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Image:Captain_Mudkip.JPG|[[Mudkip|OUR SAVIOR]] | Image:Captain_Mudkip.JPG|[[Mudkip|OUR SAVIOR]] | ||
Image:Falconpunch.JPG|[[For great justice]]! | Image:Falconpunch.JPG|[[For great justice]]! | ||
Image:falconpunchabortion.jpg|Planned Parenthood approved! | Image:falconpunchabortion.jpg|[[Planned Parenthood]] approved! | ||
Image:Falcon_punch.jpg|Solving teen pregnancy, one fiery punch at a time. | Image:Falcon_punch.jpg|Solving teen pregnancy, one fiery punch at a time. | ||
Image:Falcon_Collider.png|TRUTH: The [[Large Hadron Collider|LHC]] is actually just a big tube where two Falcon Punches will be collided into each other, bringing about [[Rapture|the end times]]. | Image:Falcon_Collider.png|TRUTH: The [[Large Hadron Collider|LHC]] is actually just a big tube where two Falcon Punches will be collided into each other, bringing about [[Rapture|the end times]]. | ||
Revision as of 01:03, 23 June 2011
A Falcon Punch can be carried out by any individual with sufficient testicular fortitude, not just Captain Falcon. It has been long-established as the safest and most effective way to abort a teen pregnancy.
How To Falcon Punch
A successful Falcon Punch requires focusing mass amounts of pure pwn into one's fist, before hitting the target as hard as fucking possible - hopefully dislodging several vital organs along the way. The Falcon Punch is most often used to end the untimely pregnancy of a loved one in a humane manner, especially if the loved one happens to be under the age of sixteen. It is also used often to destroy idiots that are killing the internets, through a primitive, but effective text form.
Carrying out an IRL Falcon Punch is a simple procedure done in a few steps:
1. Pull fist back screaming: FARRUUKON...
2. Thrust fist forward whilst also screaming: ...PAAUUUUUUNNNCHI!!!!1
3. ????
4. PROFIT
Caution: Expect arm to catch fire in the shape of a bird if done correctly.
Example Videos
Previous Video | Next Video
Falcon Gallery
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Even the great adventurer Link can Falcon Punch. -
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Snake wishes he was as cool as Captain Falcon, but he fails. -
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HAHA DISREGARD THAT THAT'S A RAPTOR BOOST -
Animated .gif perfect for a forum fag's avatar. -
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Planned Parenthood approved! -
Solving teen pregnancy, one fiery punch at a time. -
TRUTH: The LHC is actually just a big tube where two Falcon Punches will be collided into each other, bringing about the end times. -
Literal version. -
Animated Version from Miori No Hibi.
See Also
- Operation Falcon Punch
- Abortion
- Limit break
- Epic Maneuver
- OH SHI-
- Divide by zero
- Super Smash Bros.
- Dynamic Entry
External Links
- FALCON PRON PUNCH!
- Some Japanese site
- Falconpunch.org - Not hosted by the real Captain Falcon.