Chuck Wendig

CHUCK WENDIG IS FIRED!

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Soy today...

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...frown tomorrow.

Chuck likes to talk about stuff

Chuck likes to talk about stuff

Chuck Wendig aka terribleminds, is a soy smiling nu-male and former writer for Marvel/Disney's Star Wars books. He is known for his really awful writing abilities, inability to maintain a consistent story, shitting on the fans, LGBTQ+ SJW elements where they don't belong, and a regular beratement of Marvel/Disney's customer base on Twitter. Insulting your customers is an economic policy which has yet to actually work, but people like Chuck Wendig, Rian Johnson, James Gunn, etc, still do it for some reason. Of course Marvel/Disney eventually got tired of him shitting on the people who buy their books, assuming anyone actually spent money on the books he wrote to begin with, and fired his ass.

Things that Chuck Wendig ISN'T

• a Trump supporter
• a dancing monkey
• a better writer
• a white male, although he is born one
• in the customer service business
• someone who makes "products"
• sane
• normal
• employed

Gallery

Twitter

• Look at how nice and friendly Chuck is! He totally isn't full of toxic masculinity and doesn't abuse his white privilege one bit!
  Look at how nice and friendly Chuck is! He totally isn't full of toxic masculinity and doesn't abuse his white privilege one bit!
• Star Wars fans is full of sad, sad people. Losers, fragile people, awful people who don't like diversity, fuck all of you. PS please buy my Star Wars books.
  Star Wars fans is full of sad, sad people. Losers, fragile people, awful people who don't like diversity, fuck all of you. PS please buy my Star Wars books.
• Yeah, fuck anyone who goes on twitter and says shit they shouldn't. They deserve to get fired.
  Yeah, fuck anyone who goes on twitter and says shit they shouldn't. They deserve to get fired.
• How is the firing of basically a nobody in the grand scheme of things "a big win"?
  How is the firing of basically a nobody in the grand scheme of things "a big win"?
• Truly earning that blue checkmark there, Chuck.
  Truly earning that blue checkmark there, Chuck.
• Yep, fuck "canon". That's right: I get paid to tell my client, Disney, that they're wrong.
  Yep, fuck "canon". That's right: I get paid to tell my client, Disney, that they're wrong.
• He is not your dancing monkey.
  He is not your dancing monkey.
• He doesn't make "products". He WRITES. Get your shit straight.
  He doesn't make "products". He WRITES. Get your shit straight.
• Chuck Wendig shows off how hip he is to the people.
  Chuck Wendig shows off how hip he is to the people.
• Chuck showing off how belief that anyone who disagrees with him surely must be a Russian Bot
  Chuck showing off how belief that anyone who disagrees with him surely must be a Russian Bot
• "What are you going to do, get me fired?" — Man who was just fired
  "What are you going to do, get me fired?" — Man who was just fired
• "We don't have to be civil because you guys aren't civil." OK gotcha.
  "We don't have to be civil because you guys aren't civil." OK gotcha.
• Excerpt of Chuck's infamous seed and feed rant
  Excerpt of Chuck's infamous seed and feed rant
• Stay warm everybody. Winter is coming and Chuck Wendig is brewing up a salty snowstorm.
  Stay warm everybody. Winter is coming and Chuck Wendig is brewing up a salty snowstorm.
• James Woods clears up the mystery concerning Chuck Wendig's encyclopedic knowledge about prolapsed assholes.
  James Woods clears up the mystery concerning Chuck Wendig's encyclopedic knowledge about prolapsed assholes.

Evidence of very skills he has for writing best

• Looks like Chuck got that omniscient, self-referential narrator style down like gangbusters. Perfect writing.
  Looks like Chuck got that omniscient, self-referential narrator style down like gangbusters. Perfect writing.
• This reads like some college student who is forced to pad up their essay to reach a certain word count. And does Chuck not know how easy it is to catch a moth?
  This reads like some college student who is forced to pad up their essay to reach a certain word count. And does Chuck not know how easy it is to catch a moth?
• More gripping examples of his beautiful writing style. I herkily-jerkily puked all over my copy of his book, however.
  More gripping examples of his beautiful writing style. I herkily-jerkily puked all over my copy of his book, however.
• That's right, that's exactly why he got fired.
  That's right, that's exactly why he got fired.
• lol these fans think DC is chomping at the bit to take this awful writer. Too bad DC has an even stricter social media policy than Disney...
  lol these fans think DC is chomping at the bit to take this awful writer. Too bad DC has an even stricter social media policy than Disney...
• The difference between a good Star Wars book and a bad Star Wars book.
  The difference between a good Star Wars book and a bad Star Wars book.
• You sure you don't hate my books because of the gay thing? Because I just spent five hours going through your Facebook account, and I found a lot of antigay stuff there. Looks like YOU'RE the crazy one here, sweetie! :)
  You sure you don't hate my books because of the gay thing? Because I just spent five hours going through your Facebook account, and I found a lot of antigay stuff there. Looks like YOU'RE the crazy one here, sweetie! :)
• Of course, he's using gender pronouns that doesn't belong in Star Wars like a good soy-farting male ally.
  Of course, he's using gender pronouns that doesn't belong in Star Wars like a good soy-farting male ally.
• A great book. Written so well. Super short. Choppy? Yes. Full of hyphens? Yes—very much hyphenated.
  A great book. Written so well. Super short. Choppy? Yes. Full of hyphens? Yes—very much hyphenated.
• Chuck reveals his hidden desires on page 100 of his new book. And that's perfectly OK. He should just admit to himself that he loves barrel chested men with pouty lips.
  Chuck reveals his hidden desires on page 100 of his new book. And that's perfectly OK. He should just admit to himself that he loves barrel chested men with pouty lips.
• Yes, this literally happens in a Star Wars book. No, it wasn't a book for children, but for adults. I mean, ignoring the fact that Star Wars is a series for children, even Chuck said so.
  Yes, this literally happens in a Star Wars book. No, it wasn't a book for children, but for adults. I mean, ignoring the fact that Star Wars is a series for children, even Chuck said so.

Misc

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  If Chuck Wendig is a Wojak an NPC.
• Chuck is the famous inventor of the Pickle-Peanut Butter-Mayo sandwich. It's called the "Please feed this to me and my wife's son" Sandwich
  Chuck is the famous inventor of the Pickle-Peanut Butter-Mayo sandwich. It's called the "Please feed this to me and my wife's son" Sandwich
• Chuck Wendig? Moar liek CUCK WENDIG, AMIRITE?? That joke has never been used before. I just invented it right now.
  Chuck Wendig? Moar liek CUCK WENDIG, AMIRITE?? That joke has never been used before. I just invented it right now.
• A man got fired? Awww....
  A man got fired? Awww....

External Links

•  ChuckWendig — His Twitter page. Archived
•  terribleminds — His Facebook page. Archived
• Terrible Minds — His official blog page. Archived
• terribleminds — His Tumblr page. Archived
• chuck_wendig — His Instagram page.
• terribleminds — His Flickr page.
• terribleminds ^{(Archive 1)} — His Reddit page. Archived
• ComicBookDB@47586 — His Comicbook DB page.
• Chuck_Wendig — His GoodReads page. Archived
• @chuckwendig — His Mastodon page. Archived
• terribleminds — His Pinterest page.
• Google+@102598717561259337811 — His Google+ page. Archived
• His emails.

• curious_spider (at) yahoo [dot] com
• wendigchuck (at) yahoo [dot] com

• Chuck Wendig — A Kiwi Farms page dedicated to the soybaby.

See Also

• James Gunn
• ComicsGate
• Soyboy

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