'''


** '''[[ComicGate|The SJW]]''' <br>
'''Criminal Harassment complaint filed: 10/08/2009'''
Get a job at [[Wolverine|Marvel Comics]].  Bring diversity to comics.  When their sales tank, blame the readers via social media for being closed minded idiots.<br>


'''Incident number: 9027336'''


** '''The Male Porn Actor''' You will need a bag of nuts and glue.<br>
'''Criminal Harassment court application filed: 10/15/2009'''
Break up all the nuts you can and then glue these busted nuts to your face and back.  Voila, you just finished filming a gay porn.
Really commit to your costume by only wearing a jock.  You're allowed to stuff it, it is Halloween.<br>


'''Application number: 10150901'''


** '''The [[An Hero]]''' You will need a gun or another suitable weapon.<br>
'''Hearing: 11/09/2009'''
Wait for the middle hours of candy begging when the most kids are out.  Go [[insane|batshit crazy]] and start killing kids (ingesting K2 or PCP beforehand is very helpful).  Try to get the high-score.  Just before the [[police]] close in on you, kill yourself.
If you're really planning on this costume, how about you forget about the kids, pin a note to your chest that says,  ''"I'm an Halloween an hero,"'' and kill yourself in front of a sizeable group of children while sitting in a lawn chair, on your porch, with a bowl of candy in your lap.<br>


===Race Costume Gallery===
'''Outcome: Edward Przydzial failed to appear - Issued to Criminal Complaint.'''
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==[[Movies]]==
'''Arraignment: 12/29/2009'''
Another Halloween tradition is the viewing of [[horror]] films. The horror genre is perfect for this holiday, for it tends to usually revolve around the same subject matter, as well as being just as tasteless. Christian [[wimmin|pussies]] tend to shy away from such films, and have even gone as far as to say that they'll become [[Lol Wut?|demonically possessed if they watch them]].


==Poisoned Candy==
'''Outcome: Edward Przydzial failed to appear - Warrant issued for arrest.'''
[[File:Razorblade In Candy.jpg|thumb|left|Not all candy is poisoned. Some of it is just full of hidden razorblades.]]
[[File:Cocaine.jpg|right|thumb|Ever wonder why pixie sticks are so addictive?]]


Aside from pretending to be a witch or vampire (which is only acceptable for kids under 14) the main treat on Halloween is candy, even after being told for the rest of the year [[pedophile|it's wrong to take sweets from strangers]].
==Eddie Dzial Quotes==


[[Some argue]] stories of poisoned candy are just [[bullshit|urban legends]] to make Halloween seem more scary. This is a lie. During the 1970s many children died from eating home-made sweets laced with drugs or poison - including 5-year-old Kevin Tostan who ate candy containing heroin. Luckily [[concerned mother|vigilant parents]] are able to spot these dangerous sweets as they all bear a distinctive blue star. If [[you]] receive an e-mail about such sweets distribute them as quickly as possible.
'''Edward Przydzial Quotes'''


===Timothy O'Brian===
''"i will TEAR into you and your life like no other and trust me kunt face others have tried and been CRUSHED by my tactics... you will not win rev ole boy..."''
[http://archive.fo/zXBpn In 1974 8-year-old Timothy O'Brian died after eating a Halloween sweet laced with cyanide]. His father claimed he received the treat from a house in Texas - but when police investigated the house, it turned out to be abandoned. It also turned out the boy's father had taken out $20,000 life insurance policy on his son and had attempted to poison him and was due to be executed on Halloween 1982.
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==Religions==
''"why don't you get a life you loser. i'm still laughing at your police and law suit threats... you must need money talkin' you gonna sue me. you ain't suing donkey dick fool... your lawyer scares me. ROTFLMAO... jackass."''
[[File:Pagan Halloween 3.PNG|thumb|right|220px|Damn those [[Christians]] for screwing with our religion.]]
===[[Pagan|Pagans]]===
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|Halloween. That was the eve of Samhain ... firstborn children were sacrificed ... Samhain eve was a night of dread and danger.|National Geographic (1977).


|Therefore we cannot too highly appreciate our debt to the Romans for having put an end to this monstrous cult, whereby to murder a man was an act of the greatest devoutness, and to eat his flesh most beneficial.|Pliny ''Natural History''.
''"i feel sorry for your fake hippy ass you dirty filthy protesting faggot.
the war has just begun pickfucker. get ready."''


|Since they are man-eaters as well as heavy eaters, and since, further, they count it an honorable thing, when their fathers die, to devour them, and openly to have intercourse, not only with the other women, but also with their mothers and sisters.|Strabo ''Geography''.
''"john tyler... you're a piece of shit and when you come on you to los angeles i'd like to see how good your army training was... like face to face. see army guys like you are so big and bad ass tough... have fun rev ole boy. what goes around punk mother fucking bitch goes around so come out to california and look ole eddie up. let's see how good your hand to hand is chump."''


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''"why would a marine be so afraid of "eddie the boogie man"? i mean a 'tough marine' like rev tyler the "war hero" should have no problem coming out to hollywood and tracking ole eddie down."''


[[At least 100|A few hundred years ago]] Pagans would celebrate the end of summer by honoring the dead - mainly by adding a few more dead people. Human sacrifice was the main event of Halloween. [[You]] will notice the above quotes come not from fundamentalist Jesus freaks but from magazines and books dedicated to science and history. Modern pagans will tell you this is a lie - but would you rather believe reputable journalists and historians or a [[16 year old girls|16 year old]] [[wiccan]] who believes [[DivineAngel|she can cast hexes]]?
''"a true "marine" would have much thicker skin."''
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===[[Christians]]===
==Eddie Dzial Awards==
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Dzial could not afford the Greyhound to Las Vegas and back every year to catch a first-hand glimpse of the awards.
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|I think we ought to close Halloween down. Do you want your children to dress up as witches? The Druids used to dress up like this when they were doing human sacrifice ... The children are acting out Satanic rituals and participating in it, and don't even realize it.|Pat Robertson <i>The 700 Club</i>


|The Bible says they were to stone the person for enticing - not because they had been worshiping. That is strict! So what should our response be to those who want us to go trick or treating with them or to celebrate any holiday that has a basis in paganism? We are not to do so.|[http://archive.fo/YygN2 BTW astrology and Christmas trees are evil too.]
==References==


|Instead of celebrating, what's a Christian to do on Satan's feast day? PRAY! Intercession and spiritual warfare should be the first item on our agenda. It is NOT a last resort!|[http://www.christiananswers.net/q-eden/halloween.html Pray for the occultists].
== External links ==


|It's Halloween. To most people it seems like harmless fun. But, beneath Halloween's candy coating is a history of diabolical evil, evil that is directly connected to the occult and Satanism, evil that you need to be warned of!|[http://logosresourcepages.org/Holidays/halloween.htm#THE HARM OF HALLOWEEN Like eating too much candy.]
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* [http://revtyler.blogspot.com/2010/01/edward-przydzial-criminal-harassment.html Rev Tyler]


===Those Crazy Bible-Thumpers===
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It would seem that a group of [[Christfag|baby sprinklers]] have come up with a more "wholesome" alternative for Halloween. Lulz is sure to ensue. The video below is a accurate explantation, as authorized by the [[Rape|Pope]]
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Christians do not celebrate Halloween as they despise anything which resembles fun. Because they are not allowed to dress up and eat candy, Christians celebrate Halloween by [http://rawstory.com/2009/10/n-c-church-to-burn-satans-books-including-works-of-mother-theresa/ burning evil books], including books written by the Pope and Mother Teresa and Bibles (except the King James version).
 
[[Some argue]] November the 1st - ''All Saint's Day'' - has been combined with Halloween to remember the souls of the dead, especially dead martyred Christians, so there is nothing immoral about celebrating Halloween. Despite this, the day is pretty much ignored by non-Catholics since it's mostly a boring version of [[Mexico|Day of the Dead]].
 
===[[Satanists]]===
[[File:Satanist halloween 2.PNG|thumb|right|Get your own fucking holiday.]]
[[File:Satanist halloween 1.PNG|thumb|right|A [[satanist]] admires his [[Saddam Hussein|dark lord and master]].]]
 
{{quote|Two major holidays, HALLOWEEN and Walpurgisnacht are celebrated by the Church of Satan.|Anton LaVey{{jew}}, Founder of the Church of Satan.}}
 
Satanists celebrate Halloween not because they are pagans, but because they hate [[Christfags]]. [[Divide by zero|Although not all Satanists are pagans, all pagans are Satanists]]. While pagans pretend to be ashamed of their brutal and bloody past, Satanists relish it and frequently commit gruesome murders in the name of [[Ebola-chan|Lucifer]].
 
Anton LaVey also died on Halloween. [[Coincidence]]?
 
<small>Yes - he actually died on October 29th but the date was changed on his death certificate to make him look more [[Poser|hardcore]].</small>
 
But [[Hitler]] really did die on Walpurgisnacht. Coincidence? Not likely, since it was a suicide. The [[Nazi mysticism|rest of it]] is bullshit.
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===SPECIAL MENTION===
====Amanda Knox====
[[File:Amanda Knox.jpg|thumb|right|[[Amanda Knox]] a.k.a. '''Foxy Knoxy'''. And yes, she's over 18.]]
In Italy, Meredith Kercher was murdered by Amanda Knox on November 1st 2007, proving once again Satanists often get the date wrong. Meredith was killed because she refused to take part in [[threesome|sex games]] with Amanda and her boyfriend - despite the fact Amanda is clearly very fuckable.
 
[http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/europe/article6493655.ece Amanda later confessed to the murder in front of a jury] completely surprised that stabbing someone to death could be so messy.
 
<center>{{morphquote|halloween3|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;
|I heard that she had her throat slit and from what I saw in CSI these things are not quick or pleasant so I said, gosh . . . bleargh . . . this brutality, this death . . . bleargh . . . it really did shock me.|TV lied to me!
 
|I couldn’t be prouder of my daughter. It went very well. We all had a chance to see who Amanda really is.|Amanda's father Curt Knox. [http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/europe/article6493655.ece No really].
 
|Uh they aren't Satanists. They're just devil worshipers. There is a difference.|Carolyn posting on the [[Daily Mail]] article.
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==Video==
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<youtube>hKRTRnJ-Rfs</youtube><br><b>Monster - Cover By Nyanners</b>|
<youtube>STjjwHFW5jY</youtube><br><b>It's The Great Dolemite Charlie Brown!</b>|
<youtube>Fi1uvKQOvdM</youtube><br><b>Michel Gagné's Insanely Twisted Shadow Puppets</b>|
<youtube>tB8D2QZ9lA4</youtube><br><b>Drone Prank</b>|
<youtube>AxjXxz9GZFQ</youtube><br><b>The Halloween Conspiracy</b>}}</center>
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==Galleries==
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Image:Toilet costume.gif|Trick or treat : )
Image:Large pizza.jpg|Halfassed or genius?
Image:Wienerandballsman.jpg|It comes in kid's sizes too.
Image:1224812556611.jpg| HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!!
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Image:Balloon boy costume.jpg|[[Balloon boy]] was all the rage one year.
Image:Zombie Obama Mask.jpg|How to frighten [[Liberals]] and [[conservatives]] at the same time.
Image:Joker costume.jpg|[[Old meme]]
Image:VTechHalloweenCostume.jpg|[[VTech]] Halloween Costume.
Image:LittleManInABoat Costume.jpg|[[Clitoris|Little man in a boat]] costume.
Image:Totally Baked Potato.jpg
Image:black batman halloween costume.jpeg|Dunna dunna Blackman
Image:Chase no face mask by bellemaske.jpg|Nothing [[Chase 'No Face'|compared to the original]].
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Image:Jesuschristhowhorrifyingbazinga.png|[[TBBT|Bazinga!]]
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Image:Pikachu costume.jpg
Image:Sockman costume.jpg
Image:Historical Halloween Costume.jpg|thumb|Back in the old days, Halloween costumes used to look like this. Genuinely fucking creepy.
Image:Halloween_at_elderly_home.jpg|thumb|However, the [[old|elderly]] are reviving the old traditions of genuine fucking creepy
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Image:Fucking ugly werewolf constume.jpg|All the better to eat you out my dear ...
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Image:zipper face girl halloween costume.jpeg|Candy or gtfo
Image:Genericamericanboy.jpg|Liberal Halloween ideas
Image:Condom costume.jpg
Image:Costumed Pedo Snatches Babby.jpg|[[Child abduction]] has never been easier than on Halloween!
Image:suicidal bomber kid halloween costume.jpeg|For Allah
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Image:Babyburger.jpg|Neverland security would call this the McJackson
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Image:Pumpkin pumper.gif|This man came <strike>as</strike> in a pumpkin
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Image:Vidya On Halloween.jpg|/v/ on Halloween.
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Image:Michael Jackson Thriller.jpg|Nowadays, [[Michael Jackson]] will look even more authentic.
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Image:Scream Mask.jpg|French kiss?
Image:Jason jacks off on halloween.jpg|Some people go out partying this week. [[You]] will be at home alone [[fapping]] (nothing unusual).
Image:VampireFleshlight.jpg|And to help you ...
Image:Frankenpenis.jpg|With extra nuts.
Image:Pumpkin's life.jpg
Image:Funny-Halloween-Meme-3.jpg
Image:Nosferatu-yesferatu-classic-vampirememe-18123884.png
Image:Pedos_-_Plushiphile_Bait.jpg|This looks like a safe house!
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Image:Now_do_you_remember_by_deaddeaddeaddead.jpg
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Image:Honest_candy.jpg|Honest Candy Labels
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==External Links==
[[File:Jimmy savile pumpkin lantern halloween.jpg|thumb|right|300px|No good can come of [[Jimmy Savile|someone born on Halloween...]]]]
*[http://archive.fo/2s9xo What to do if you run into trouble on Halloween]
*[http://archive.fo/KGWAF Hanged doll turns out to be real]
*[http://uk.askmen.com/top_10/dating_150/178_dating_list.html Sex positions for Halloween]
*[http://archive.fo/bmV0I Retarded halloween costumes]
*[http://archive.fo/XvBNl This year go as Balloon boy!]
*{{ytlink|l8Qcc9Nw-Z0|Really cool costume}}
*[http://www.theonion.com/content/video/in_the_know_has_halloween_become Has Halloween become over-commercialized?]
 
== See Also ==
*[[Olchai]]
*[[Halloween franchise]]
*[[Goth]]
*[[Monsters By State]]
*[[Necrophilia]]
*[[Creepypasta]]
*[[Cosplay]]
*[[Anthony 'A-Log' LoGatto/Fanfiction/31 Tricks, 31 Treats|31 Tricks, 31 Treats]] - a [[DO NOT WANT|terrifying]] series of Halloween tales from [[A-Log|a master of the disturbing fiction]].
*[[Yamanote Halloween Train]]
*[[Hauntings]]
*[[User:Andrés/special/2012halloween/alt|ED's Halloween theme]]
*[[Cultural Appropriation]]
*[[Zombie]]
*[[Skeleton]]
*[[Witch]]
 
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Revision as of 13:01, 1 November 2018

@eddotse on twitter PROMISED yesterday EDDIE DZIAL WIKI WAS NOT GOING TO BE REMOVED AND ASSHOLE EDDIE IS NOT THE ONE SPAMMING YOUR SITE AND TAKING YOUR HOST DOWN. I AM! IF YOU DONT PUT HIS WIKI BACK UP I WONT STOP. DO IT NOW MOTHER FUCKER IM DONE PLAYING GAMES WITH YOU. I GOT AN EMAIL BACK ABOUT YOUR REAL HOST. #DONNYLONGALWAYSWINS


IF YOU WANT PIECE THEN REPOST EDDIE DZIAL WIKI AND REMOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT DONNY LONG. EDDIE IS A NOBODY HOMOSEXUAL WITH AIDS HIDING IN HIS MOTHERS HOUSE IN ATHENS GREECE THAT MADE THE DONNY LONG WIKI AND HE HAS ZERO POWER. I HAVE THE PORNWIKILEAKS.COM ARMY AND WILL HAVE MY ARMY KEEP COMING BACK TILL YOU DO AS I SAY.


Eddie Dzial born Real Name Edward Bernard Przydzial aka pornstarbrand aka Porn Star Brand aka Emerald City Records aka Emerald City Productions aka Lawson J. Denning is a HIV+ online troll and stalker and CHILD RAPIST that claimed to be a pornstar and was posting porn pix of himself everywhere but it was reveled in 2018 that this dumb faggot was good at photoshop from countless hours sitting stalking real porn stars online.

He has no life and has countless EPIC fails in life which e will detail below. He has never a real pornographic whore, and Hooker and he failed and did all he could to shame the Przydzial family name along with the Liczbinski family name. Find out more about this persons life before porn by looking at the porn stars real name page Edward Przydzial Born Date Of Birth: Contact email: Twiter:

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The only real porn Edward ever did was gay porn

Edward Bernard Przydzial FAMILY INFO

Edward had a daughter named Elizabeth Brittany Liczbinski that was taken away from him when after he was arrested for kid napping and raping her and her mother which was also Edward's wife named Maria Przydzial. Both his daughter and his exwife now have the kyriakaki last name which is the last name of the arresting officer that arrested Edward for kid napping them and then married Maria and changed both her name and her Edwards kid. Elizabeth Brittany Liczbinski is her name now and her mom is Maria Liczbinski and Elizabeth wants nothing to do with her real father Edward Przydzial.


Edward Bernard Przydzial Is Poopboy

There is a mentally ill sicko that runs around the net covering himself in poop and posting pix online and after carful research it was discovered from some hidden pix found in one of Eddies online profiles and him mentioning Poopboy that Edward is the Poopboy. One look at Edward and you can see it makes perfect sense.

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Eddie loves poop in his mouth and loves eating poop


Edward Bernard Przydzial HIV Positive

Edward Bernard Przydzial has been caught faking HIV test and also taking pills that make a HIV test give a false negative and he was black balled in the porn industry by all the agents for this. Now he tries to book girls off Craigslist to fuck them on camera giving them his AIDS.

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Eddie Dzial Family and Friends

Estranged from his family after he was recognized in porn. Abused his partner Maria Kyriakaki physically and verbally for many years until she found the strength and courage to leave him.

Eddie Dzial Biography

Eddie Dzial remains employed as a steady loser at life but can still be found in his spare time stalking and harassing innocent people online, uttering death threats and in general being a complete psycho. Eddie Dzial's closest friends and family predict he will take his own life or the cop's will take his life in an intense shootout as he as previously written about in his pink secret diary.

Eddie Dzial Pornography career

Eddie Dzial is a failed pornstar who flunked out and could not even make it as a POV content producer. Eddie is said to have been verbally abusive and psychically abusive at times to the girls in his scenes, trying to make them do things against their will and paying them much less than what they are used to. This behavior of his has lead to his forced departure from porn but not before he could stoop low enough to pop off at his faghole and rip off a lot of well known people.

Eddie Dzial Hooking/escorting

Eddie Dzial denies it to this day but he has been seen several times skating down Hollywood Blvd in roller skates wearing a tube top and booty shorts ready to sell his ass.

Eddie Dzial Risky Gay Bareback Sex/Selling His Ass/AIDS/Hepatitis C

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Eddie sells his ass for $20 during one of his frequent West Hollywood romps
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Eddie loves letting men do this to him in public at gay bars in the wide open

Eddie Dzial Forum Activity/Twitter

Eddie Dzial registered to the PWL forums under the "deep throat" handle in February 2016 and was banned in April 2016. Edweird's two month stay on the forum was not for nothing as he averaged 8.54 forum posts per day and had a total of 539 posts at the time of his banning. Most of his time spent on the forum was time wasted but that did not stop the loon from spamming the forum, instigating arguments between long-time contributors to the site, and veering all other threads off-topic à la Knockworstface.

After his deep throat account was permanently banned, Eddie registered the name "informant" on the PWL forums and went on a similar posting binge all day on April 15, posting around 50 times within a few hours. Once again, he was banned after insulting Donny Long.

Eddie Dzial VS Donny Long

After he was called a Straight Male Porn God on the PWL forums, Eddie let it go to his head and thought it gave him a license to push around members of the site and to make arrogant and unrealistic demands. Eddie continued spamming the forum, making arrogant demands to have his wiki removed while attacking PWL contributors and The Donny Long Armed Forces. When his requests were denied as the site is run by the public and Eddie did not ask the wiki editors if they could tone down his page, he took his anger out on Donny Long and photo-shopped a fake medical document and posted many other libelous statements about the 1,000 scene straight porn veteran. Eddie was again permanently banned from the PWL forums and worse for him, he pissed off Donny Long and earned himself his very own forum, edwardbernardprzydzial.com. Eddie's wiki has also seen a jump in traffic since his outburst.

Eddie Dzial Child Rapist and Pedophile

After being kicked up and down the internet by Donny Long, a frustrated Edward Dzial began threatening to stalk and harass Donny's 2 innocent children. There is simply no line that this Polack scumbag will not cross.

Eddie Dzial Reaction To His Wiki

Eddie's spamming of the PWL forum was caused by the fact that he was upset about this wiki and had a desire to ask for this wiki to be toned down or deleted, claiming what is on this page is false. When his requests were denied, he attacked Donny Long with the same libel that he claims he has been a victim of on this web site. When PWL forum members attempted to cut a deal with Dzial, he claimed he was a victim of extortion. Once again, his appeal was denied and it was announced by the PWL big wigs that this wiki will stay on the internet until Eddie is old and grey.

Eddie Dzial Criminal Harassment

Edward Przydzial Criminal Harassment Incident and Court Data

Criminal Harassment complaint filed: 10/08/2009

Incident number: 9027336

Criminal Harassment court application filed: 10/15/2009

Application number: 10150901

Hearing: 11/09/2009

Outcome: Edward Przydzial failed to appear - Issued to Criminal Complaint.

Arraignment: 12/29/2009

Outcome: Edward Przydzial failed to appear - Warrant issued for arrest.

Eddie Dzial Quotes

Edward Przydzial Quotes

"i will TEAR into you and your life like no other and trust me kunt face others have tried and been CRUSHED by my tactics... you will not win rev ole boy..."

"why don't you get a life you loser. i'm still laughing at your police and law suit threats... you must need money talkin' you gonna sue me. you ain't suing donkey dick fool... your lawyer scares me. ROTFLMAO... jackass."

"i feel sorry for your fake hippy ass you dirty filthy protesting faggot. the war has just begun pickfucker. get ready."

"john tyler... you're a piece of shit and when you come on you to los angeles i'd like to see how good your army training was... like face to face. see army guys like you are so big and bad ass tough... have fun rev ole boy. what goes around punk mother fucking bitch goes around so come out to california and look ole eddie up. let's see how good your hand to hand is chump."

"why would a marine be so afraid of "eddie the boogie man"? i mean a 'tough marine' like rev tyler the "war hero" should have no problem coming out to hollywood and tracking ole eddie down."

"a true "marine" would have much thicker skin."

Eddie Dzial Awards

Dzial could not afford the Greyhound to Las Vegas and back every year to catch a first-hand glimpse of the awards.

References

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