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[[Image:Humanitarian.gif|thumb|right|An [[lulz killer|Internet Humanitarian]] dropping off [[anti-lulz|much needed supplies]] to [[YouTube]] during the [[YouTube Civil War]].]]
{{Infobox Album | <!-- See Wikipedia:WikiProject_Albums -->
[[Image:Whatsyourbq.jpg|thumb|Who to "help" and how much to help them]]
| Name        = The Best of Mac Dre
[[Internet Humanitarianism]] is a severe form of [[internet disease]] which existed throughout the world for centuries, but started to accelerate during the coming of the [[web 2.0]].  Internet Humanitarians are frequently referred to as Internet Paladins.
| Type        = greatest
| Artist      = [[Mac Dre]]
| Cover      =
| Released    = May 31, 1993
| Genre      = [[Hip hop]]<br/>[[Hyphy]]
| Length      =
| Label      = [[Thizz Entertainment]]
| Producer    =
| Reviews    =
| This album  = '''''The Best of Mac Dre'''''<br/>(1993)
| Next album  = '''''[[The Best of Mac Dre II]]'''''<br/>(2004)
}}


== Symptoms of Humanitarianism ==
'''''The Best of Mac Dre''''' is the first "[[Greatest hits|best of]]" album by [[Mac Dre]].
* Claiming to act purely to help others, despite being purely for their own benefit.
* Selfless, until they realize no one around is regretful
* Value vigilantism, until they're the ones being vigilante
* Value freedom of speech, until their privacy is broken
* Value open source, until their system breaks
* Value socialism, until they are broke from paying for black persons' health care.
* Value morality, until the world finds out about their own mistakes.
* Value the opinion of others, unless it's critique, then you are [[hater]].
* Believe in the power of the people, until they realize they can't dictate what happens, [[X is not your personal army]].
* [[Mission: MySpace|Starting an internets genocide]] against all [[troll]]s.
* [[Jude's Army|Falling in love while using a random loli's pictures]].


== Known internet humanitarians ==
== Track listing ==
* [[Mark Zuckerberg]] - Valuing the "free flow of information" (i.e. your [[dox]] and noodz) on the internet.
=== Disc 1 ===
* [[Mission: MySpace]]/[[RobDoesTheInternet]] - Killing [[over 9000|over 7000]] MySpace profiles, but not [[IDIFTL|for the lulz]] and [[histrionic personality disorder|getting on TV for it]]. Also doing the same [[stupid]] shit on YouTube and [[Failbook]] now.
# Too Hard
* [[Jude's Army]] - This [[bitch]] started the most fucked-up shitstorm ever to hit [[MySpace]]. [[LOL WUT|Having three e-boyfriends simultaneously]] while baiting pedophiles was only the tip of this [[Global Warming|rapidly melting iceberg]] that nearly resulted in one man's [[suicide]].
# Nuthin But Love
* [[Argent009]] - Stating that his concerns are only about protecting his internet [[friend]]s.
# All Damn Day
* [[CircaRigel]] - [[YouTube Vigilantes|YouTube vigilante]], before the [[YTV]] were pwned.
# Its Nothin <small>(featuring Cutthoat Committee)</small>
* [[Irish282]] - Another [[YouTube Vigilantes|YouTube vigilante]]
# Hoe We Like <small>(featuring Sleep Dank)</small>
* [[Violetkitty411]] - Like argent009, protecting her subscribers, but never herself.
# Rapper Gone Bad
* [[Kathy Sierra]] - Fighting for [[blog]]ging rights (moar liek [[BAWWW]]ing rights, [[amirite]]??)
# X.O. Remi
* [[Michael Crook]] - [[Craigslist]] vigilante.
# Love That Donkey
* [[ItalianStallionette]] - Was [[allegedly]] making stuffed bears
# Doin What I Do
* [[pope-guilty|Pope Guilty]] - Fighting for the rights of expired food to be eaten, etc.
# Overdose <small>(featuring [[Filthy Phil]])</small>
* [[Jamie Baillie]] - [[Butthurt|Trying to remove anything that offends him]].
# Fish Head Stew
* [[GayDiamond]] - Threatening to report [[Anonymous]] for [[rape|raping]] <s>her</s>it with the [[lulz]], or as <s>she</s>it calls them, [[L.U.L.Z.]]
# Gangsta Niggaz
* [[Jimmy Wales]] - [[Wikipedia]] flounder and [[porn]] impresario.
# Life's a Bitch
# Playin for Kidz <small>(featuring [[Keak da Sneak]]) </small>
# If It Ain't Real <small>(featuring [[Messy Marv]], [[Da'unda'dogg]], Seff tha Gaffla, Naked, [[San Quinn]] & Juggy)</small>
# Gift 2 Gab


== Known [[IRL]] humanitarians ==
==Disc 2==
The only [[fags]] that care about other people are just desperately [[Attention whores|craving attention]], negating whatever humanitarian impact they were [[failing|trying to have]] in the first place. <del>Including</del> Especially [[Oprah]] and [[Bono]].
# I've Been Down <small>(featuring Harm)</small>
# California Livin' <small>(featuring [[Da'unda'dogg| Coolio Da Unda Dogg]])</small>
# Young Black Brotha
# Pimps Get Chose <small>(featuring [[Don Cisco]])</small>
# Valley Joe <small>(featuring [[PSD (rapper)|PSD]], [[B-Legit]] & [[Little Bruce]])</small>
# Stupid Doo Doo Dumb <small>(featuring [[Mac Mall]] & Miami)</small>
# I Need a Eight <small>(featuring Miami & Rott Wilder)</small>
# Fire <small>(featuring [[Big Lurch]] & Harm)</small>
# Young Playah
# Hoes Love It <small>(featuring [[Spice 1]])</small>
# Fast Money <small>(featuring [[Warren G]], [[Kokane]] & Dutches)</small>
# Anti-Square <small>(featuring [[PSD (rapper)|PSD]], Dubee & Miami)</small>
# On My Toes
# Doin What We Do <small>(featuring [[Da' Unda' Dogg]], PSD, Dubee & [[Mac Mall]])</small>
# They Don't Understand <small>(featuring [[Ray Luv]])</small>
# Crest Creeper <small>(featuring Dubee, Jamar & Naked)</small>


==See Also==
{{DEFAULTSORT:Best of Mac Dre}}
* [[White knighting]]
[[Category: Mac Dre albums]]
 
[[Category: 1993 compilation albums]]
{{Goodguys}}
[[Category:Greatest hits albums]]
{{Web 2.0}}
[[Category:Hip hop compilation albums]]
[[Category:Internets Phenomena]][[Category: Abnormal Psych]]
[[Category:Double compilation albums]]
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Revision as of 00:30, 20 April 2011

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The Best of Mac Dre is the first "best of" album by Mac Dre.

Track listing

Disc 1

  1. Too Hard
  2. Nuthin But Love
  3. All Damn Day
  4. Its Nothin (featuring Cutthoat Committee)
  5. Hoe We Like (featuring Sleep Dank)
  6. Rapper Gone Bad
  7. X.O. Remi
  8. Love That Donkey
  9. Doin What I Do
  10. Overdose (featuring Filthy Phil)
  11. Fish Head Stew
  12. Gangsta Niggaz
  13. Life's a Bitch
  14. Playin for Kidz (featuring Keak da Sneak)
  15. If It Ain't Real (featuring Messy Marv, Da'unda'dogg, Seff tha Gaffla, Naked, San Quinn & Juggy)
  16. Gift 2 Gab

Disc 2

  1. I've Been Down (featuring Harm)
  2. California Livin' (featuring Coolio Da Unda Dogg)
  3. Young Black Brotha
  4. Pimps Get Chose (featuring Don Cisco)
  5. Valley Joe (featuring PSD, B-Legit & Little Bruce)
  6. Stupid Doo Doo Dumb (featuring Mac Mall & Miami)
  7. I Need a Eight (featuring Miami & Rott Wilder)
  8. Fire (featuring Big Lurch & Harm)
  9. Young Playah
  10. Hoes Love It (featuring Spice 1)
  11. Fast Money (featuring Warren G, Kokane & Dutches)
  12. Anti-Square (featuring PSD, Dubee & Miami)
  13. On My Toes
  14. Doin What We Do (featuring Da' Unda' Dogg, PSD, Dubee & Mac Mall)
  15. They Don't Understand (featuring Ray Luv)
  16. Crest Creeper (featuring Dubee, Jamar & Naked)

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