Marvel vs Capcom 3

Marvel Vs Capcom 3 is ether the most BADASS fighting game or the worst fighting game for some (those are mainly the fags who prefer Cock of Duty and other types of unoriginal gaming shit). At moments, your dominating the newbs, you yourself being butt fucked by spammers, or just lag.

If you get bored of your typical 10-year-old infested FPS, then this motherfucker is the choice for you! Buy it, faggot!

Did I mention alot of the characters have big boobs? Guess not. Well most do. Go ahead and fap to She-Hulk's green tits. Nobody here judges. http://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/She-Hulk/1 Here's the link buddy. No one is stopping you.

Characters

• Captain America: USA! USA!
• Deadpool: The 1 source of Lulz in this game. No joke. File:Deadpoolmeatloaf.jpg
• Doctor Doom: PLASMAH BEEEEAM!
• Dormammu: Pretty much Doctor Doom. With a fire head.
• Hulk: HULK SMASH EVERYBODY! EVEN FUCKING MODOK!
• Iron Man: He hates Captain America. With a fucking passion.
• Magneto: The Jew that has the Brothahood.
• M.O.D.O.K: Nobody uses him. Neither will you.
• Phoenix: Everything kills her. Even Fucking MODOK.
• Sentinal: SENTINALFORCESENTINALFORCESENTINALFORCE.
• She-Hulk: Hulk with tits.
• Spider Man: He thinks everybody sucks cocks.
• Storm: The only nigger. ( Also classified as a freak)
• Super Skrull: Alien Hitler with the powers of the Fantastic Four.
• TaskMaster: Troll who scams everybody and stole everybody's moves. Even sex moves. But not MODOK's.
• Thor: God of Thunder. Nuff said.
• Wolverine: Every freak wants inside his pants.
• X-23: Wolverine with tits. Every PERSON wants inside her.
• Akuma: Emo demon who hates everybody.
• Wesker: The only BADASS and god.
• Amaterasu: That dog from Okami and many LP's. Player of choice for weaboos. ZOMG CHUGGAACONROY.
• Arthur: That knight who strips to his boxers to show dat ass.
• Chris: Nobody is die'n on his watch. Not even MODOK.
• Chun-Li: Bruce Lee's wife who kicks all the fucking time.
• Crimson Viper: Just like Iron Man, only with the biggest tits in history. And a more awesome suit.
• Dante: THE ULTIMATE DOUCHBAG IN GAMING HISTORY. He knows what the nice girls like.
• Felicia: Miley Cyrus. Only nude and a cat.
• Hesin-Ko: A zombie. Yeah. A zombie.
• Haggar: Got his fighting experience fighting niggas in the hood.
• Morrigan: BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOBS. Bat hooker who wants inside everybody. Even MODOK.
• Spencer: In love with his "arm".
• Ryu: Orgasms every time he fights.
• Trish: Dante digs it. I know I do.
• Tron: The only girl with small tits and has a fetish for the absent MegaMan.
• Viewtiful Joe: A fag hero wannabe who fights like a 13-year-old boy.
• Zero: OMG WHEREZZ MEEEGAHMANNN!?!?

Gameplay

There are millions of ways a fag can play this. Examples are: Spammer, noob, pro, average, don't give a shit about it, fucking obsessed, etc. In order to win, destroy the other fucker anyway you like.

• Step 1 to MVC success: Pick any three of the bitches above.
• Step 2 to MVC success: Pick a stage ( like it matters)
• Step 3 to MVC success: Go apeshit on the other player with them Hyper Combos and skills.

To really show everybody's "teamwork", master the team air buttsex combo.

Trolling

It's pretty easy to troll the "fighters" on MVC3. Like taking candy from an unborn baby. Example:

1. Pick Doctor Doom, Magneto, and Arthur. (Sentinal, And Iron Man work well too.
2. Find a lobby with smack talkers AKA black guys or wiggers.
3. Hide in the corner and spam Plasma Beam, Disruptor, and Spears.
4. Hear the sweet cussing of rage.
5. ????
6. PROFIT!

Or you can just torment them by talking.

Like, " Dante sucks MODOK's tiny penis". That will surely start some fireworks.

Overall

Get it if you like fighting, boobs, trolling, and BADASS Marvel people you know and love. It's much better than hanging around with your deformed testicles all day playing Cock of Duty: Fag Ops.

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