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| [[Image:Pyrocynical look-a-like.png|thumb|200px|No difference?]]
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| '''Pyrocynical''', better known as '''Pyro[[dick|intesical]]''' and '''Pyro([[pedo|didnotconsent]])ical''' ([[Powerword: Niall Comas) is a lesbian, talentless online commentator and YouTube's content-creating [[Britfag]]. He is often known for his [[boring|commentary videos longer than 20 minutes featuring trend-relating content]]. This is so that he can be relevant for five days by making a shitty content for every one or two months, but will you still watch his content, [[no|would you]]? He is basically similar to [[Pewdiepie]]. The only [[truth|difference]] is that Jewdiepie doesn't need cancer memes to be added to almost 80% of his videos. You might expect that making a loooooooooong commentary that no one would watch is a waste of time. Well, you're wrong. He earned $4 millions in net worth from the production of such a lame, unfunny commentaries.
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| He's known for simping the internet camwhore known as [[Belle Delphine]]. Pyro bought her bath water, drinks her piss, and just shows out how much of a [[simp|degenerate cuck]] he is. This was him despite previously dating Hyojin Choi (squizzy).
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| ==Rise into Stardom==
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| Niall used to be a hippy 12-year-old who made [[MLG]] montage videos while he had his eyes covered in cum (and also in drugs). [[Some argue|Some people]] consider this as the small boost that led to his popularity, as well with other things, although to be honest he didn't really bring anything new. His videos were quite generic, yet they were quite [[unfunny|funny]] (before the meme got stale), and gained millions of views.
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| This was until MLG was done being milked. Niall will think outside the box to come up with an "[[shit|original]]" idea. The idea was to copy [[LeafyIsHere]], with a cancer clickbait thumbnails that can 'bait' horny [[12-year-old]] from fapping. Instead, they're brought into a boring commentary video done by a 17-year-old covering it. Now his poor fanbase will have to watch his old videos without getting their 3-inch cock hard. On October 30, 2015, he posted his first commentary video titled "IT'S JUST A PRANK BRO". In the first video, he mentioned that he should make commentary videos because no one had done so before. By doing so, his commentary amounted to nothing more than watching an [[pseudo-intellectual|18-year-old brainlet]] narrate over YouTube's "GONE WRONG" prank videos. Also, While he was transitioning from montage parodies, and a little bit recently, he sometimes has funny moments. These usually consist of him making stupid voices, or he and his friends telling inside jokes.
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| His face was first revealed in the video uploaded on October 12, 2016, titled "who i'm voting for president (face reveal)". The video is nothing more than watching a drained-out lesbian politically saying that he will be [[libtard|voting]] for [[Hillary Clinton]]. Niall now includes his appearance in most of his videos since the face reveal. He has also collaborated with Memeulous, Dolan Dark, his ex-girlfriend Squizzy, and more.
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| ==Newdz==
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| On January 20, Pyrocynical nudes were leaked on [[4chan]]. The [[Original Poster|OP]] was too much of a dumbass to not leak them from his friend. The post included a series of images proving it was real, but the retard still didn't give out much information on who sent them, other than saying they were friends of Pyro. The person who sent the nudes, however, from several images and hints, was either Hyojin or Ifunnymicheal. But it is likely both.
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| ==Being a Furfag==
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| Not surprisingly, Pyro is a huge furry who hasn't fully come out of the closet yet, as the whole thing was implied when his avatar depicted a [[Regular Show|gay bird known as Mordecai from a supposed animated "comedy" show]], then it was Mordecai wearing an obey hat smoking a blunt and wearing deal-with-it glasses, then it was Mordecai making a weird ass smile or some shit. He then changed his profile picture to an anthropomorphic [[fox]] known as Foxy, from [[Five Nights at Freddy's]]. He then changed his profile picture to be the same animal just in another position. [http://imgur.com/a/DGy8T Here are all his profile pictures explains a lot, doesn't it?]
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| ==Feud with [[Keemstar]]==
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| Somehow, Niall gets into a long-lasting feud with a sex offender known as [[Keemstar]]. The feud began when Niall uploaded a video to YouTube titled "KEEMSTAR RANT", where he suggested that Keem should have added a disclaimer to the video. Keemstar disliked the suggestion and leaked private pictures of him to Twitter. Keemstar posted a video in response, where he stated that Niall told him that he was dating a French minor girl, supposedly because of underage. This was until 39-year-old sex offender decided to block Niall. Since Niall hasn't made a valid response to Keem yet, he uploaded a video titled "My Experience With KEEMSTAR", in which he addressed that Keem was falsely claiming to be a pedophile. The retard then lost and damaged his reputation, losing a thousand subscribers from his "DramaAlert" channel.
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| <youtube>7uREs5GKCdM</youtube><br>
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| '''My Experience With KEEMSTAR'''
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| ==Controversies==
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| ===Ivory Ramsus vs Pyrocynical===
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| On October 29, 2020, a [[pansexual|frying-pan fetishist]] known as Ivory Ramsus claimed that Niall "groomed" him when he was 15. The tweet included screenshots of inappropriate messages sent by a deleted user, who was allegedly Pyro. However, the tweet was ''all'' bullshit due to the wrong dates, the censored parts of his own DMs, and the messages were already deleted from the screenshot. Since [[Common sense|most people]] find it very obvious, she posted alleged proof to prove that his claims are real.
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| [[Image:Ivory Ramsus Tweet.png|center|400px|The gay faggot claiming that Pyro groomed him.]]
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| On November 10, 2020, Ivory claimed that he had sexual conversations with Pyro, despite anything sexual he claimed about Pyro. In an interview with Tommy C, he told that he only referred to himself as a 15-year-old boy because a friend told him to. However, many people have already know it's another bullshit she claimed, to the point where she had a lack of evidence of Pyro admitting Ivory was underage and had previously lied about his own age.
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| After everyone pull out the evidence, Ivory tells them "no ur [[ugly|fine]] idc".
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| ===Turkey Tom===
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| On December 1, 2020, [[Turkey Tom]] uploaded a video titled "Pyrocynical's Lie: Setting The Record Straight", where he proved that Pyrocynical almost knew that Ivory Ramsus was underage. However, everyone's opinion on Pyro suddenly turned opposite, His YouTube channel then lost 90,000 subscribers. A few days later, Turkey Tom followed with an essay titled "Proving Pyrocythical's Guilt: Debunking Every Argument". This was until Niall made a response video, in which he repulsed the argument that he was a groomer and more. This has turned into a huge hate for Turkey Tom, but he managed to get away when his fanbase stop spamming random shit into his channel.
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| <youtube>1C0SckVqH2g</youtube><br>
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| '''My Response'''
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| ==Gallery==
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| File:Pyro Fap Material.jpg| Drawn by a [[brony]], big surprise.
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| File:Pyro X Leafy.jpg| Pyro's wet dream.
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| File:Pyros Wetdream.png|And his second one.
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| FIle:Pyro x LtCorbis.png|Pyro showing his love to [[Brat|LTCorbis]].
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| squizzy_pyro.jpeg|Squizzy (Pyro's ex-girlfriend) also drawn herself fucking Pyrocynical's OC. In fact, she also has drawn NSFW of her friends besides Pyro?
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| </gallery></center>
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| ==See Also==
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| *[[Unwarranted Self-Importance]]
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| *[[13-year-old boys]] - 90% of his fanbase.
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| *[[LeafyIsHere]]
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| *[[Pewdiepie]]
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| *[[Unfunny]]
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| *[[Furfag]] - What he actually is.
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| *[[MLG]] - What he used to upload while in drugs.
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| ==External Links==
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| *{{ytchannel|https://www.youtube.com/c/Pyrocynical/|YouTube channel}}
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| *{{instagram|Pyrocynical|Instagram account}}
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| *{{twitch|Pyrocynical|Twitch channel}}
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| *{{twitter|Pyrocynical|Twitter account}}
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| *{{fb|pyrocynical}}
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| {{ytseries}}
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