LulzSec

A classy bunch of hackers.

LulzSec, also known as Lulz Security, Lool Sec, The Lulz Boat, is a script kiddie group that made a name for themselves hacking several large websites and subsequently taking credit for it, branding themselves with a number of memes stolen from 4chan and the general Anonymous community. Looking at their Twitter, it is blindingly obvious that they are casuals at /b/ and that they use Twitter.

Activities

Everyone at LulzSec is either an angsty teen or a manchild who kept too much interest in Anonymous without going into Scientology protests. Their 1337 hacking kit most likely involves Tor, LOIC and a green-on-black reskin for command line. If you ever step into their IRC (irc.lulzco.org #lulzsec) you will see what is meant by this.

Sony

Lulzsec want to finish Sony, notably by their attacks on the PSN network. However, this actually gives them a profit as since the beginning Sony were selling PS3s at a loss, so by reducing interest in the console they save Sony money. gg

LulzSec gained wider notoriety by hacking into the Sony Pictures servers and stealing a few thousand usernames and passwords. They did this by a simple SQL injection, subjecting Sony to much ridicule and proving themselves to be nothing more than skiddies. It should be noted that Sony kept passwords stored as plain text, not even bothering to hash them. How Sony even exists in this day and age baffles scientists.

PBS

Supposedly dead nigger avoiding taxes in New Zealand

Last Thursday, The Lulzboat docked at PBS to reveal the truth about Tupac Shakur. World instantly knew it was a hack, because there aren't any niggers in New Zealand. Also pretty much dox'd everyone that works at PBS, so head on over to grab yourself a few more email addresses. As if government employees would know how to operate a computer to start with.

FBI

Once again proving their supreme hacking prowess, LulzSec infiltrated a few FBI-affiliated websites by using still simple hacks that every web programmer knows about and were learned within the first three lessons at HackThisSite. Rather than showing that they are super 1337, this just shows that the FBI and their affiliates still suck at everything related to cyber-security, including protecting websites of companies that are specifically devoted to cyber-security and patching up security holes. LulzSec (and every other CSIII student) could be taking these security companies' jobs soon.

One of the things discovered in this event is the FBI employees' easy-to-guess passwords and the fact that most FBI employees use the same password everywhere they go. Nice job, FBI, your training is going well I see.

Takedown Tuesday

LulzSec IS your personal army

Again with the supreme hacking prowess, LulzSec took down The Escapist (home of Zero Punctuation), Minecraft, EVE Online, and multiple other sites including those requested by users (see picture). In their words, this lead to a lot of Butthurt gamers who proceeded to call LulzSec in order to shit on them. Their phone number is 614-LULZSEC. Within a few hours, they received a shitload of calls. Chances are shitting on their phone doesn't matter to them at all.

U.S. Senate and CIA

During the week of June 12 newfags hacked DDoSed the website of the United States Senate and the CIA. No one actually gave a shit, since neither of these websites contained any top-secret information. The Paultards and newfags of the internet rose in applause, while everyone with a brain went on with their lives.

LulzSec in the media

As portrayed by Chinks

Probably the most accurate and FUCKING AWESOME news report to date. You'll never get this in your country.

As portrayed by YouTube Nobodies

When compared to the above, it's only some derpy blonde girl who doesn't know how to operate her MacBook.

As portrayed by a butthurt Canadian

According to this PS3-playing faggot, LulzSec is srs business.

LulzSec Exposed

Sabu/God, the leader of LulzSec.

In attempt to get rid of LulzSec, some whitehats on Blogspot created a site to dox LulzSec members in attempt to make them look stupid. In their doxing attempts, they found the leader of LulzSec, some thirty-year-old virgin from the ages of time. All their other doxes seem to result in finding a lot of unemployed neckbeards, the kind that found the time to partake in LulzSec's projects - they couldn't do anything else due to not affording more than 512 megs of RAM.

Because these guys are complete pussies, they refuse to post the dox they retrieved on people like Sabu. If they did, they'd be doing a lot of gamers and corporate bodies a favour.

Member Arrests

Because the kids behind LulzSec believed they have a veil of Anonymity behind Twitter and IRC they thought they'd never be found by the popo. They were wrong.

Robert Cavanaugh

That kind of face you want to punch over and over. Resembles an older Angry Homo Kid.

Robert Cavanaugh, also known as xyz or ev0, was the first publicly known member of LulzSec to be taken into custody. Was also an angsty Internet Tough Guy who threatened DDoSes on everyone.

[18:40] <ev0> and when my friends ddos all of anonops
[18:40] <ev0> your shitty raid will be over
[18:40] <ItsRaidDay> lol k
[18:40] <ev0> so invite me back
[18:40] <ItsRaidDay> u do that skiddie
[18:40] <ev0> or i will ddos anonops
[18:40] <ev0> skiddie
[18:40] <ev0> yeah right
[18:40] <ev0> i run roots
[18:40] <ItsRaidDay> k
[18:41] <ev0> b0x:~# id
[18:41] <ev0> uid=0(root) gid=0(root) groups=0(root)
[18:42] <ItsRaidDay> cool?
[18:42] <ev0> w/e
[18:42] <ev0> you dont even know what uid0 means

Note: uid0 is simply a term for a root user on a Unix OS. Ie, a shitty factoid noone cares about and what Robbie used to boost his ego.

• Disclaimer on the custody incident.
• Xyz with all his shit ssh'd, phish'd, bant et cetera

Ryan Cleary

File:Ryannpa.png

Well.... until the mugshot.

On June 21 2011, the british tea van (the britfag version of the partyvan) paid a visit to ED fuhrer Ryan Cleary for pwning the CIA, the FBI, Sony, any generally anyone who he thought would be funny to rape. Upon his arrest he was reported to have said the following:

	“	I DID IT FOR THE LULZ	„
	—Ryan Cleary

See Also

• Goatse Security

External Links

• Lulzsec homepage
• After FBI, before?
  • After Sony, before FBI
    • After PBS, before Sony
• How to be leet
•  Lulzsec twitter

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