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[[Image:Duggarfamily.jpg|thumb|right|[[The Duggars]]: A typical Quiverfull family.]]
[[Image:Duggarfamily.jpg|thumb|[[The Duggars]]: A typical Quiverfull family.]]
"Quiverfull" refers to a movement of [[Fundamentalist]] [[Christian]] [[fucktards]] who are trying to take over the world by having families of [[at least 100]] children the [[sex|old-fashioned way]].  The ultimate [[breeder]] ideology. (Compare [[Lesbian|Childfree]].)


== History ==
"'''Quiverfull'''" refers to a movement of [[Fundamentalist]] [[Christian]] [[fucktards]] who are trying to take over the world by having families of [[at least 100]] children the [[sex|old-fashioned way]].  The ultimate [[breeder]] ideology. (Compare [[Lesbian|Childfree]].)  
In the glory days that were 1980's [[America]], Fundamentalist Christians who had gathered together for their [[convention]] noticed that only like five [[people]] had shown up, presumably because everyone else had stayed home playing [[Atari]], because, well, it was the 1980's, and that's what people did back then, [[fgt]].  Realizing that it was necessary to repopulate their depleted numbers (and because they were trying to raise enough [[money]] for [[pr0n]] and [[beer]]), the group began to consider possibilities.  Proposals included:


#Preaching their message to other, like-minded denominations.
== History ==
#Preaching to local minority communities.  (Since Fundamentalists are all members of the [[Ku Klux Klan]], this proposal was immediately dismissed.)
#Preaching to the poor, the homeless, the destitute. (See reason for dismissal of proposal #2) 
#Preaching to [[Arabs]]. 
#Going home and sticking their [[cocks]] into their wives' [[cunts]] and filling them with their [[cum|white, frothy man goo]] until they had entire armies of super [[inbred]] [[Nazi|Aryan]] robot zombie children with names like "Hester," "[[Oral]]," and "Calvin."  And (here's the [[List of sex moves|shocker]]) getting their wives to ''believe'' they want to be walking brat factories.


[[Image:Rotsofchidrens.jpg|thumb|right|Another typical Quiverfull family.]]
In the glory days that were 1980's [[America]], Fundamentalist Christians who had gathered together for their [[convention]] noticed that only like five [[people]] had shown up, presumably because everyone else had stayed home playing [[Atari]] because, well, it was the 1980's, and that's what people did back then, [[fgt]].  Realizing that it was necessary to repopulate their depleted numbers (and because they were trying to raise enough [[money]] for [[hookers and blow]]), the group began to consider possibilities.  Proposals included:
[[Image:NaziBoy.jpg|thumb|right|Quiverfull indoctrination begins at an early age.]]
 
# Preaching their message to other, like-minded denominations.
# Preaching to local minority communities.  (Since Fundamentalists are obligate members of the [[Ku Klux Klan]], this proposal was immediately dismissed.)
# Preaching to the [[poor]], the homeless, the destitute. (See reason for dismissal of proposal #2) 
# Preaching to [[Arabs]]. 
# Going home and sticking their [[cocks]] into their wives' [[cunts]] and filling them with their [[cum|white, creamy man goo]] until they had entire armies of super [[inbred]] [[Nazi|Aryan]] robot [[zombie]] children with names like "Hester," "[[Oral]]," and "Calvin."  And (here's the [[List of sex moves|shocker]]) getting their wives to ''believe'' they want to be walking brat factories.
 
[[Image:Rotsofchidrens.jpg|thumb|Another typical Quiverfull family.]]
[[Image:NaziBoy.jpg|thumb|Quiverfull indoctrination begins at an early age.]]


== Theology ==
== Theology ==


Quiverfull theology is based on verses from Psalm 127:3-5 (in the [[Bible]] duh):
Quiverfull [[Propaganda|theology]] is based on verses from Psalm 127:3-5 (in the [[Bible]] duh):


''Lo, chidrens are [[An hero|an heritage]] of the [[God|LORD]]:''
''Lo, chidrens are [[An hero|an heritage]] of the [[God|LORD]]:''
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''but they shall speak with the [[Osama|enemies]] in the gate.''
''but they shall speak with the [[Osama|enemies]] in the gate.''


Note from a Jew: This Psalm was just King David dreaming about buttsecks with little boys.  Christians do it wrong.
'''<small>Note from a Jew: This Psalm was just King David dreaming about buttsecks with little boys.  Christians [[doing it wrong|do it wrong]].</small>'''


Other explanation: these are a relic of tribal wars. Arrows, remember, get shot and discarded. They are made to be thrown away. A man has one important child: his eldest son. All of the rest of them are just there to fight (and die fighting) the asshole who lives on the other side of the river and ''his'' tribe.
Translation: these are a relic of [[Native|tribal]] wars. Arrows, remember, get shot and discarded. They are made to be thrown away. A man has one important child: his eldest son. All of the rest of them are just there to fight (and die fighting) the assholes who live on the other side of the river and ''his'' tribe.


== On the Internets ==
== On the Internets ==


Since male adherents of Quiverfull ideology are mostly illiterate, knuckle-dragging [[morons]], most Quiverfull blogs on [[teh]] [[Internets]] are written by [[women]] who spend most of their time bragging about:
Since male adherents of Quiverfull ideology are mostly illiterate, knuckle-dragging, [[Homeschooling|homeschooled]] [[morons|shitwits]], most Quiverfull blogs on [[teh]] [[Internets]] are written by [[women]] who spend most of their time bragging about:


#How many children they have (fewer than 15 is considered shameful),  
# How many children they have (fewer than 15 is considered shameful),  
#How pretty the cover of their home organization binders are,
# How pretty the cover of their home organization binders are,
#Thanking [[Jesus]] for giving them husbands who treat them like [[slaves]]  
# Thanking [[Jesus]] for giving them husbands who treat them like [[slaves]]  
#Mocking "those poor women who don't know Jesus" (i.e., [[feminists]] and wives who haven't submitted to their husbands' repeated requests for [[anal]]).
# Mocking "those poor women who don't know Jesus" (i.e., [[feminists]] and wives who haven't submitted to their husbands' repeated requests for [[anal]]).
#[[????|????????]]
# [[????|????????]]
#[[Profit|PROPHET!11!]]
# [[Profit|PROPHET!11!]]


(this shit isn't that hard you faggots.)
(This shit isn't that hard you faggots.)


== Rankings ==
== Rankings ==
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Quiverfull mothers rank themselves according to the number of children they have:
Quiverfull mothers rank themselves according to the number of children they have:


*1-15:  "im just a [[n00b]] LOL"
* 1-15:  "im just a [[n00b]] LOL"
*16-[[over 9000]]:  "[[1337]]"
* 16-[[over 9000]]:  "[[1337]]"
 
== See also ==
 
* [[Breeder]]
* [[Fundamentalist]]
* [[Christian]]
* [[God]]
* [[Hitler]]
* [[Homeschooling]]


== External Links ==
== External Links ==
wtf ?
wtf ?
[[Image:Goeswharr.JPG|thumb|right|Penis can go where? Blasphemy11]]
[[Image:Goeswharr.JPG|thumb|Penis can go where? Blasphemy11]]
*[http://www.fullquivermission.com/ Full Quiver Mission]
*[http://www.fullquivermission.com/ Full Quiver Mission]
*[http://quiverfull.com Quiver Full.com]
*[http://quiverfull.com Quiver Full.com]
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*[http://www.duggarfamily.com/ The Duggar Family]: Jim Bob, Michelle, Josh, Jana, John, Jill, Jessa, Jinger, Joseph, Josiah, Joy-Anna, Jedidiah, Jeremiah, Jason, James, Justin, Jackson, Johannah, Jennifer, Jordyn, Josie... (These freaks who were on the Discovery Channel or TLC or some such [[shit]].)
*[http://www.duggarfamily.com/ The Duggar Family]: Jim Bob, Michelle, Josh, Jana, John, Jill, Jessa, Jinger, Joseph, Josiah, Joy-Anna, Jedidiah, Jeremiah, Jason, James, Justin, Jackson, Johannah, Jennifer, Jordyn, Josie... (These freaks who were on the Discovery Channel or TLC or some such [[shit]].)


== See also ==
*[[breeder]]
*[[fundamentalist]]
*[[Christian]]
*[[God]]
*[[Hitler]]


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Latest revision as of 01:11, 20 January 2019

The Duggars: A typical Quiverfull family.

"Quiverfull" refers to a movement of Fundamentalist Christian fucktards who are trying to take over the world by having families of at least 100 children the old-fashioned way. The ultimate breeder ideology. (Compare Childfree.)

History

In the glory days that were 1980's America, Fundamentalist Christians who had gathered together for their convention noticed that only like five people had shown up, presumably because everyone else had stayed home playing Atari because, well, it was the 1980's, and that's what people did back then, fgt. Realizing that it was necessary to repopulate their depleted numbers (and because they were trying to raise enough money for hookers and blow), the group began to consider possibilities. Proposals included:

  1. Preaching their message to other, like-minded denominations.
  2. Preaching to local minority communities. (Since Fundamentalists are obligate members of the Ku Klux Klan, this proposal was immediately dismissed.)
  3. Preaching to the poor, the homeless, the destitute. (See reason for dismissal of proposal #2)
  4. Preaching to Arabs.
  5. Going home and sticking their cocks into their wives' cunts and filling them with their white, creamy man goo until they had entire armies of super inbred Aryan robot zombie children with names like "Hester," "Oral," and "Calvin." And (here's the shocker) getting their wives to believe they want to be walking brat factories.
Another typical Quiverfull family.
Quiverfull indoctrination begins at an early age.

Theology

Quiverfull theology is based on verses from Psalm 127:3-5 (in the Bible duh):

Lo, chidrens are an heritage of the LORD:

and the fruit of the womb is his reward.

As arrows are in the hand of a mighty man;

so are chidrens of the youth.

Happy is the man that hath his quiver full of them:

they shall not be ashamed,

but they shall speak with the enemies in the gate.

Note from a Jew: This Psalm was just King David dreaming about buttsecks with little boys. Christians do it wrong.

Translation: these are a relic of tribal wars. Arrows, remember, get shot and discarded. They are made to be thrown away. A man has one important child: his eldest son. All of the rest of them are just there to fight (and die fighting) the assholes who live on the other side of the river and his tribe.

On the Internets

Since male adherents of Quiverfull ideology are mostly illiterate, knuckle-dragging, homeschooled shitwits, most Quiverfull blogs on teh Internets are written by women who spend most of their time bragging about:

  1. How many children they have (fewer than 15 is considered shameful),
  2. How pretty the cover of their home organization binders are,
  3. Thanking Jesus for giving them husbands who treat them like slaves
  4. Mocking "those poor women who don't know Jesus" (i.e., feminists and wives who haven't submitted to their husbands' repeated requests for anal).
  5. ????????
  6. PROPHET!11!

(This shit isn't that hard you faggots.)

Rankings

Quiverfull mothers rank themselves according to the number of children they have:

See also

wtf ?

Penis can go where? Blasphemy11

and

  • The Duggar Family: Jim Bob, Michelle, Josh, Jana, John, Jill, Jessa, Jinger, Joseph, Josiah, Joy-Anna, Jedidiah, Jeremiah, Jason, James, Justin, Jackson, Johannah, Jennifer, Jordyn, Josie... (These freaks who were on the Discovery Channel or TLC or some such shit.)


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