Marvel vs Capcom 3

Marvel vs. Capcom 3 (or Marvel vs. Capcom 2: 2) is a video game made by M.U.G.E.N fans. It seems like a pretty cool game, but then you realized you have wasted sixty dollars (or 30 pounds if you're from the only other country in the world: UK) on glorified fan-fiction.

The game is nothing like this cover.

Did I mention alot of the characters have big boobs? Guess not. Well most do. Go ahead and fap to She-Hulk's green tits. http://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/She-Hulk/1 Here's the link buddy. No one is stopping you.

Characters

• Captain America: USA! USA!
• Deadpool: Basically a ripoff of Spider-Man with 4chan and Street Fighter powers, and the games main lulz.

  

  You can see the difference between the two.

• Doctor Doom: PLASMAH BEEEEAM!
• Dormammu: Pretty much Doctor Doom. With a fire head.

  

  The real reason for 2012.

• Hulk: HULK SMASH EVERYBODY! EVEN FUCKING MODOK!
• Iron Man: He hates Captain America. With a fucking passion. Also hits on every girl in the game, even fucking Tron.
• Magneto: WHERES YO CURLEH MUSTACHE AT?! The Jew that has the Brothahood of awesome. Also a classic tourneyfag favorite, due to his AWESOME COMBOS!!
• M.O.D.O.K: Nobody uses him. Neither will you but if if you wana troll Dante and Wesker fags, use him.

  

  Now you know why everybody hates him.

• Phoenix: Everything kills her, due to her small HP pool. Even Fucking MODOK. Turns into a super PMS bitch upon losing all her HP.
• Sentinal: NEUTRALIZE NEUTRALIZE NEUTRALIZE SENTINAL FORCE. Got the size of his health nerfed, causing tourneyfags everywhere to an hero.
• She-Hulk: Hulk with tits. Nuff said. Never used.
• Spider Man: One of the only awesome people on this game. He thinks everybody sucks cocks. Replaced in the game by Deadpool as Marvel's Star and no one plays him online? Still funnier than Deadpool and much more trollish.

  

  Spider-Man: *Sniff* What do they got that I haven't got? Also the recipie for any unoriginal action hero. Just add douche, guns, swords, faggish weaboo dogs, and stir one liners until the mix is made into a super badass wannabe to be hated by all.

• Storm: MAKE IT RAIN! The only nigger in the game, and as such shows unnecessary amounts of legs. ( Also classified as a freak)
• Super Skrull: Best fantastic four cosplayer EVAR. Alien Hitler with all their powers.
• TaskMaster: Troll who scams everybody and stole everybody's moves. Even sex moves. But not MODOK's.
• Thor: God of Thunder. Nuff said. His taunt rants make Chuck Norris sweat cum. Has a ban hammer that fucks everyone up.
• Wolverine: Every freak wants inside his pants. Still short and short on deodorant.
• X-23: Emo Wolverine with tits. Every PERSON wants inside her. Morrigan turns lesbian for her.
• Akuma: Emo demon who hates everybody for not beating him.
• Wesker: The only BADASS and god. He is used by fat people and gooks and everybody else. GOTTA HAVE THE SHADES.
• Amaterasu: That dog from Okami and many LP's. Player of choice for weaboos. ZOMG CHUGGAACONROY. A big fuck you to Jesus.
• Arthur: That midget knight from a game nobody played who strips to his boxers to show dat ass.
• Chris: Nobody is die'n on his watch. Not even MODOK. Turns emo at the sight of Jill and and starts a ragefest at Wesker and soon to star in Modern Warfare 3.
• Chun-Li: Bruce Lee's wife who kicks all the fucking time. Now both her thighs AND her tits are big.
• Crimson Viper: Just like Iron Man, only with the biggest tits in history. And a more awesome suit.
• Dante: THE ULTIMATE DOUCHE-BAG IN GAMING HISTORY. He doesn't know why he can't meet nice girls. Has over 9000 special moves, due to the developer's 10-year-old son making it so every way you can mash your palm on the controller produces a useful move. Another tourneyfag favorite do to his Z0MG MIXUPS. Use his Japanese voice to transform him to a true fag.
• Felicia: Longcat and Miley Cyrus's freaky hot yiff spawn. Her voice ruins her fap potential.
• Hsien-Ko: An Asian zombie. Yeah. An Asian zombie. Fapping to her makes you a necrophiliac.
• Haggar: Got his fighting experience fighting niggas in the hood to save his hawt daughter. Assrapes his opponent for his lvl3 hyper. Respect his fucking pipe.
• Morrigan: Bat hooker with massive tits who wants inside EVERYBODY. Even both MODOK and you.
• Spencer: Nobody can see how he can lose due to his BIONIC AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRMM. Captain Falcon would be proud.
• Ryu: Orgasms every time he fights and rages whenever he wins. ZOMG, UR STACE IS WEAKKK!11
• Trish:The devil's hot daughter and Dante's companion. Known for causing more fanboy hardons than Samus, Morrigan, and Tifa combined in this game. Touches her tits during her victory pose.
• Tron: The only girl with small tits and has a fetish for the absent Mega Man. Pedobear and Morrigan favorite.
• Viewtiful Joe: A fag hero wannabe who fights like a 13-year-old boy. Orgasms at the sight of Trish and any Marvel superhero. Spider Man thinks he is adorable.
• Zero: OMG WHEREZZ MEEEGAHMANNN!?!? Runs around raping people with his lightsaber, despite not knowing WHAT HE'S FIGHTING FOOORGHH!!!

DLC

Its an add-on where you get barely anything for $5. A better idea rather on DLC is this: You could get some condoms and fuck your 17 year old neighbor in the ass. Multiple times. OR get a Subway $5 boner footlong.

• DLC Characters:
• Jill: Former whore who now has a fetish for Wesker and likes to shank the camera.
• Shuma-Gorath: Made to create much tentacle hentai. Played by all fans of tentacle hentai and weaboos wanting it.

There is also costumes that are $5 too but they are shit and only the most legit players get them. Also the reason Tron wears a crotch plate.

Gameplay

There are millions of ways a fag can play this. Examples are: Spammer, noob, pro, average, don't give a shit about it, fucking obsessed, etc. In order to win, destroy the other fucker anyway you like. It's ok if they rage like baby.

• Step 1 to MVC success: Pick any three of the bitches above. Sentinel.
• Step 2 to MVC success: Pick a stage (like it matters)
• Step 3 to MVC success: Go apeshit on the other player with them Hyper Combos and skills. ROCKETPUNCH ROCKETPUNCH HYPER SENTINEL FORCE

To really show everybody's "teamwork", master the team air buttsex combo.

Also, Capcom decided to let you pimp yourself out with titles like a true Nigga, showing orgasms for your favorite people. Plus events showing dangerous stunts (TEAM OF MODOK, OH SHIT MANN).

Then training to fuck with yourself in many various ways.

MODOK's theme goes with trolling

It finds out MODOK, the unused character, is an expert troll. People noticed this so they swiped his theme, put in a situation where trolling is there [Example:News flash about haxing, Movie trolling, etc], and thus, a semi-meme that is growing is born. It can either create nothing at all, or make a video lulzy as hell. Pretty much, it's Guile's theme goes with everything. Only more trollish, lulzy, and makes sense.

	“	If you think I've evolved beyond the joys of trolling, you thought wrong.	„

The troll of MV3.

• MODOK helps hack Westburo Church.

• MODOK in Final Destination 2

• MODOK playing with some Brits on SSF4

Trolling

It's pretty easy to troll the "fighters" on MVC3. Like taking candy from an unborn baby.

File:Spiderman sees troll.jpg

Only Spider Man can see your purpose of this

•Useful hint: Simple mode= troll mode•

Example:

1. Pick Doctor Doom, Magneto, and MODOK. (Sentinal, Chris, Arthur, and Iron Man work well too.)
2. Find a lobby with smack talkers AKA porch monkeys or wiggers.
3. Hide in the corner and spam Plasma Beam, Disruptor, and Other shit.
4. Beat his ass bad.
5. Hear the sweet cussing of rage.
6. ????
7. PROFIT!

Or you can just torment them joining a gangbang lobby and talk like this: "Dante sucks Wesker's tiny penis". That will surely start some fireworks.

Another way is this:

1. Find a "pro" with a mic and lose to him.
2. Go to Character selection and choose his "dream team" (Most likely: Dante, Sentinal, Wesker)
3. Ethier by spamming, acting retarded, or actually fighting, beat him with his own team.
4. Let his rage commence, and lulz.
5. ????
6. PROFIT!

http://www.youtube.com/user/Cambocombo Troll him and other "big" MVC3 video uploaders. Mostly people who commentate while playing. Get creative.

Overall

Get it if you like fighting, boobs, trolling, and BADASS Marvel people you know and love (not MODOK). It's much better than hanging around with your deformed testicles all day playing Cock of Duty: Nigger Ops.

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He digs the character selection. And the picture gallery below him...

DA MvC3 RULE 34 GALLERY About missing Pics

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  Chun Li showing them bobbies.
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  Clones are hot.
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  I told you she gots them breasts.
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  Flaming hot. Haha. Get it?

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  You want moar? WE GOT SOME MOAR!
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  The queen of MILF herself.
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  Now THOSE are boobs.
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  Everybody masturbates to Morrigan.
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  More clone hotness.

Related shit

• Marvel vs. Capcom 2: New Age of Heroes The past game to this that is not as good as this bitch. the beta to MvC3.
• Street Fighter Influenced AKA copied it.

External Links

• Iron Man talks about MvC3
• Wolverine talks about MvC3
• Captain America talks about MvC3
• Mega Man's reaction to being un-included in MvC3

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